RARE ROBOTS ONLY THREAD
polish robot here
is baseball the most robot sport?
>stats appeal to autists
>normies generally don't watch it, just old people and autists
>can go to a game by yourself and no one gives a shit, just sit by yourself in the top deck
>not dominated by niggers
It is a good robot sport. They try their best to normify it though. rah-rah jump-up-and-down cheerleading sounds whenever someone gets a base hit. Stupid games and crap on the jumbotron in between innings. They really don't want you just sitting back on a nice day, relaxing, and watching the game, they figure it needs to be loud and energetic. This is also a factor in why so many teams try to build lineups full of home-run hitters instead of having better hitters with less power - chicks dig the long ball. Just...
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Maybe American autists who like baseball should try watching cricket.
All the autism of baseball with none of the flare. You really can just relax and watch.
And games can go on for days and days at a time.
>tfw no gf to play Crusader Kings II with
>my little cousin just posted this on his normiebook
>i've long suspected he's a fag and but now he has a "girlfriend" he's constantly gloating about
>who incidentally looks like a fucking dude
How do I deal with this?
What are you listening to at this moment, robots?
>Accidentally click /hm/
>Start scrolling down unaware that I'm on the wrong board
>Immediately get a boner and start browsing a bear thread
>10 seconds later realize what I'm doing and run the fuck out of there
A-Am I gay /r9k/? My dick is still rock hard.
>broke up with her boyfriend the day she agreed to a date
>"my biggest fear is being alone"
>"in 5 years i want to be married with 2 more children"
how many red flags is too much?
Has she dated black men?
And is she a liberal?
Who into /boogiewoogie/ music here? I need some more songs to add to my collection to feel free to post.
>her face when she finds out you have no talents and no ambitions in life
>making a face thread on r9k where you cant post images without text
>tfw your ambition iwasn't good enough
>tfw c.ucked out of dreaming
I don't want to live.
I don't want to die.
I don't want this world.
I don't want this reality.
I can't take this reality.
I need to get out.
THIS NEEDS TO BE SOME HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE, IT CAN'T BE REAL, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING BETTER
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT
NOTHING IS RIGHT
YOU'RE FUCKING LYING AND YOU KNOW IT
> She just called you "darling"
Am...am I in /r9k/?
Anyone else hate their family and actively working to get away? I'm wagekeking over 50 hours a week to make $6,000 dollars. I will then rent a room on the other side of the country and try to make it there any way that I can, and when I say make it, I mean being able to comfortably afford a place of my own to live. I don't plan to come back for at least 5 years, if at all. If I end up a broke loser, I plan to spend my last bit of money on a bus ticket to San Diego where I will be homeless.
Hello anons. I owe you an apology and an explanation. You've probably noticed my absence the last few days, and it's because I have some serious personal and health issues right now. I don't know if I'll be able to continue making these threads regularly anymore. Anyway, I'm here tonight. Can I get you a drink?
feeling like shit
1 more week then I get some rest
some music for the jukebox
Whats going on in your life mate?
I might just have the Chardonnay back here, anon. Want me to leave the bottle?
Here's a vodka, anon. Finals this week?
I have a chronic condition that's been getting gradually worse since my early teens, but it's been getting worse much faster as of late.
Lou did nothing wrong.
What do you want for christmas this year robots? I want a qt with great honking norks
anxiety to improve so i can live a life that isn't eternal regret