How do I get a gf from r9k who isn't fat?
I just want a qt r9k gf to cuddle man.
And perhaps this is simply wishful thinking, but I'd be hoping there would be a girl who would be able to empathize with the feelings of loneliness, alienation, and ennui I have experienced throughout my life. Again, that's wishful thinking, b-but maybe they could prove me wrong.
Is life worth living?
>"hahaha anon! why can't you get hard?!? Are you gay?!? HEY EVERYBODY ANON IS GAY!"
Normies are degenerates and literally have orgys every weekend
If they were to invite a robot
for the sole purpose of bullying himthis is probably something that they could say to mock him
>no meaningful relationships
>weird autistic personality
>anxiety and depression problems
>few people who know you don't like you
>no will to do anything for yourself
What do actual robots have to live for?
Failed normies please don't post.
Actual robot here
Drugs fampai (weed, acid, mescaline, peyote, the gud stuff)
And the simple narcotic highs of eating good food till I'm stuffed (tendies and choco milkie REEE), shitposting on /r9k/, watching free movies and anime on streaming torrents, checking out good books from the library and discussing them on >>>/lit/, napping in my /comfy/ setup, going for nightwalks every night, vidya
basically readjusting expectations to be happy with the simple pleasures of life
/comfy/ is the only thing I have took forward to in life since I was lucky enough to be born with decent intelligence and nice academic opportunities.
>weed makes me depressed a lot of the time
>afraid to do acid or mushrooms since I might freak out and become delusional
>no connections for anything else
I download books from the internet, watch movies, and all that already though. Thanks for the reply.
no probs robro
>Thanks for the reply
iktf too well. how far I have descended.
Such a robot that even on /r9k/ my threads usually garner at most 5 or 6 replies and then Die off
>mfw barely 20 yrs old and already well on the path to becoming a full-blown wizard, possibly as early as my 21st birthday
the normies will never be able to fathom my true Power Level
Is it really such a bad thing for us NEET's to be getting autismbux? I feel as if society owes us them in some way considering all of the Chads and Staceys that were mean to us in school and destroyed our self confidence rendering us unable to function in the real world would be paying for it. Plus you could see it as a convenience charge for them so they'd never have to deal with an incompetent moron at the cash register of McDonald's and have the comfort of knowing that we didn't flip their burger either. The US government should stop funding so many Brett's...
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If they hand out money to single mothers then there is no reason they shouldn't hand it out to you NEETs as well.
They should have programs that help losers like you get simple part-time or casual work.
So much this
Said it for years but the Normies just ostracize and resort to parroting the shibboleths of their Capitalist Masters
>"muh support our troops"
>"muh they fight for your freedom"
>"muh contribution to society"
go kek urself normie-kun
but...ayy...what's a robot to do amirite?
Seriously dudes, it seems as though almost every American I know either has divorced parents, dysfunction, alcoholism or some other degenerate shit.
What's up with that?
>boomers and religious fallout. nobody got divorced before boomers. it really is all boomers fault.
This. Boomers had the hippy "free-love" movement which was an experimental attempt at making everything 'like so totally right', but everything went wrong.
Divorce happened, broken homes happened, then psychological problems happened.
Basically the further you deviate from the atomic family, the more prone to psychological disorders a person is.
>almost all my friends had divorced parents
>only one other friend's biological parents were together growing up
>tfw no jeepney driving, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, manok chasing, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, kanin picking, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>tfw no filipina gf
>"anon how come even though you wear skinny jeans your penis never makes a bulge? ahhaha are you small!? hahaha OMG hes blushing"
Why don't you have a boyfriend, /r9k/?
ok so if you follow the omegle threads and shit essentially theres tons of r9k girls right? But this one girl had a fucking bukkake in which 3 guys from r9k on seperate occasions had camsex with her even though it was seperate that still seems like a bukkake. See when you get desperate this shit happens smfh. ya'll niggas need jesus LMAOOO -kingblackchad
The 3 r9kers that it was were these lovely folks shouts out to joey david and jacob. It's so great to see retards jerking off to ugly bitches amirite? -kingblackchad pic very related.
>Mom won't be home until 10
>What are we gonna do, Uncle Anon?
you can do whatever
I'm going to watch Law & Order reruns
if you're good, I won't break down the whole episode from the 20 seconds they play before the opening credits so you can figure it out for yourself
Let's say you, Anon, had a son. Grats on losing your virginity.
If you had to impart some wisdom to your child, something to carry him through life, what would it be? What would you teach him?
Teach him the opposite of how I want him to act so when he rebells he's secretly playing right into my clutches.
Did he seriously think because he is my own flesh and blood change the fact he is just another roach to me?
You fuckers exclaim how not having a girlfriend is a fate worst than death.
What about, having kids out of wedlock, huh?
That sounds like a living hell
how do you spend your day?
Just browse 4chan, or play vidya.
Tonight has been a boring night, even worse than usual.
I just want weed.
Also anyone have any music or shit they would be willing to share?
I just want something to pass the time tbqh...