>he just wanted love
>we broke him
>you'll never have the old autistic Chris Chan
>now it's just a creepy hollow transvestite
Why does it make me so sad to see him like this?
He changed before and he's gonna change again, the tomboy/lesbiantransvestite saga is only a phase, he will return
>tired, didn't go out and party last night
>tfw Chad ended up fucking gf
Convince me not to take her back robots. It hurts.
only people who are pathetic take their partner back after they betray their trust.
if you take her back, everyone will view you as pathetic. she fucked up, drunk or not, she shouldnt have done what she did.
dont be a fag.
Have you ever been to a party /r9k/?
How did you manage to get invited?
How did it go?
I was actually reasonably popular in high school.
They were okay, I once pissed behind a girls wardrobe in her rumpus room whilst intoxicated. It was her 16th birthday :^)
Now I'm pushing 24 and find myself here on 4chan, what a time to be alive..
>hot girl on facebook thinks I'm "Like, the funniest person I've ever met."
>tags me in a status asking if I want to do something this weekend
>know she's going to flake (she's done it to others in the past)
>know she's just toying with me for validation
>plan on turning down her offer
>want to do it in a way that makes her feel worthless
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Find a way to do it on a platform where all her social media followers will see it but she can't erase it. Put her on blast for flaking on people in the past and she's only doing this for validation. After you come up with something don't respond to anything she says, it will be funny seeing the shoe on the other foot for her, I hope you post the results anon just don't sound too autistic in doing this.
Yeah, I was thinking about doing something along those lines, but I didn't want it to come across as bitter or "autistic" as 4chan loves to say. So far, what I had in mind was "Nah. Already made plans with someone who is guaranteed not to flake." But someone might have a better recommendation.
Any robots down south want to get together and worship my feet?
If you were to get a written tattoo, what would it say?
If you already have one, what does it say?
Saturday sardines thread! How are you eating them today?
Will learning a language make me an interesting person? Will it help me make friends?
I'm thinking of learning Mandarin.
>dont rise during the national anthem
who /trigger normies/ here?
I'd do that during the pledge of allegiance from grades 7-9. then eventually I decided "hey, it's not much to ask". I don't care if I'm part of the sheeple now, feelsgood to honor your country in some way even if it doesn't matter.
During my final year of high school i had homeroom in the art room. Teacher would get immensely assblasted by me not standing for the pledge. Never understood why, something to do with respect for our troops which is odd because I'm pretty sure our troops couldn't give a fuck if some kids stand in front of a flag
Why is everyone in this world so greedy for money? It's really not that great. Most expensive things are useless and only exist to make somebody else rich.
Is it mass media and hollywood that tells us we need these things to be happy? I live a simple life and i'm really happy with where i'm at
>just won internet argument
>tfw get the last word in even when you are in the wrong
What's next on the evolutionary scale?
Most of these are determined by the platforms they are created on.
For instance, in 2005, only text-based and more simple image macros were possible.
2008, images were more easy to work with and could be generated on websites.
The '2012' one is bullsht to be honest, normies never caught on to that type of image.
2015 is like that because of instagram filters, and screenshotting images on phones to create new ones.
2016? wait till the next meme platform is created, then we shall see.
Why don't you guys just get a meme personality if you want a gf?
You can literally do any of those and have a gf within days.
Thanks op maybe then fems will look past my morbid obesity and impotence
I just realized I haven't talked to anyone besides my parents since July 2015.
the word "girl" should automatically be replace with the word "whore" on r9k
do you agree?