>Daily reminder if your under 5'8" you may as well kill yourself.
Yah I know some say 5'10" but thats a meme. Any man 5'8" will not be slowed down on getting a woman.
I'm talking about the real manlets like me 5'6" failure race here.
I'll never have a girl cause of it. Anyone here know these feels?
Just so you know guys, this isn't true. Im maybe 5"7 and I've slept with women taller than me. It's only one factor. You can still make it.
Who /recessivegenes/ here? I'm so fucking mad that my brother got all the dominant genes and that I got the shit ones. My life was determined from the start! He's such an alpha-chad, fucking chicks left and right, while I'm stuck on a shitty island full of retarded mouth-breathers. My dad purposefully gave me these recessive traits as some kind of joke or some shit like that. Pic related is my face.
FUCK YOU SNAKE REEEEE WHYD YOU GET ALL THE GOOD GENES FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U
if any of you understood the metal gear "lore", you would know liquid got the dominant ones. solid got the recessive, but turned out better. solidus was a mix of the two. also:
>genetics dont work that way
How do you transform a slut into a respectable housewife?
I'm in love with a camgirl and recently I won a raffle for a date with her. I'm meeting her next weekend on a fancy italian restaurant and I want to know how to make her abandon her ways and spend her life with me.
I have money, looks and a good job, I just want her to realize she can aim for a better life.
Hello bots, week is at its end, what did you do to improve yourself in the last 7 days ?
>tfw you let jackie chan down
>tfw he will die in your lifetime
Girls are so vocal about being "depressed" and having problems. I feel like females don't even understand pain sometimes, and wish they could experience the pressures of being a man.
Haven't thought about suicide in 4 months though so I'm okay.
How are you guys doing?
>that fucked-up x-axis
This sort of beginner's mistake pisses me off so hard. I just know the government drone who made this shitty graph went on 24 months of maternity leave the very next day.
She just broke up with me robots. 2 years down the drain. She was the only thing i had left, I dont know what to do.
you'll be fine senpai
just keep on NEET-in on
Women would rather be abused than date an average guy that treats her well
Hes cheating on you dude
Take these two tests to prove you are a robot, or to just see if you have the autism.
>$2000 of NEETbux come in on Monday
Feels good to not be a wageslave
>implying the government wants to wast that much on you
In food stamps, maybe.
I want a thin attractive gf I can fatten up
>tfw this will never happen
>long distance relationship with a fatty
>tfw she's packed on a solid 10-15 pounds a month since we've been together
>tfw she's over three times my weight
>tfw food addiction so bad she wakes up in the middle of the night hungry on a daily basis
I feel kinda guilty desu but damn if it doesn't make my dick diamonds
My following tips or tricks are only for anons who are diapers messers or would like to be one or hesitate to be one because of bad experiences with smell and cleanup.
I must confess that I really LOVE diapers (and pants) pooping very much (even in public) although the smell and the cleanup afterwards are not a real fun.
So I allow me to offer some practical tips from my long-time experience as diapers pooper:
Reducing Poopy Smells:
(1) Wear good plastic pants over your diapers that some times can hide the odor for a good while.
(2) Wear also boxer shorts pretreated with Febreze that additionally absorbs the smell.
(3) You may take some peppermint-oil capsules a few days in advance which can turn the smell a bit into peppermint-odor (but cannot transform poop into peppermint chocolate!!)
(4) Reducing poopy smell in the appartment/bed etc: Use Febreze spray and/or burn incense cones which cover...
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Avoiding diaper rash:
(1) If you use Baby Cream or Baby Oil or Baby Oil Gel or Diaper Rash Cream (with at least 20% Zinc Oxide) (!), it will keep the moisture and mess away from your skin and prevent rashes.
(2) Additionally you may disperse/strew some Baby Powder into the inside of your diapers.
Cleanup and reducing smell on the skin without pain:
(1) Just jump in the shower or bathtub, take off your messy diaper, roll it up into a wad, and put it into a plastic bag (or "Diaper Genie").
(2) Use a hand-held shower head in your shower/bathtub.
(3) Use the shower head between your legs and up to your butt until the water runs clear (it takes only a few minutes).
(4) Then use special shower gels (with orange or citric oil aroma [!] which totally delets poopy smell...
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>Relative had a party yesterday
>Cute girl friends of hers filling up balloons
>Steal them and huff the air
Still got two of these bad boys
do you find yourself on a pendulum where you are either in a state of suicidal depression or in a fit of rage?
You may only post in this thread if you have a 10/10, god-tier youtube video.
Allow me to start with a classic
That one's actually pretty damn good, I didn't expect it to not suck.
Would you date a gender-swapped version of yourself?
>25 year old virgin
>lives with parents
>plays videogames, drinks beer, and watches anime
Sounds like my perfect waifu.