>anon why didnt you bring your gf to the reunion?
>you do you have a girl don't you?
>So, it's a been a while since you last came here for a haircut, what have you been up to in the meantime?
>Looking through a midget's luggage
>Find the gayest piece of armor i've ever seen
>All of a sudden hear "HANDS OFF"
>THE SHINY SHIRT, THAT'S MINE
fucking chadrat I didn't want the stupid shirt anyways
I have to escort some 3D roastie bitch down the aisle at my brothers wedding. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you walk inside your room
>"ayo whiteboi you wanna fuck?"
how would you react?
>mummy found the Hitler folder
>Great Grandfather found the Anne Frank r34 folder
tfw 19 and can feel time slipping through my fingers
This, change your life now m8. You will have some time. Go out and do something with your life. Don't become one of us. Please make an effort to stop this before you go to deep. Good luck
I can feel cum slipping through my fingers, but that's just because I ejaculated.
I probably shouldn't be typing right now, but the damage is already done...
>mom gives you a girl name
>mom gives you a slightly feminine name that isn't outright girly but makes people expect to see a feminine guy when they first see you
Anyone wanna start a skype group? Post your usernames or email them here email@example.com
We can discuss feels and shit.
There is already an r9k discord you
post comfy pictures, songs, shows, storys... whatever is on your mind
Got myself a comfy Mountain Dew here. What are your plans for tonight robots?
Heres an idea me an a few other anons discussed on
You reckon it could make a good game?
day 1 of no smoking
wearing a patch
feel like shit
any other bros trying to quit?
>haven't been smoking for 4 months
>find a full pack under the bed
>light one up without hesitation
this happened a week ago, and I am addicted again
Trannies control 90% of /lgbt/, 50% of /u/, 10 dedicated threads on /r9k/, and 5 dedicated threads on /b/. They grow more numerous by the day.
Is there any hope for cis males on 4chan? Or will we all be tucking our cocks into panties in two years?
There is no hope white boi. The war for 4chan is a foregone conclusion and it's too late to do anything about it. In five years all of 4chan will be a bunch of white sissies fawning over black men.
>tfw no on fleek qt black gf
Why do trapfags shill so hard on this board?
They're rejected on /lgbt/ by almost anyone who isnt trans as well, and this is the only board that you can post and talk about subjects that arent really relevant to a subject like /sci/ /co/ /a/, beside /b/ but /b/ is just a steaming pile of shit
also we can be lewd together in the same threads that piss off the idiots who feel the need to vent their anger
>I hate gay threads so I'll go to each one and rant between all the dicks and boy butts
retards, you're asking for it.
all my servers are ded, anyone have a discord i can join?
>tfw last year of uni
Welp, this is it guys. The days of being young and free are over. No more interesting classes, hanging with friends, and having fun. After this year, I have nothing to look forward to but sitting in an office cubicle day in and day out. No more summer breaks, no cute girls to flirt with on campus. Fuck, this hurts
You're in a club and this guy slaps your gf's ass
what do you do?
>turn 25 in 6 days
>have done nothing with my life
Why do I find the idea of being happy so cringey? Every time I imagine myself being content and happy with life I can't help but cringe and feel embarrassed thinking about it?
wtf is wrong me seriously
you've demonized happiness for so long, due to a fox-and-the-grapes situation you perceive yourself trapped in. you can't find joy in anything, so you start to look down on everyone you see in your life that seems to be content with themselves and their own lives. you think that they are inferior to you, because they must be blind to what you see, what you experience. you think that you see the world for what it really is: a hopeless trudging through misery and shit. you get envious of those that spend their time laughing, enjoying the company of others, and you can't...
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Yo can you go f**k this asshole watchsapp? He molested couple of my friend & blocked them & me. His number is +41 76 360 27 20
Probably your fault for having sexy friends, also not your personal army fagit
Now accepting gf applications
>Somewhat attractive robots report in
FTFY OP. Had to scale it down because it exceeded the file size limit. Probably because I turned it into png.
I don't read much but this one was nice.
Back in highschool my literature class disliked this book and I was the only one who did like it
this is one of the most bizarrely framed narratives I've ever and probably ever will read
>mfw dad is raping my little sister again right now
>can her her sobs and the bed squeaking through the wall
Post your desktops
my head hurts and I haven't seen anything good on /w/ recently
My worst fear is working a job that I hate.
The thing is that there is no job that I could possibly enjoy, only jobs that wouldn't be as bad as others.
Also can't earn any money with the things that I do in my free time (shitty art and playing a bit of piano).
I don't want to become a bitter wagecuck.
every job sucks in one way or another. even if you do a task you enjoy, you're still doing it on someone else's terms. even if you're self-employed, the stress of running your business will suck the fun out of your passion.
Song: Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
What have you done to make yourself a better person today /r9k/?
I tipped someone today, Your mother ;)
And it wasn't with cash...
Reccomend me a candy to buy.
Mommy gave me 20 big boy bucks to spend at the store and I want a tasty sweet treat to eat that I might not have usually bought.
>Tfw had a dream
>Tfw everyone but me is fornicating
Do you consider this woman attractive?
Do you think your sister ever had anal sex?
I don't have a sister and you should feel ashamed for making such a perverse thread