>tfw chad bestfriend invited to a new years party and wants me to roll with him and his gf
I've spent my last 3 NYs with you fags but don't know if I should go. It's a college party full of chad normies and stacy's and I'm just a NEET looser manlet and won't have anything to talk about with anyone. Would you guys go?
I don't think you're supposed to do mdma, but I have no idea as I don't even drink or smoke. i don't want to embarrass myself in his circle because they will surely talk shit about me to him later on.
Fucking do it
Find a couch, chill on it, drink a bit but not too much. You're on the couch already, so when other people sit down, the conversation comes to you instead of you butting in somewhere. Just join in on that shit, because they'll (most likely) not ignore you
t. robot without a single friend who still enjoys chilling at parties every weekend
hey guys im going on a long car ride today and im scared something bad could happen
how do i calm down enough to make it okay?
who /trips/ here?
Who here is a pathetic loser? I am nothing but a beta sock fucking faggot with a small dick who doesn't deserve to even look a woman in the eyes. I got nothing to offer anybody. I should be locked in a cage and chemically castrated. My pathetic tiny limp dick only makes women laugh. I shouldn't even be allowed out of the house because I offend Women with my mere presence.
Yes. I like to tell myself this everyday.
>sex drive completely gone
>haven't been able to cum in 2 months
wtf is wrong with me
how do I get it back
>tfw you'll never reach comfy levels of pic related
Yeah, I won't ever be. At the ripe old age of 23 I have a herniated disc and am in constant pain. I've gone to physical therapy and stuff, as well as losing 60 pounds by dieting, but it hasn't helped and the doctors say there's not much they can do. But they also refuse to give me surgery cause there's something really risky about my case. I have started taking illegal pain pills, but they only kind of help.
We're not gonna make it.
Which elliot is /ourguy/
What is the best vidya for robots?
now who exactly was in the wrong here?
How can I make money without getting a job?
>Mom pawned my xbox to buy booze
What the fuck I bought this with my own wage slave Walmart money
is the the comfiest setup you've ever seen?
How ugly do you have to be to have never had a girl attracted to you before?
I'm sure a girl has been attracted to nearly every person here, they were probably the female equivalent of us. Because of this they were too scared and nervous to try and show their interest and attraction.
Women ruined my life.
I despise my mother, she is biggest whore of them all I wish she gets cancer and dies.
Women need to be held in line and we need to genocide all NU cuck beta males who support their childish behaviour.
In a group where I was arguing with a normie over this pic. I tell him that I don't want to be the 50th guy she brags about on her next relationship, and he calls me a conservative. What do?
what's the best way to kill yourself? would jumping from something high enough to kill you be a good way?
Is it true that most robots weren't breastfed?
Is this the end of the roastie tyranny?
>Women are most likely to cheat on their long-term partner when they are at their most fertile, and they tend to choose genetically superior men for their fling. That's the claim of a study by Czech researchers, which found that the smell of a socially dominant male is most exciting to women in stable relationships, especially on days when they are ovulating.
>A group of 65 women then smelled the pads and rated the sexiness and masculinity of the scent. Women in the middle week of their menstrual cycle, the point at which fertility is at its peak, tended to prefer the smell of the men who scored highest on the dominance quiz. This preference was not shown by women at other points in their cycle.
YOU JUST CAN NOT WIN WITH THE NATURE, BEING LOYAL TO ROBOT IS AGAINST THEIR GENES
Well it's obvious senpai we are very similar to animals at our core we are just suppressing these instincts due to political correctness and civilization's norms
The only red pill I have ever gotten from 4chan is that white males are horrible people. How come you guys are so rotten?
Judging entire groups of people based on skin color is a meme. This thread, like every race bait thread, should be ignored but instead we'll all have to sit through butt blasted /pol/tards arguing with false flagging /pol/tards until the thread devolves into posting MS paint comics and interracial porn. Sage.
>Start a thread about your interests
>Only replies are shitposts
>One sincere response
>Try to continue conversation
I mean no shit, it's r9k, the only threads that stay at the top are cookie cutter "durrr does anyone else not have a gf?", "MBTI feels thread because we're all so special!!!", "DAE hate women", etc
Trump isn't even President and he already kept his promise to make anime real. https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/809015378756112384
3dpd roastie sluts on suicide watch
yeah but jim's a dipshit normie who'd probably get mad at our loli why-foos
he can go get fucked as far as I'm concerned. trump's probably kind of a nigger too. he'll just make life harder for anyone who's not an alt-right chad
Does anyone else get tremendously depressed when they see their friends doing things you never could? Like last week I saw my one friend leave a party with this cute girl and it made me want to kill myself, it's like being having no legs and seeing everyone else run.
First off, because this can't be avoided.
We're doomed to spectate like floating cameras. I'd love to be that normie whos picking up cuties at parties but I don't have the enthusiasm, motivation or social confidence to even turn up to the party in the first place.
How the fuck did you even manage to get into the party, anon? Are you "tremendously depressed" as you put it or just upset that you're a failed normie?
I live in the same apartment building and I ran into them outside, they were laughing and holding each other the whole time but I could tell they hadn't known each other for very long
I am a girl i sucked 10 dicks i weant a boyfriend ok?
wow clearly you never got any never got powsi
As a femanon
give me (You)s
There is a very specific smell that women vagina creates during period.
Does this smell has specifi name?
From time to time you can smell it and you can tell that women has period, but at what part of period is this smell created?
Right before period?
During the days that chance to get preggo are the highest?
I has nothing to do with how often she showers.
I want you all to know that you are wanted, and you are very nice and important I love you anons!
that won't stop me from loving you anon!
you are nice and I love you
>have online girlfriend
>suddenly disappear one day as part of an experiment
>I'm curious if she'll wait for me, and still want to take me back if I'm gone for six months
>go perma invisible on Skype
>for the first month she messages me every day asking where I went
>messages slowly come in less frequently, with the last dated September...
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So why don't you have a cute Asian gf who dresses like an anime girl?this guy even has one despite being old and fat
tips for kissing for someone who is about to get their first kiss