I have a small dick fetish. Who has the smallest dick on r9k?
Can an attractive person be a robot?
This is what /r/4chan looks like right now
I come from the future
Now introducing the next president, Hillary Clinton
>beats Bernie Sanders by one of the largest margins in history to become the democratic candidate
>beats our opponent Donald Trump in a landslide victory
How do you like your new president?
Feels p good senpai. I welcome our new cold heartless overlord.
WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING ATTACHED TO THEIR CHILLINS
People forgot we are a bag of water and chemicals. When she gives birth, body releases a shit ton of oxytocin which is the chemical that makes people form bonds. You release it when you have sex too, if I'm not mistaken you release a shit ton when you lose your virginity. I do recall a study concerning this, that's why first break ups are the hardest apparently. Not to sound edgy but love is quite literally a name we give to chemical responses that react to environmental stimuli.
>Major in computer science they said
>100k starting they said
I graduated last semester with a CS degree and I still cant find a job. Why?
>Son, a package came for you today. I think it's another one of your dolls.
Do you think women are really mentally stunted or are they just pretending?
ITT we post goddesses
Want to go down on her so bad.
Ask someone who
>Went and spent $100 at an asian massage parlor and didnt get a handjob
>Same day, went to a prostitute $60, and didnt cum
Potential gf just asked this
>Where did you say you were working again? I can't remember
tfw unemployed and living with parents
Is it time to end myself or do I tell her the truth?
I'm touching a human female's butt as I post this.
>tfw no tomboy gf that will only give handjobs
The government can hire one of these four to destroy ISIS.
Which one would get the job done fastest?
> inb4 linda shitposting
can we have some abstract feels?
>get text from old friend i haven't talked to in years
>tells me his band is playing a local venue and wants me to go
he probably sent it en masse but fuck it
>say sure why the fuck not, maybe today will be the day my life turns around at a punk-pop band show
>go to venue
>its sketchy as fuck
>say hi to friend and talk for a bit, then stand...
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I don't know why i ever think things will change for the better. i've started slipping and mentioning how unhappy i am to my parents, i cant handle them knowing how depressed i am.