>only one chance at life
>born with a small penis
this is bullshit
You have penis envy?
>Mfw Freud is right all along
I recommend you that being a lesbian is a sight better than being FtM in this day and age. The SJWs AND repillers will make your life living hell.
>Go to akinator
>If it asks if you are real say no
>Answer honestly about yourself
>Say "dont know" if it asks specifically about a series
You will then find the character that most resembles you.
This never occurred to me as possible. Gonna try it as soon as I get home
Do you guys ever get the feeling that /r9k/ is a really unhealthy echo chamber where bad ideas and behaviors are reinforced and lead to destructive decisions?
>the sensation of not having a gal pal xd
It really baffles me how Donald Trump is the leading republican candidate
It's like a running joke that should have concluded long ago
If Pena Nieto and Maduro won the Mexico and Venezuela elections, it shouldn't be a wonder if Trump wins the US ones (I mean, Americans placed Bush on the white house).
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed
He's a meme candidate, plain and simple. He's loud, he's well-known, he's rich as fuck, and he's an extremist, which the GOP continues to see as a positive for some godforsaken reason.
And just like every other loudmouth extremist, he will be outvoted by the quiet majority. Hopefully that will prove to the Republicans that they need to start going more moderate to get anything they want done, especially since more of America is leaning liberal these days.
To any female that may be reading this: I would like to propose an arrangement. I'm male, 29 years old, white, tall, thin. I make about 140k a year and live in major US city. It is enough for a couple people to live a comfortable middle class lifestyle.
I want to find a girl to domestically pair with, but my age and complete lack of experience (as well as idiosyncratic personality) make it hard for me to do in real life. I want to find a girl who is just willing to line up her wants with what I can offer, and her offer to what I want.
What I offer:
* Comfortable middle class lifestyle. We can eat out when we want, where we want. Live in a reasonable house outside of the city (I'm currently month to month in an apartment, so living situation is flexible). Go and do events in the city. Take weekend getaways to the little islands nearby and rent a nice place there, etc.
* I'm an intelligent, adaptable problem solver. I can help take care of things that might come up. I plan for the future. Things in my life are going reasonably well, and I could lend a hand in any difficulties that might be going on in your life too.
* Loyalty. As I mentioned, I'm 29 years old, and have no experience with women. As such, you could be supremely confident of my long term intentions.
* Flexible lifestyle. You could work if you want to. Go to school. Volunteer. Be a NEET. Whatever.
What I want:
* Not fat
* Kind person
* Not pushy regarding sex. The fact that I've gone 29 years without should tell you everything you need to know about my sex drive, and your should be compatible. Not that this might not change over time with a willing partner - but, well, I may have just gone too long.
If you are interested at all, then send me an email (or instant message) at Just A Throw Away 4chan (but all one word) at gmail.com
Also, feel free to ask me questions in this thread. Or just post here to help keep my dream of finding a gf alive.
everyone talks about some injustices in the world, like "boo hoo there's starving kids in africa" or "waaaa I was raped" even though nine times out of ten these bad things happening to them are entirely deserved. nobody ever talks about the real injustices in life. nobody can see who the real people that suffer are. I'm 24 years old and I've never even kissed a girl in my life. this is a real injustice. can't you see? where is my girlfriend? while some chads go out every night and have sex with whores over and over again, I'm stuck...
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DUDE EVERYBODY IS EVIL BUT STARVATION AND RAPE IS FUNNY AND THEY DESERVED IT WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME LMAO
Lose your superiority narcissistic personality, be friendly, don't be an asshole who mocks the disadvantaged, go outside, get a job and a life, and then maybe you'll get a gf.
Hello! How are you?
Any luck with 9.1 9.2 jb?
Pray you release full JB soon because Apple stop signing 9.0.2 and below iOS version so I am counting on you for WiFi application.
Thank you for your contribution.
Just because you have a boyfriend now doesn't mean you can separate yourself from all of your other friends. We miss you. I know you think he's perfect and it's your first serious relationship, but anyone with a brain can see it's not going to last and you're shooting yourself in the foot by investing all of your time and energy into it.
Welcome back, anons. Sorry for my two-day absence, but the Frog & Feels is once again operational. Come on in and get yourself something to drink.
I have spring, and two summer semesters until I finish graduate school with a masters in Accounting.
I fucking hate accounting, and my gay ass fucking normie peers already have jobs and their whole fucking life set up. I have to listen to them brag about their internships and plans for being successful in the future.
I'm gonna fucking choke the next bitch who asks me if I have a job already.
Start mixing me up something with orange juice. I'll be back in a minute, gotta get some take-out before I'm too smashed to drive.
>tfw you've been waiting all week until a night when you could (and had an excuse to) drink alone solely for one of these threads
>tfw stopped aging at 15
>tfw girls on campus think I am a math prodigy who graduated early
>mfw my neighbors thought I still go to highschool
>tfw still looking for a grill with a little boy fetish to deflower me
I dunno. I have no body hair or facial hair and everyone asks me what grade I am in high school even though I'm about to graduate from college
I'm also looking for a qt to /ss/ me
>tfw your dad asks you why you are a loner
I see a lot of skellingtons on this board even though it's easy to get fat on NEETlyfe
Why do white people have hair like dogs? Especially when it is wet. I am from Korea but i'm just wondering. I have never seen a white person unless you consider those in Saudi Arabia white.
Asian people have very similar hair to white people though, just that white people can go from as straight as asian, to having a kink.
So your hair would look like that while wet too, just black instead.
These threads are pretty fun, let's get one going
And here is the template if anyone needs it
here ya go op, I hope this thread doesn't just die
>NOT A MUSIC GUY
>RICH EVANS AS A CELEBRITY
>YOUTUBE KEK WHO SCREAMS IN HIM MIC AS A COMEDIAN
>reading as a hobby
>tfw no jeepney driving, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, kanin picking, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I'd love to eat you alive, after I spend three months removing every layer of your skin. Inject a tape worm into you, and fill your cage with thousands of misquotoes. While everyday raping the girl you love right in front of you. And watching as you realize that being unable to stop it isn't any where near as painful as realizing that she absolutely loves it.