if you had access to a gun, would you?
Would you press the button /r9k/?
TFW you finally get a cute asian girl and then cum too quick
Is there any way to make myself fear cumming? Some people are scared of clowns but that fear is created when young. I'm 20. How do I learn to fear my own cum? I want to spook myself into lasting ~15 minutes
She's still talking to me so I must not have blown it fast enough to scare her off.
train yourself to associate cumming with pain by shocking yourself every time you cum
this will have one of two effects:
you will either start to feel pleasure from pain
your body will be trained to not cum
hmm perhaps edging and shocking yourself every time you feel close to cumming?
then you will [obviously] not come but you can still continue building a tolerance to stimulation
honestly tho the best way to last longer is to just not masturbate for a long time
I really like this girl, where the hell do I go from here
What is it about Eurasians that makes them so nutty?is it their genes?upbringing? Idk
Pic related, shitty MacDonald's. What do you smoke, and favorite brands et cetera.
Smoking is the only way I cope with my wage life.
Who #gangland ghetto here? What kind of neighbourhood do you live in?
>people actually for the height meme
My friend was 5'6 and he was a chad. I'm taller than him and a virgin.
>everytime I see this thread I get false hope
>go into public and realize what an inferior piece of shit I am and get crushed
>I fall for this shit everytime and get destroyed even more the next time
Tried to kill myself again today. Tried to jump off of my apartment's balcony. Pushed my arms down on the balcony and tried to push my head down first. Pussied out and removed myself from the location before I could jump off.
What am I so scared of? Pain? Death?
>almost halfway through december and still no snow
What the FUCK comfybros? How can I possibly experience winter comfiness without snow?
Let us remedy this with a comfy thread. Post your comfy images, tunes, and comfy routines here.
ayy f am, i feel you
the problem isnt the lack of snow, its the weather. the absolute COMFIEST weather is between 0 celcius and -10 celcius. this is that shiver down your spine, that hoodie when you walk down the street, that comfy coat weather
you NEVER sweat in this weather, and it just feels so good. everything is dead and winter becomes a big blanket of comfiness. snow is okay unless its fresh snow and theres a lot of it, and you need to do a lot of walking, that sucks dick.
but weather between 5 and 15 celcius really sucks because you still sweat and...
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Here you go man
I love youth lagoon and this album, thanks friend.
I'll share with another comfy album:
>tfw one of my chad cousins called me 20 minutes ago
>asked me if i wanted to come with the boys and ride some jet-skis
>Always say no and always reject every offer but today for some reason i said yes
>tfw one of my cousins will be here shortly to pick me up
Are there actual non-virgins on /r9k/ right now?
Why? What are you normie shits doing on a board clearly not designed for you?
Just because I fucked some desperate, lonely, fat girls doesn't mean I'm not a robot
post a picture and someone else matches it with a song
that's a tough one. maybe this?
I'm pretty hungry and I'm thinking about going to a subway nearby. I don't really do to subway often, but the NEETs on here seem like subway experts.
What should I get?
Maybe ask your personal sandwich artist for his personal sandwich of the day
Yayyy I squeezed out my first bit of fluid from my nipples! It's sticky. Pretty neat :D
I kinda wanna taste it but I'm scared.