Is /r9k/ a cult?
>have a pain in my wrist
>don't want to go to the doctor because I think its from masturbating too much
stop using your wrist now, stop typing
rest it completely trust me anon
Please do your best and have a great day!
Don't forget to be brave and try new things!
>enter sextoy site
>95% of all dildos are 8"-10" hugies
why do wmen lie that size dont matter?
How do you manage to maintain friendships, anons?
>have a few great conversations
>they lose interest slowly over time
>suddenly stop replying
what the hell is wrong with me?
>one chance in life
Hey, anon. Could I use your computer for a few minutes?
>tfw the major depressive disorder is starting to set in again
helo is this wher the cool pppl go to chat. i like the japan cartoons and stuff
dis is wer we talk bout chajnese cartons and stuf like dat! welcum!
Any robots who are unemployed, though they graduated in "good" fields?
I graduated in mechanics, but in my country all we do is IT and outsourcing. I am unemployed for 2 months now. It feels like shit. I am frustraded, I mean, I did everything right, got really good grades in all schools, got good grades in college, did two internships, graduated this July. I worked at one place, but boss tried to fuck me over, so I quit. Now I'm looking for a new job and every time I check how many people sent their resumes for the same job offer (there is a little counter...
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How do I stop overeating, especially with chocolate, icecream and other sugary desserts?
"Just stop" doesn't work, because when I just stop, I start thinking its not worth the hassle, and overeat again, and regret it again.
I can't "just stop" when after stopping I consider stopping to be stupid, and of course I am not one to do stupid things, so I go eat sugar.
There has to be a way, a rational mathematical academic strict measurable step by step follow guide to stop eating copious amounts of sugar. Share it with me.
But thats the opposite of what I want. If I am just myself, I'll get diabetes and continue having reflux all day err day and waking up in the middle of the night with heartburn.
I want to be something different than myself and to change myself.
The answer is simple. you just stop anon. You commit and take it one day at a time. Dont thing about quitting forever, think about quitting today. If you fuck up and eat shit one day out of the week, thats better than you are doing now isnt it? One day at a time. Tell yourself that today, you wont eat that stuff. Tomorrow is tomorrow.
You're addicted to eating as much as the fat landwhale is in that show where she nearly pukes eating one Brussel sprout. One who is addicted must ween themselves off the...
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Any way to get better at talking/conversing?
I'm really envious of my one friend who's always fast talking and witty and almost never has to pause to think about what he's going to say next. How does one achieve this level of speech? Reading books? Practice on yourself?
I find myself never being able to say what I truly mean to say, and sometimes when I think about it, I wonder if i'm lacking knowledge of some vocabulary or some shit. I just want to be able to talk coherently and with flow and minimize as much pauses as possible.
Why don't you just lose weight?
Who knows, you may become a Chad like this guy.
You can either make tons of money and get a sugar baby, or just lower your standards.
Why do I hear demonic screaming when I sleep.
>i think men should sleep with at least 150 girls.
This is what women really think.
> thinks america is degenerate
>that's why he's glad he's italian
TOP FUCKING KEKE
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH FAMALAM
Who here /libertarianmasterrace/?
I am, but this always makes me laugh because I've fucking argued it before.
Why is she so attractive robots?
I think I finally have this thing normies and failed normies call "a crush"
"Ive never met a single beautiful woman Ive actually liked. You never actually get close enough to them to work out what the fuck theyre about. I think a part of me used to want to know that, but Ive lost all will to do so now. "
Does anyone else have a hard time trusting people? I get very paranoid about opening up and I'll act as though I trust someone but I really still have my guard up.
How much money can you save by living in a van?
Why do I like being sad and miserable. It's almost as if I have periods of real happiness but then get depressed again after something goes bad but it doesn't bother me too much because at the same time it feels as if an old friend is back and I can go back to being myself.
What the fuck is this?
Have I really grown to hate happiness because I'm never happy?
Porn star emailed me back:
>I'm sorry you suffer with depression. It's not easy. I've had my fair share of it. Particularly in my teens.
>You don't need to worry. If you have followed my career you will have noticed that I wasn't the happiest teenager. Porn and particularly webcamming really helped me. So I definitely don't need saving!
>And I have my own business even though I've only just entered my twenties. Life is pretty damn sweet.
>The best advice I can give is focus on yourself. It's kind of arrogant to be judgemental of others and also to think people need saving. The only people who can help anyone our selves.
>It's ok to be a bit selfish, you know? That's something I've learned. Just day by day. Focus on how to improve yourself. I also didn't have friends in my teens. The best way to make them is to force yourself to make some friends. There are so many lonely people out there. And we are all waiting for other people to say hello.
>I'd reccomend websites like meetup.com and couch surfing to find people that have the same interests as you.
>I'm sure you will make friends pretty quickly. And it will make you feel a lot better about yourself.
>Just remember that you cannot be friends with everyone. In fact most people won't be suitable. SO if you are ever feeling rejected or down. Don't worry. Each friend rejection is one step closer to finding a real friend.
>I'd also say once you have a friend, you have to really invest in that friendship. Treat them well. Care. Be interested in their lives. And they will be the same to you.
>Hope that helps!
I'm a KHV robot and even I feel how pathetic you must feel.
August 18, 2016
It's going too fast, and time is running out.
Stagnation is an eternal second.
Boy do I miss being in fucking high-school.
Anime was right, life is the greatest during school.
Why the fuck is life so hard? I mean, all that effort, all those schools, those exams, struggling to find a job, sitting in that job 8-10 hours A DAY, listening to your boss and watching him buying a new BMW.
I don't get why people don't hang themselves en masse when they hit their 30's.
because shekels and war
until normies realize you can help others without needing paper or plastic IOU's we're doomed to suffer
Anyone here stolen valor?
>free money from army-worshipping normaltards
>fresh pussy everywhere you go
>look fucking badass in uniform
>don't actually have to risk your life in some desert shithole like a normalshoot negro, redneck or beaner
What's not to love?
Yep! best thing i ever did was buy some uniform off ebay, I don't even know if im wearing it properly but when that uniform is on I'm respected. People wouldn't dare try to accuse me tho to scared lol.
Where do you buy your medals OP? Im thinking about getting a few bravery medals.
Fuck you niggers. You can always tell who's a pussy when you ask about basic. Nevermind your 300 confirmed kills with a sidearm while stoned, you stand, walk, and dress like a faggot that would shit themselves during the first week. Most you'd do with a PT belt is hang yourself.
Who here just fuckin flat out beats their dick first thing in the morning after waking up.
i use to but washing sheets all the time is annoying
>eyes snap open
>immediately bash open laptop and search "biggest fattest black ass in the world getting annihilated"
>whack penis violently
>cum sprays all over face
>back to sleep for at least 10 hours
I'm on a 10-day streak of not feeling depressed. Had a fuckton of weed last night. It's starting to come back.
I lack sufficient funds for more weed...
You shouldn't have done the weed.
Don't do more weed if you're on a non-depression winning streak.
At least you went that far, I can't go an hour being happy without feeling like I've lost apart of my personality and going right back to it.
It's been a long way here - without drugs and alcohol I think I would never be able to embrace being happy.
I'm okay without weed but I feel the bad feels crawling (in my skin) back slowly. I should go for a run or something.
Go out in nature, contemplate your thoughts and feelings under the attentiveness of mother nature. Listen to the birds in the trees, watch the clouds go by, hear the crunching of your boots against the leaves, and perhaps even see an animal or two. A hike or a nature walk has the capacity to numb your mind as any drug could. It is your natural state, and your mind will push aside frivolous discomforts at least for a little while as you bask in Nature's majesty, pulling your consciousness inside of her warm embrace,...
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Time for a /uni/ thread.
>what do you study?
>where do you study?
>do you enjoy it?
>plans for the future?
>do you sit next to qts or the backest backrow?
Hey guys, There's this really cute Spanish chick that I've been texting a lot recently, she seems interested in me, but we have never talked in person or through a call. I fucked up and told her I was 5'9, when in reality I'm 5'7, Manlet, I know. Anyways I'm scared to ask her to do anything, I don't want her to be turned off by my height. What do guys?
What can you do inside that's not related to computers/smartphones/modern technology?
What did shut-in people do all day before computers were a mainstream thing?
I just want something else to do but don't have any idea as to what.
You can do pretty much any craft indoors (I weld and do general repairs) as well as most art and writing.
You can do a shitload more indoors than out, which is great when you're an agoraphobe.
sometimes i go into public parks and build shacks really far away from the beaten path just for the fuck of it
pic related, most recent shack that unfortunately got found and burned down