Why are you all such miserable assholes?
What destroyed you?
It's all in your head
>starting my job as a high school teacher in a couple weeks
ask a 30 yr old drunk married woman anything
why are you here?
why don't you fuck off back to fb?
What have these eyes seen?
Peaches and cream
Peaches and cream
Rice pudding snow cone dessert dream
MCFUCKING FISH M8
EAT IT YOU SHIT
YOU ARE ONLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR A MCFISHIT
How did it go, fellow Britbongs? Got A*BB somehow and am heading off to Sheffield next month, feels good man. I'll be shitposting in /uni/ like a motherfucker.
Chad roommate is about to invite 20 other Chads/Staceys into our apartment.
I am freaking out. What do?
What is salvia like?
Anyone else use a home gym because they're too anxious to go to a public one?
Staceys are too distracting and Chads are too intimidating.
Why do y'all act like going to the movies by yourself is a big deal.
Had the entire room to myself for like 20 minutes then a bunch of girls came in and started watching the movie.
I'm with you, went to universal with some family and on one of the days I spent it at the movie theater all on my own, there were actually another handful of lonely guys killing time too, watched something like 5 movies that day back to back and for the price of 1.
How can you tell they were lonely?
At first I was a little bit annoyed people started showing up cause it was just cool getting a huge empty room to myself like a private screening or something. Been a while since I seen a herd of girls walking around and giggling so it was kind of amusing. I tend to scare most normies away from me a lot of the time so it's usually no biggy if other people are around since they keep a distance anyway.
Recently I came across some of her videos and was pretty interested in her for obvious reasons. I began to wonder what happened to her, so I did a bit of digging. So this is what I found out. She started dating Sam Hyde when she was 16 (I believe). She loved MDE and idolized Sam. Saying she would do anything for him. She moves in with him. Turns out Sam gets off on bdsm, and starts to abuse her sexually. One of the things he did was strangle her with a belt (their also a good chance Sam gave her hpv). Sam also like to cheat on her with other...
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Today was my Oneitis' last day at work. Seeing her was the only thing that made this shitty wageslave job (and life in general) tolerable since I quit smoking weed. I know its really pathetic to put any value in a qt I was probably not going to get with anyways, but our conversations brought me legitimate happiness. She was one of the few things I could look forward to each week and Now she's not there. I hate this feeling, but i knew it would happen eventually.
Ask a fembot who had an orgasm during sex for the first time today anything
I quit my job at McDonalds today. I pissed in the fryers and put my semen on about 12 burgers.
>go on interpals
>get spammed by thai chicks and gays
>get long distance roach gf
>busty brazilian stalking me
>fat american chick keeps hitting on me
i just wanted to learn a new language
>Be a pollack
>Make an InterPals account
>pollack chicks writing to me
Uhhh, fuck off? Last time I checked it wasn't DomesticPals, learn a language you cunts.
What will happen to us when we get older lads? Many here are autistic, schizophrenic, or otherwise mentally or physically compromised and rely on our families or the government or both for support. Many here are teens and twenties but as we get older our bodies will fail, our families will die. Will our nephews and nieces support us? I understand some of you are normies but for those with serious issues will we be on here shitposting until the bitter end?
>when I was younger I spent way more time in hospitals and nursing homes around old sick and dying people than any kid should
>ever since then I've always had the plan to kill myself when I can no longer care for myself or when I turn 60, whichever comes first
>turned 30 last month
Halfway there lads!
Why do women wear make-up all the time?
Do they hate themselves so much that their appearance is all they have? You don't see guys with make-up.
They get shamed by other women.
Most men will take the dolled up woman in 2 inches of makeup over the natural one with flaws and pasty skin.
It's expected for women to wear makeup and it's pounded into their heads from a young age. Look at the kinds of toys they have for little girls. There's even makeup made for children.
Men will get made fun of for wearing makeup if they aren't some famous schmuck, so that's why you don't often see men with it.
>tfw you start college and have no friends
Are you a kissless hugless friendless male virgin?
that means you should get out of r9k RIGHT NOW.
hello brother, we feel together.
I wage slave at a factory for $14/hr and there are so many guys here that work another job as well, even fulltime second jobs.
Wtf is this shit? Why do people do this? You literally have no life but work doing this. Just cut down your expenses in life
>tfw no idea at all about how to have sex
I mean I know you stick your penis in the vagina but surely there's more to it than that?
Yea... its a mystery to me too anon.
And I will never know the answer
>I'm getting married next week
Reminder that you can do it, robots. Never give up.
Claim your musclefu.
>Alexa Bliss, I choose you!
Signature Moves: Insult to Injury, Twisted Bliss
Dat Ass: Fat
Bonus: she can flip between ice and fire type. She's the Eevee of wrestling.
Can we have a /cigarette/ thread?
Ciggies are just as good as tendies
>pic related are my favorite
ORG: :POST fav smokes
>this thread will trigger normies
First thing you notice is that he really can't carry a suit.
I don't know if it's an issue with the suit or him not knowing how to pick one that suits to his body, but the head looks really small.
So it's not gonna be like some stacy walks up to him and "oh, Reviewbrah, you're such a gentleman. You know how to make a girl wet with the way you dress" it's not gonna happen.
But it is what it is.
And price wise, I'd say he's fairly cheap. If he was a trap you'd pay him like 20 dollars? Maybe?
hi evrybod jus a reminer 2 stay hidhrated senpai
>Tfw you look like a kpop star but white girls still don't give me attention
Why is that /r9k/?
asians can be masculine dont fall for the trap meme
What's keeping you guys from killing yourselves?
For me it's my wife.
I don't like the damage it would do to my family. My sister would give up her college career and my mother would shut down and wouldn't be able to pay for her house. As long as I suck it up i'm the only one who has to be like this
I don't know what affect it would have on others but the simple thought that someone could be negatively affected is the one selfless thing about me that prevents me from ending thus nightmare.
>nu males aren't real
Now do you understand what a nu male is?