who /fat fuck/ here?
feeIs good man
>tfw only weight 175 lbs 5'11"
>look straight up obese without clothes
>several huge fat rolls, massive love handles, back fat, man titties, flab everywhere, fat thighs and ass
>even my face is all round and fat, like a baby's face
>literally 30% body fat, not even kidding
Who extremely skinnyfat here?
why do you stay up so late
>tfw you've never won any contests
CONGRATULATIONS OP, YOU JUST WON THE "NOBODY FUCKING CARES" CONTEST.
Oh dude I won contest for sure. Shit was cash.
You're talking to the most likely to succeed senior year, and the winner of the state champsionship for high school wrestling in 170 lb weightclass babyyyyyy
>well anon, eat
what do yo do?
>make out with girl on my date
>she tells me she has work at 5 in the morning
>her mom calls her to get home
>I take her home at 10 PM
>she tells me that she got no sleep last night
Is this a good thing?
The truth has finally come out about Ethan
ITT: Post the last thing you jerked off to
I need help, fellow robots. I am going on vacation with my friend and his family. The problem is, I take loud explosive shits. I can't help or control it and it usually takes me about 15 to 20 minutes to shit. We will all be in the same hotel room and there is only 1 bathroom and I know they will hear me shitting and laugh at me. What do I do bros?
Reminder that there is nothing wrong with being a cuckold and getting someone else to sexually satisfy your woman if you are unable to properly do so.
Shut up Shlomo Shelelstein. Trump won because of excessive immigration and extreme SJW bullshit.
The left could easily win in Europe and North America is the just cut back on the cuckoldry bullshit.
>tfw too masculine for modern life
YOU MAY CHOOSE ONLY ONE
THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER
>tfw you are literally one beer away from feeling perfectly comfortable with yourself and being able to relax and have some fun... Just one goddamn beer can take that little edge of anxiety that's crippling you away for a while. I wish there was a vaccine that made you one beer tipsy for a month before having to take a new one.
or in the words of a little known country song, "i don't want another drink. i only want that last one again"
Anyone else rooting for the Phoenix serial killer shooter?
>linked to nine separate shootings resulting in seven deaths and two injuries across Phoenix, Arizona in 2016
>lanky dark-haired man in his early 20s
>FBI criminal profiler Brad Garrett believes that the shooter is a "thrill killer"
I want him to get caught so we can see him and get interviews and know his psychological setup, possibly get a documentary
OMG OUY GUYSZ AI FLUCKGING LOVR ANIME HOLY SHIT I HATE tHE WEST JAPSAN IS SUPERIOR DIE DIE KILL PURGE ALL THE FILTH AAAAAAAAAAA
WOWEEWOWOW OK SO MY FAV ANIMAY IS NARUTU K GUISE XD LETS ADOPT COMMUNISM PURGE PIRUG ETH HERETICS AAAAAAAAASSaaAssSCAsA
I'm eating out my girlfriend's puss and taking A big negro dick in my ass simultaneously rn
what did she mean by this
is it me or does her kid have a lot of fucking hair?
looks real weird, thank god I didn't get knocked up at 19 :^)
You're gonna get knocked up real soon if you don't get off my board, hore.
Have sleapt with 25 girls as of last night. 21 years old
Ask me anything nerds
>21 years old
I hope you enjoy children with a woman you don't really like
What's are your wishlist this season, robots?
Mine: My first girlfriend
A job, tbqh. Life is getting really hard without money.
I want to fall foolishly in love with someone who is foolishly in love with me
>About to go into your room
>See her there waiting for you right outside your door
Fembots, do you believe in feminism?
So I'm currently on an adderall binge. I took 100 mgs yesterday, and 100 mgs today. I have one last 25 mg pill. Is it safe to take it?
who here /mantits
who here /angerissues/?
Post some stories of yours i want to see someone doing worse than me.
>Be me 29 married to a roastie with one daughter
>work from 7:00am to 5:00pm
>obviously im not a happy man except when im drinking and watch movies or anime
>one weekend my wife goes with her mother and leaves me with her daughter
>she plays around the house and asks me for juice she was thirsty and i said her to wait a few...
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Who here is so horridly bad at video games but thats your main 'hobby'?
>Play mostly single player games
>Play most of them on easy mode. Sometimes normal if I am feeling brave or have beaten the game.
>Restart levels constanly
>Won't buy a game if anyone says its hard
So this summer I decided to try overwatch.
>Solo queue for months. Only casual quick play.
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I pretty much only play CSGO because I'm shit at everything else.
I really want to escape that russian shithole, but every other game just isn't fun because it takes way to much time for me to learn the basic mechanics
My reflexes are absolutely atrocious & I suck at virtually every game I play. Yet I loved games like classic Halo, despite the skillgap.
I have never had a positive KD in my life, with the closet being a negative 4000 one.
>make fag cuteboy thread yesterday
>someone is actually in my area
>Beg him to cuddle me
>he drives over and we cuddle in his car
>It's kinda uncomfortable, he asks me over to his place
>Agree since he's a robot too
>cuddling in his bed
>he's really nervous
>It's super cute and I can smell his man smell
>go from cuddling to kissing his neck and watching him react
>End up kissing
>First time we've kissed anyone in years
>Give him his first blowjob
>I can't believe someone could find me this attractive
>he lists random autism facts because he's nervous and I'm squeeing at how cute he is doing this
>It's 1 am and he's sleepy
>I had a great time and cuddle him while he tries and sleeps
>Check my phone
>he asks me if I want an uber home
>start crying because I thought he didnt like me and wanted me just cus I was cute
>He assures me it wasnt because of that, he offered and uber because he thought I might be bored
>realize I'm an idiot and laying in bed like pic related
>He wakes up for work and drives me home
>most awkward drive home
>just wanna cuddle him but I know I fucked up
>laying in bed at home and just beating myself up
Who else here can fuck up a really nice thing super easy?
There's hope robots, but expect it to go as well as the rest of your life I guess
>Beg him to cuddle me
Anon was right again!
>the americans are waking up again
>the most idiotic fucking nation on the planet starts posting again in mass numbers
>/r9k/ becomes unusable
Time to go to sleep.
Good night boys.
>"LE AMERICANS ARE SUCH AN IDIOTIC NATION XD"
>PLAYS THE SONG AMERICAN IDIOT WHILE BROWSING ON THE COMPUTER THAT WAS MADE BY AMERICANS
Holy shit how did that work!?
Originally original post from the oc land of ut.
i would reply with a simple and plain:"Meet new people, like everyone. I'm realy happy to know new people that have new experiences to talk about and things like these."
Would i be a moron ?
Post yer results robots
keep getting told 6" is way to small to work. feels bad
It's a lie op most females vaginal cavity is about 4" so to fill her up you need to be ~4.
Some women are looser than others some have longer cavities. But more than likely yours is fine op. It really is how you work it. Most women aren't size Queens
What is the lowest tier GF you would accept?
Pic related, I would date an SJW and allow her to fuck black men on the side.
Protip: SJWtards don't want omega "feminist" boys, she gets all she wants from them just letting them orbit her, you get them by treating them like children, when she has a tantrum you don't let your robot boi-vag bleed in rage back at them, you roll your eyes and ignore them till they tire themselves out.
Would never gf a hardcore feminist, but would definitely fuck if given the oppurtunity