>Move in day was 2 days ago
>Roommate shares the same interests as I do, like vidya and weeb shit
>Also met some other nerds and shit, they organize a few smash games tomorrow night, get invited
>Go get something to eat
>Run into a nice Chad, he talks to me first
>Talk about lifting and football
>He says he's going to the gym tomorrow night, invites me
Here is where I make the choice. I can "be myself" with the nerds and shit, and there are also qt girls there. Obviously I think they already have beta orbiters or trying to get them, but at least I'll be comfortable around them. But lifting with Chad? Chad could teach me his ways if I befriend him and turn me into one as well.
On a side note, I should really thank my father. He's former army and a hardass (like Red from That 70's show), and gets up to jog everyday at 6am. He would force me to do the same, as well as lift. I hated it at the time, but now I can see why he made me do it.
Show me watchya got robots.
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post this one here because robots don't like trannies and this one has a tranny.
Gonna spoil this else the internet police will put me in the gas chambers.
>tfw you will never wife a goofy ass chinese olympic swimmer
>hahahaha you like something asian YOU FUCKING WEEABOO
How about this.
Go fuck yourself and fuck off. Not everything Asian is Japanese. Weeaboos only like Japan, dumbass. China doesn't even have a culture (now), better yet anime to jack off to and set a fake standard for their culture.
Fucking kill yourself. Also, you can't greentext. It's one > with no space. Not >> (space)
What do you think of my team guys?
Name those fuckers.
What's with all the poison too?
2 mediocre grass types?
Here's my team
Pretty gud senpai, replace that flareon with a arcanine tho
Here's my team
>tfw shiny wailord
>tfw shiny wailord waterspout oneshots most of the elite 4
>You dream of being with Stacy, while Chad cums all over her facey
>to oneitis you fap
>Chad with his dick
>her face will slap
>You wish to take stacy out for some bass, while Chad fucks her right in the ass
Describe this picture
Have you ever had a friend with benefits where you just ate their pussy but never fucked?
Anyone seen MDE World Peace yet?
I am wondering about Sam Hyde, I heard from one person in a thread about some YouTube cunt that he smoked meth.
Glad to see the boys get their own TV show, I missed episode 2 but I caught episode 1.
The wardrobe makes him look like a cult leader, I dig the direction they are taking with the show. I was watching the show (and his YouTube videos in general), and I think Sam Hyde trashes his appearance to draw more attention to his magnetic gaze. Whatever he/they are doing, it is working.
Anyway, Sam Hyde general, I'd...
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ep 2 is on youtube right now. check it out. its fucking brutal.
i don't agree with him politically- literally /pol/ personified. I do like how he "challenges the status quo" by being a giant fucking edgy douchebag.
Shows whats I expected. Sam being """"provocative""""""" with shitty tim and eric- esque humor.
I agree with you. That's what comedians do, challenge long-held beliefs and the status quo.
It's refreshing to see someone butting heads with people after ages of John Oliver, Seth Rogen, etc. preaching to the converted for so long.
>That's what comedians do, challenge long-held beliefs and the status quo.
You're a faggot, comedians are there just to make you laugh, not change the world with their witty take on reality.
ITT red flags for guys
>he uses a dash when writing out dates instead of a slash
I hate being such a huge cuck, my friend rejected me awhile ago and due to the fact I'm too nice I stayed friends with her, she acts like nothing happened and thankfully is too socially awkward to find a man, but I still feel like a fucking cuck. We share alot of interests too so I would hate to leave her. Helpppppppp meeeeeeee.
I'm in the same situation, but I'm terrified that she'll find a man in the next few months and replace me with him
She and I are very close but she's still a female so I wouldn't be shocked if she dropped me for a Chad
After REALLY getting to know a girl over a few weeks, she informed me that she's been seeing someone else. I broke shit off immediately, but she also acts like nothing happened and is always asking to hangout.
I ain't no cuck though.
You'll find someone else OP.
>tfw no weird and intelligent black gf
>no any type of black gf
I just want a dark skinned black gf. I would cuddle with her all night, reciting Shakespeare's "In the old age black was not counted fair, Or if it were, it bore not beauty's name; But now is black beauty's successive heir..." on her ear while playing with her phat pussy with my right hand.
Black girls are literally the easiest girls to get, they are the least desired women overall according to those okcupid things. Try getting one, I guarantee it'll be ez bre z anons
Watch out though cause blacks are riddled with std's
I honestly thought that was jayden and he turned into a full-blown qt brown trap but then I remembered his sister. They really look alike.
How does /r9k/ make friends? Feeling pretty alone.
>live with dad
>dad's ex broke into our house while we were gone
>took our dog
>"sorry we can't do anything since she owns 50% of everything"
>only friend is now gone
I didn't like women to begin with, but now I fucking hate them. Why are they so heartless.
She lives in her own apartment and she's already called the police every time (twice) I went over and asked for our dog back. She keeps her locked in the room and police have told me just to let my dad and her settle. My dad loves the dog too, but we can't just go to her apartment and break into it.
this really sucks dude, i don't care about women taking children but when it's a dogger i'm upset
you'll probably just have to get another (not trying to say a new dog replaces an old one, cos it doesn't) to fill the void
How hard is to get a robot bf on this board?
I'm a bit fat and I don't have a job but I kinda wanted to at least have someone to talk and sometimes fap via skype or something.
Any of you gaybots got stories of meeting other robots and developing a friendship / relationship with them?
We haven't had a /gaybot/ thread in like 5 or so days.
I think everyone is taking a break.
Last thread I wrote anything was the brit thread but I think they spammed it too.
Just wait some days m8.
If you want post contact and we can play stuff on steam but I mostly play strategy games so I guess you may not have them.
Do you guys focus your time on a "higher purpose"?
Something higher than relationships, religion, drugs, etc.
Do you worship weird shit?
I don't have any purpose but I spend a lot of my time reading meme philosophical pieces of literature mostly from the 19th century. I do it because nothing gives me pleasure anyway but this stuff at least has substance to it.
I'm probably going to experiment with drugs in the near future.
I'm an adult btw
who else here /picks fights with muscle bros but always gets away because their big muscles make them run slow with shit stamina and you are small and fast skelly/ ? ? ?
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>its the police
>"anon we have reports your counterfeiting stars. youre not copy pasting stars into your name are you? thats illegal in the state of texas"
>"okay anon have a good day we'll be watching you though"
Holy shit guys don't copy paste the stars it's not worth it
WTS: STARS PURE
WTB: LEVEL 3 RARE PEPE
Do you have 6 pointed stars? I'm new on this board and I need some.
I just finished watching stranger things
I am shaking
this show is fucking
it's the best show ever created in the entire universe.
holy mother fucking shit
I am still shaking by the amazingness that my eyes encountered
it's so amazing I want to kill myself because I know there is no more at the moment
holy mother fuck guys
holy fucking fucked up fuck
Pics that make you go hmm...
Got the house all to myself for the next week.
How can I drink some of my parents' relatively small collection of alcohol without getting caught?
I'm 19 btw.
What do you guys do when you feel depressed or suicidal? Lately I've been working on the movies from pic related.
Giys I'm back
How does it feel to know that while you live your miserable existence, CHAD gets to experience heaven on earth?
Does it make you want to kill yourself?
I never understood the r9k "fuck normies REEEE" shit until I saw the Alexis Ren/Jay Alvarez videos and pics. They're both 10/10 trust fund babies who spent their high school years partying in exotic places and are now paid to keep partying in exotic places as long as they occasionally get some of it on video. It's like they live in a completely different reality.
Who oldfag here?
>TFW 33 years old
>TFW told it would get better
>TFW it doesn't ever get better
Sorry youngins, if you're still a robot after 27 you're a robot forever.
Does /r9k/ like music?
>people start commenting on your sweater habits
>people commenting on your stars
Anyone else addicted to emotional pain?
I've come around to it, and I'm starting to become hooked.
I've had casual sex, but I've never been in a relationship. I genuinely want a girlfriend, though.
I want to fall in love. I want to love her so, so much.
Then I want her to break up with me.
I want her to block me on every social media platform. I want her to laugh about me with her friends, telling them how cringey and pathetic I was (even if I wasn't).
I want her to rip my heart out and break it in half.
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Any type of love it will be shown
Like every single tree reach for the sky
If you're gonna fall, I'll let you know
That I will pick you up like you for I
>Dat feel when too intelligent to be happy
you should read this book, anon, i think you would like it
>tfw sensitive and intelligent introvert in a world of brutes
Devote yourself to the Aztec Hell Xibalba, sacrifice people as a high priest. Pic related
daily reminder windows is for normies and linux is for robots
window normies can leave
Mac is for normies
Linux distros are for /g/
Windows is for everyone else
>"Windows requires your computer to restart in order to finish updating"
>doesn't give me an option to stop the restart
>the update takes literally 2 hours
>get back on PC
>the next day it happens AGAIN
Yep, I am definitely switching to an OS with a Linux kernel
Fuck off, faggot. We all know real robots either use OpenVMS or BSD. Try hard retards use Linux thinking they know something when they really don't.
Get familiar with some rope.