Does /r9k/ like bunnies?
>clock strikes evening
>pop pop pop
>15 minutes later
>WEEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>repeat all night
>sorry there's no jobs in this area its too dangerous
>sorry but to move you need a gorillian shekels
Is crime the only way im going to be able to ecscape this hell?
What would you do if you were a girl being harassed by an ugly man for a kiss
>one chance at life
>tfw no mildly unattractive gf
Is there even a worse feel?
she needs to lipo her fat cheeks and get a nose job, then she'd be in okay shape after covering up those horrific dark circles and doing something with her shitty dry crispy hair
So I visited a shrink first time today. He prescribed me Rivotril, 0.5mg 1-2 daily doses max. Has any of you ever taken it and are there negative side effects? I'm worried about erectile dysfunction, but so far, googling has been giving me mixed answers. Also, I already have a small dick, I don't want to shrink it further because of a medication.
Eye and eyebrow rate thread
Let's see those balls in the holes of our heads
Normies often tell me my eyebrows are "on fleek". I could never tell if this was a good thing.
10/10 for cuteness
10/10 for dead eyes
Help! Everything and everyone is boring. I think im depressed...
>This is an athlete
Really make you think..
Every thing will be alright robots
Believe in yourself
>mum found the cum carpet
Trying not to seem like the other shit posters that ironically make reviewbrah threads, but has he actually lost it this time?
He's living in his car because he has to "stay mobile" to keep away from the people "gang stalking" him.
If there any way we can save this poor young soul and fellow robot?
How many of you are actually neets? It's gotta be like less than 1% or something, right?
NEET since last december but university starting in 2 weeks
Just hugged the only girl I ever loved for the last time in my life, the only girl who ever showed me affection in my miserable, the only girl who consistently made me smile when I see her, the girl who pretty much saved my life. I'm now crying my eyes out for the first time in 10+ years.
How's your Tuesday going /r9k/?
Welcome to the club OP. Prepare yourself for an existence of loneliness. Don't worry, the few moments of numbness will become your new reason for living.
Why do employers and managers get mad when you ask them for a break/whose replacing you after your shift ends?
I managed to get a retail job I don't hate. I do everything I can to get more hours there because I hate being alone at home. I'm full of drugs and still legally drunk from the previous night the majority of the time. Management loves me because even when I know I'm right and what they tell me to do is wrong, I do what they say. I disassociate and they own my body as long as they pay me.
It honestly depends on the manager and employers you work with.
We had to pick a community to study; my brother, who has no friends and is a virgin, recommended me this site. Its quite disturbing, actually. As society's left behinds, what is one thing you want the academic world to know about you? Any misconceptions "normies" have about robots, etc...
Just because we have different tastes doesnt mean we are outcasts
I think I just became Chad. Something just happened to me and it was like I was in a movie. It this what it's like to be a normie?
>working on the car
>just doing the typical service
>going to detail it too
>turn on my bluetooth speaker
>pop the hood
>top off the fluids, time to change the oil
>jack up the car
>grab the pan and slide under the car
>crank the drain plug out and start draining
>start to scoot out from under the car
>there's a pair of legs next to me
>get up to see a total qt
>she chirps out a "Hi."
>I awkwardly say hi and grab the oil filter
>I jump back under the car, she hasn't moved
>twist the filter off and put the new one on
>I push the pan aside and screw the plug back in
>I get back out of the car and she's just smiling at me
>I grab the bottle of oil and a funnel and start to fill the engine
>"So, do you know a lot about cars?"
>oh shit, she's trying to talk to me
>"Just enough to make them work, I guess."
>she walks over to the front of the car and watches me pour in the oil in
>once I'm done I start to wipe my hands on my shirt
>"Don't wipe them on your shirt! Let me get you something!"
>she starts to move stuff around on the table
>"They're over in that"
>I point to a bucket where we toss all the shit towels in
>she grabs one and walks it over to me
>I wipe my hands off close the hood
>"I'm going to roll it out onto the driveway, give me a second"
>I get in the car and back it out
>I shut it off and get out
>"What else are you going to do?"
>"Just wash it and clean the inside"
>she stands there watching as I take all the stuff outside
>she's asking me about almost everything
>"Why do you have two buckets?"
>"Why don't you use a sponge?"
>"What's that stuff for?"
>"Why do you have three fingery things?"
>I'm about to go turn on the hose and point at the rolling chair
>"There's a seat if you want"
>she goes and sits down while I go turn on the tap
>I start washing the car and she just sits there watching me
>she asks me all sorts of questions about me\
>after a while I ask her what she's even doing at my house because I've never seen her before
>"I'm moving in around the corner and I just started walking around."
>ask her about her some
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Still in HS, you met her thru your bro who's still in HS.
Shes hot, she's single, shes prob a virgin, she's funny and she probably wants your D.
Would you fuck her?
More importantly... At what point would you not fuck her...?
what did you learn?
Why don't you robots get chemically castrated? It would make the sexual urges go away, you wouldn't feel as lonely, you wouldn't be as angry, you'd live longer, you would start looking cuter. What do you have to lose? You aren't using your sperm anyway right? Better yet, pressure your doctor into physically castrating you! No noxious chemicals, permanent effect. You would be like a Chinese Eunuch, highly respected and trusted to the utmost degree. What do you have to lose anons?
If you get your balls cut off, the lack of testosterone is actually dangerous and you have to take supplements of it. Chemical castrations are much safer. I've been considering that desu. That or meds that reduce sex drive. But I don't think they'd work as well and they have side-effects. I wish the chemical castration drugs were available over the counter though. I might have already done it then.
There are other sources if you don't like huffpo but I would say that castration is good for you. I think it's different from just having low T, I imagine the body does something to compensate for the loss of the testes. I'm not read up on the science though.
Chemical castration worries me, the chemicals used are shitty.
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What do you do when you get food through a drive-thru window and they mess up the order?
Do you go back, go into the restaurant and tell them they fucked up? Or do you just accept it and eat whatever they gave you?
What do you think is the best way to deal with this situation?
It depends on what it is. If they did something small like put mayo or mustard on my burger I'll wipe it off with a napkin really quick, but if they fuck up something big like forget something or gave me the wrong drink you know I'm heading back in there
You are stupid and weak. Your genes are bad. You will never get a gf and shouldn't even try, because you owe it to the world to not reproduce.
>You are stupid and weak.
>Your genes are bad.
>You will never get a gf and shouldn't even try
i probably wont, and i don't try. but i plan on trying one day
>You owe it to the world to not reproduce.
i never want children because its cruel af
>i probably wont, and i don't try. but i plan on trying one day
why not try today?
don't let your dreams be dreams
yesterday you said tomorrow
make your dreams come true
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
JUST DO IT
Quick and easy litmus tests to determine if you hate your life!
>You enjoy sleeping more than being awake
>You don't get excited for anything anymore
>Your hobbies are: eating, sleeping, and masturbating
>You dread getting out of bed in the morning (or night/afternoon if you're NEET)
>You think about suicide often
>You often stare into space
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>those fleeting moments in which escapism fails and it really hits you how much of a fucking loser you are
>That very feel was triggered by this post
Whenever you robots feel depressed, just remember you are infinitely more functional than Christian Weston Chandler.
its not a competition - his level of function has no bearing on mine .... even if it did, the judgement reserved for my functionality by others isnt judged by that metric... anyone that falls below the threshold will be equally despised.
regardless... dont forget that even through his disfunctionlisms he is highly successful at least in terms of infamy.
>get rated 8/10
>sad and lonely
Alot of you hafe gf's, how do I get one?
> this picture
Treating narcissistic personality disorder is a long, difficult road. I'm confident that if you continue to work with your therapist you'll eventually be able to approximate real human emotion.
How do I make it to the Big League?
Hello mam, there's a creep over wearing new balance shoes & cargo shorts playing a DS eye raping me
I know this thread is intended to be a circle-jerk, but this is your daily reminder that this never actually happens. The overwhelming majority of people do not notice you and could not care less about what you wear, whether or not you play a DS, or if you're looking at them.
>my college is forcing me to live with a roommate on campus
How do I scare the normie off?
Piss on everything to claim your territory and to show dominance. Pound your chest furiously and stomp around every morning. If no defiance is shown, then the social hierarchy has been set forth. It won't be long before he moves to escape from the alpha male that will be you.
I really hate having misophonia. I can't stand the sound of people eating, snoring, laughing, snapping, or even breathing to the point where I can't be in the same room or I have to be wearing headphones or else Ill just fucking lose it. I try to train myself to get used to the noises but I just can't. Can anyone else relate?