ITT: Post pics of a girl who rejected you.
>Anon come join us! We're watching Shane Diesel's latest release!
WHO THE FUCK IS SHANE DIESEL
PUT THAT SHIT ON A FUCKING COASTER
GET YOUR DIGUSTING FEET OFF THE COUCH
WHERE'S THE BREADSTICKS
What will r9k look like at age 27?
Tumblerina who is fat positive thinks this body is unhealthy. Why? Cause she spends her day talking to like-minded people online. Together they make their own reality, their own "red-pill."
This makes me wonder. How does one know if you're red-pilled, thinking for yourself, or just brainwashed by other people online?
All online communities are echo chambers.
In attitude, 4chan and tumblr are indistinguishable from each other. It's both self absorbed western, privileged white prople blowing minor problems out of proportion but having like minded people support their ideas while shouting down those who disagree.
>day 16 of nofap
>not even horny any more
>just mentally and physically uncomfortable 24/7
Seriously, I wouldn't even guess masturbating would take away the discomfort if it wasn't for the fact that it's literally the only thing in my life that's changed. It's not just in my penis, it's my entire body and mind. Is this what testosterone feels like? Is this why most men are pissed off all the time?
I was still thinking about trannies after 4 days. I say to thee: fuck that shit. I'm glad those thoughts are gone now, I'm going to try to stretch it out for at least a month or even up to a year.
That isn't the Test you're feeling, after day 7 or so the Test boost goes away. What you're experiencing is sexual frustration, and it get worse. Your body feels all tingly and uncomfortable, right? Like a huge burst of energy is running through you, but not in a good way.
Who here /phimosis/?
Basically had it all my life, can barely pull my foreskin back when I'm erect, so it prevents me from getting a relationship or a one night stand, but that's not so bad imo. Not even my parents know I have it.
Have you received treatment for yours? Are you going to live with it for the rest of your life?
yes, i have it and each time i've tried those stretching excersises i end up getting lazy about it and forgetting to do it so it just goes back to normal. I want to really try and fix it sometime, though.
I had a dream I was touching my friend's ex gf's boobs. It was very nice but what does it mean?
>Everyone is ironic about fucking everything
>Nobody can be genuinely interested in anything anymore
>If you do you're called autistic or weird
Not just talking about here either. Do you guys know what I mean? It feels like nobody has an interest in anything anymore.
He introduced the ironic meme fad to Youtube and thanks to FilthyFrank and those other cunts aiding the cause you now have emo children filling the comments on Youtube with "kys" and "HISSSSSS"
>finally muster the courage to talk with some online friends on discord.
>Very self conscious about my voice because it sounds like my balls haven't descended yet.
>They immediately point out that I sound like a girl.
>Start calling me a twink.
Wtf guys. I wish I given testosterone shots when I was younger.
(ITT: I'm Nui, your crazy loli gf)
Hey, Anon! Why do you always sit around all day doin' nothing? Come on, let's do boyfriend-girlfriend stuff!
What the fuck did i just read
>tfw no loli gf
There's a cute 3D girl sitting next to me on the plane. What do I say to her?
Say "I really think Pokemon GO does a disservice to the brand as a whole, and will only serve to further casualize the player base."
Then talk about how VGC will never be as interesting as singles.
how old do you plan to get?
do you want to be married and how many (grand)children do you want to have?
I'm hoping to get to 80 at least, but both my grandparents died before reaching that. My parents probably won't make it that far either because they smoke so much. I don't really have those sorts of vices, thankfully.
I'm planning to get married and only have one kid. So ideal grandkid amount would be 1-2. I've got plenty of nieces and nephews who'll have kids too, so Christmases won't lack for people to buy stuff for.
How do I find a gf that hates children?
>not wanting to birth more white babies into the world
Why do white guys complain bout white genocide and never want children? Mexicans are flooding America and will wipe you guys out in about 50 years. If the media keeps it up, black guys will continue impregnating your women too.
My birthday is tomorrow, it's making me sad. I got nothing to do and noone to be with.
Happy Birthday, OP. I didn't have anyone to be with on my birthday either. I hope yours goes well.
yeah just seeing whats the hype i guess. a bee just flew out of my backpack btw
I snorted the bitch ass cooch and was feeling wheezy so I went back home and didn't want to the sex again. It was very bad when you know about what happens when you are using the
olfactory senses to obtain the feeling of the cooch, as it is when the fish factories are like that, I believe. Not always. Most times you feel it like as similar to the Gorillaz
song, my dude
Have you ever been injured on the job, Robots?
>Going through school to become EMT
>Course requires I do at least 24 hours working under an ambulance crew
>Bust my ass because I wore boots too big for me climbing into ambulance
>Finish school, am now EMT
>Bust my ass climbing out of ambulance again because of boots
I blame my dad for it. He pushed me into getting black boots that were...
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>a 6 (six) star poster joins the thread
Someone offers you:
>A new, clean toothbrush
>A used, dirty toothbrush
Why would you ever want a non-virgin gf?
>tfw gf has ugly titties
my gf's are bad and she knows it so she doesnt even get them out for me to suck on
Hey anon, I haven't seen you since HS, how you been? You going to the 10th year reunion? How's your career going? You find a girl yet? Just kidding bro
>Just kidding bro
Why did he ask the question if he already knew the answer
LOL those are definitely the eyes of a man who regrets not pulling out
>change dp to chad
>one girl I messaged who ignored me messaged me back almost instantly saying "omg so sorry I didn't reply how are you doing?"
when did you realise you were ugly?
How do you feel about the 2000s, looking back? How would you compare that decade to now?
>those brief few years in the mid 2000s where golden dollar coins were suddenly everywhere and being pushed on you
They just kinda faded away. I occasionally get one back at the store, but that's it.
When did you realize that we, robots, are a step in evolution towards a peaceful society ?
Every robot who hasn't an hero'd or supreme gentleman'd is an evolved human learning to live within confining social and financial boundaries.
Thing is, we won't reproduce most likely, and Chad and Stacey's children have a high chance of being robots unless they are given a lot of care and attention.
Guys, my best friend judt killed himself.
I just have no clue what to do. He was my best friend and now hes gone. He was high on dxm and he just shot himself with his dad's shotgun. Fuck guys I just dont know what to do.
Hold me anon
>INB4 REEEE ONLY NORMIES HAVE FRIENDS
>quarter drunk already and it's just past noon
>job interview and class afterward within the hour
Select all images w/ a store front
>tfw no Latina girlfriend with smelly feet
Daily reminder that frogposters need to go back to r*ddit.
pepe the frog belongs to 4chan culture.
Why do women call men "daddy" during sex? It's fucking weird.
Imagine how freaked out she would be if you started calling out "mommy" during sex.
Were there any robots during pre historic times
No from what i read everyone was a genius and smarter than modern humans and everyone played a pivotal role in society everyone had a specialized skill that they were masters of and social anxiety didnt exist yet
/nofap/ general or whatever. share your nofap stories, tips or just shitpost.
I've never been a compulsive masturbator, but I'd "force fap" at least once per week (always thursday nights) when my libido was lower than usual (I have depression). In a good week I'd masturbate 7 times at most, and that was my weekly hard limit (yes I kept track of how many times I fapped). Some of the faps were results of watching porn but not all.
I started nofap august and I've gone through a lot of shit in the last 16 days.
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Being on 4chan is also hard as fuck. I have to avoid all threads with naked people or qt girl OP pictures, so r9k in particular is the hardest board for me to visit atm (good thing I can hide the threads). Unfortunately I don't have any time killer as good as 4chan (no reddit doesn't do).
When the fuck does this nofap shit start feeling good?
Not trying to be rude but what's the point of nofap if you're a virgin? Not like you have anything better to do than to jerk off and you dont have any tight pussy to cum in... Seems like a way to make your sad life much sadder