who /hitsthatwhip/ here?
> hitting that whip on the daily leads to a better lifestyle
>chads will be jealous of your whip
>grills will love you for your new whip skills
>qt onitis of 2 yrs uploads a new profile pic to FB
>decide to be alpha and say something agressive
>send her an inbox "you look gorgeous in your new pic!"
>she doesnt respond, didnt even open it but shes been online for over 2hrs now
Is it because im ugly, r9k?
Where my beatmaking robot bros at?
Making synth progressions and chopping loops in FL Studio then bouncing it all out to my SP-303 or SP-404 to chop and play live. Might bounce things out to cassette tape for some saturation and compression if I don't get too lazy about it. Might also try incorporating my Electribe at some point, probably for bass sequences.
>what do you use?
>what gear are you craving?
>anything posted anywhere? bandcamp? soundcloud?
>SP-404SX, SP-303, SP-505, and in the past a 202. I fucking love these things.
>Shitty M-Audio MIDI keyboard from a thrift store
>FL Studio & Ableton, Audacity for simple chops
>Recently been playing around with FX pedals, external compression, and synth modules
Who here actually visits Reddit and don't give a shit what other robots think?
>about to shoot up a school
>ipod's fully charged
>find yourself at the speaker system
What song do you play before unleashing hell?
This collegehumor video about hymens is trending
is this feminist propogandy from "no hymen no diamond"
>sex doesnt break hymen
>all women are experts on female bodies
>can break during regular activity
>but not during sex
>muh thurd world countries having virginity exams
>MUH SEXUAL ASSAULT
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It can tear from anything, but it doesn't happen to everyone when they have sex.
If she wants Chads dick, it'll loosen slightly and lubricate itself with that pussy juice. Hymen won't likely get torn if her pussys begging for it unless their hymen does happen to be in the way
>virginity is something we made up to be mean to women
>made up to be mean to women
>mean to women
ROBOTS THE FEMINISTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE SHAME OF VIRGINITY FROM US MEN. THEY'RE SAYING THAT WOMEN ARE SHAMED FOR BEING VIRGINS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS TRAVESTY MUST END. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ROBOTS!?!?! HOW!?!?!?!?!
I want to fuck an escort, but I'm nervous about it. I've heard backpage is the place to go but I don't really know how to tell if a girl is legitimate, how much money I should be paying, etc. What's the difference between an in call and an out call? Help me please, I don't want to get arrested.
You don't know if they're legit
in call means they come to you
out call you go to them
price depends on what you want and what they charge for it, prettier people charge more, fetishes cost more, things like that
Is it gayer to have sex with a really feminine convincing MtF tranny or a really masculine convincing FtM tranny?
Trannys aren't gay because they look too much like a women. Gay guys would never touch a tranny.
Traps are gay however. Those are just crossdressers.
>Now Hiring: Dishwasher
>2 years experience and positive references required
>Starting pay: 7.25$ per hour
Anyone else here view themselves as a garbage failure of a person everytime they smoke weed?
How do real robots enjoy stuff this at all?
I don't feel that way because I think smoking weed is degenerate, but it makes me really hyper-critical of myself.
We have several generals on here about this shit-tier drug pretty much every week though. Am I just unlucky?
Experienced the exact same issue op. Refuse to smoke after my last endeavor ended in what I could best describe only as an 'anxiety attack'. Perhaps other robots experience this feel as well?
So Angela Merkel is Time Person of the Year even though in the last few minutes of the poll she wasn't even in the top 3 contenders and Trump had a clear lead. Thoughts?
>you could have cancer RIGHT NOW
>not letting your cancer go untreated because your gunna kill yourself in the next year anyways
Who /drugs/ here?
Getting real sick of the drug bashing on this board desu senpai. Drugs make you feel great, life as a robot can be miserable. Why not use? If you're suicidal anyway it's not like you've got anything to lose.
>tfw drunk on cheap wine and smoking
Feels amazing chaps.
I too enjoy drugs
I've exhausted every other form of escapism, this is my final bastion of pleasure
I took shrooms yesterday (2g)
funny but kinda boring
Guys, I'm worried that I missed out on teenage love. I'm worried that all the girls I met have already hit all their firsts - virginity, relationship, etc. It seems like I will struggle to find the innocent care-free love that I missed in my teens. It's one of greatest regrets and I'm struggling to move on. Are there girls out there who want to / are able to experience this type of love?
Pretty much these feels:
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's...
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Have you fags ever done anything lewd for money? I'm broke as fuck and need a new PC but I figured I'd do the responsible thing and ask a bunch of drug addict degenerates and neets who shit in jugs whether or not it'd be smart and pick up some tips.