>you will always be a 2-star poster
How can 2 stars even compete?
>there are teenage Chads who have been with more girls than you ever will
>you will never be as alpha as Wyatt Earp
>you will never be in a gun fight at the OK Corral
>you will never fight Johnny Ringo's gang of cowboys
>you will never go on a vengeance ride
>you will never have no access to toothpaste bathe twice a month and walk around stinking like a cat turd
end me now senpai
>you will never have Doc Holliday for a friend
this should hurt you the most
Does anyone else struggle with attention? I can barely sit through an anime series or something on my PC without pausing it every 5-10 mins to browse or shitpost somewhere.
>at work I've been told that a girl "likes me"
Sounds great right? Well, she's a single mother of 2 kids.
I'm a pretty hard worker at my job, which makes me think that she's just after my beta bucks. How likely is this?
what have you achieved?
from an achievement in a video game to weight lost or being successful in a job interview
me personally i went from 210 lbs to 203.5 lbs
if you didn't achieve anything then that's OK, you may become a legend in the future!
also iTT just be nice to everyone and think of anything nice to say about yourself
I've achieved a lot of things but none of them ever gave me a thrill or a sense of real achievement. I guess I'd only ever feel positive about my achievements if I found a magical way to fix all the struggling and pain the average folk goes through. I wish to make a big impact and stop all injustice.
Everything else are just things that happened because I'm doing things that need to be done or that I enjoyed doing.
Sorry for bringing such negativity to your well intentioned thread.
Post anything nostalgia related
>ywn visit the grand exchange for the first time ever again
>ywn go through the tutorial that taught you how to buy/sell items
Currently listening to the music that played when you were in the area
I still play the original runescape, the game has been with me for over a decade, I have no intention of stopping any time soon.
The last big thing added would be the invention skill which is ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydL8BbInzBM More music
'07 is where I was at despite the hit the player base felt, I was able to play until the EoC update
My bank account is exactly how I left it, filled with old seasonal event items and members items I had stockpiled, gathered for quests and earned before my membership ran out
>GE out for <year
>Rune scimmies drop to 12-16k
>Normally sell for 20-24k
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ITT: Normie tier humor
Disgusting little roaches...
no it's a single serve
barely enough to feed my left nut
so no i'm not sharing
but you did keep the thread alive instead of deleting it which is what i calculated you to do
You don't have a MILF fetish right /r9k/?
Kill or Release?
>tfw no socially autistic qt brother to take virginity from
do u prefer mentally unstable women that are basically fucked in the head or normal women without any problems at all ???
There are no people around with no problems at all. But of course I prefer normal women. My buddy is dating someone with a lot of issues. She's slowly destroying his life. I've tried to help him realize this. Hopefully he does before it is to late. Thank God that I've found a wholesome girl to be with.
>able to make friends with girls extremely easily
>never had a gf
Why is this
You're a nu-male. A beta. An emotional towel.
You're the type of person they'd say "I wish I had a guy like you" to date, but really they just mean a chad who stays with them.
You probably look like one of the people in pic related
why are do normies like to invade where ever betas and robots go?? I mean come on my pussy is loose enough I dont need all of you4 chan people inside it aswell
So thats a date then
Anyone else can't breathe through his nose? It's always (almost completely) clogged or something and I have to breath through my mouth like a retard.
I had a really hard time breathing through the nose until I got a nose trimmer and got rid of all the hair inside it.
>college class requires participation
>going to college
>posting on arcanine
Daily reminder that you are NOT a robot if you attend higher education, barring special circumstances.
Being a failure on every front is integral to what it means to be a robot. Cheers.
>he thinks I was talking about intelligence
My IQ is (le smart but lazy XD meme) 130-ish; I'm not dense, nor am I jealous.
Attending college indicates you conformed at least to some extent to societal expectations and were well adjusted enough to go through with the process. Not ticking any robot boxes.
Okay boys, I'm off for three days again and I want a game to play.What do I buy? If you say No Mans Sky you're a worthless cuck.
>1 friend playing overwatch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT OF MY BOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!
We autists offered the world ORDER!!!
You mad, you fucking eugenics cuck? World conqueror and a fucking "superman", and you still get your shit rocked twice by me, a fucking womanizing douche on a flying tin-can
I'm coming for you, normies.
Is this the new "you guys are all right"?
Because its pretty meh in terms of meme worthiness.
Who /energydrinks/ here?
Currently addicted to Rockstar Sours.
I'm not sure how I'm still alive, but I am.
Mankind can't go extinct soon enough, or at least lets have a world war 3 or something, we need some cleansing action, pronto.
We're so overcrowded, I feel so suffocated by all the stupidity normies spread amongst each other, I'm tired of feelings nauseous every time someone approaches me "HAVE YOU SEEN LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES?" + the obvious follow up of "OMG HOW CAN YOU /NOT/ LOVE GAME OF THRONES? IT'S THE BEST EVER!".
The times have changed from...
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nah I was just taking the piss, but even your talk about "us vs them" is a form of group thinking, we can't escape it, nobody gives a shit if you're not part of a group, you're free to be a lone wolf if you want to
Why is it so hard to find an average sane male my age like pic related?
I've pretty much given up at this point.
Real robots don't fap.
108 days and counting.
Every day for the past 5 years..
I wear a wristband that I put on during the first day, whenever I feel an urge looking at it helps me to quell it, though I haven't felt any for a while now.
What feels better, boipussy or normal pussy?
i find it funny you fags never adknowledge that women also have a "boipussy".
Unless you like cock, a woman is a better deal when it comes to sticking your dick in something.
More holes the merrier.
What do you guys think about (((them)))?
Ethan and Hila are okay.
The rest a pretty shit though. My aunt is Jewish and she's basically a smelly hippie who reads Aleister Crowley.
[X comes into the surgery]
[Backstory line 1]
[Backstory line 2]
[Wants me to give him/her Y]
[Give Her/him a lethal dose of morphine instead]
Is it autistic that I kek'd when I got to the lethal dose of morphine part?
Ok maybe its autism, I unironically laughed hard at that simple line in your post just reading that
Shipman is one of my favourite forced memes of recent though
My chest feels heavy and my head feels light. It's bad. Am I sick or did my excessive masturbation to futanari a few minutes ago have negative side affects?
>pic not related
We all agree upon this image.
>tfw delayed puberty
>literally looked like a 12 year old until 17
>high school was literal hell
>missed out on being a Chad because of 5' 2 height
>had small benis and biggest fear was that it would stay that way
>22 years old, 6' 3 now and still growing
>tfw years behind in social skills so it's useless
Who else /latebloomer/ here?
who /thoughthewasalatebloomerbutturnsouthe'sjustgenetictrash/ here?