How accurate is this?
>feel like i'm 30+
>Be kissless virgin
>Chat up fembot who says she will camsex with me
>Talk for 2 hours
>Been lifting every day for past year
>Calls me normie chad
>Doesnt believe i'm a virgin.
>Removes me as contact.
Fuck you fembots.
ITT: we compare poorfaggotry
22 year old student here with just under 8 pounds in the bank and 15k debt.
I feel for you anon.
Thankfully in Europe Uni is cheap, I'm graduating in October from my master's with 0 debt and 10K saved. Feels great at 23 honestly, the only good thing about my life right now.
>tfw you can't ever seem to escape the Windows activation reminder
My bf lives 10 hours away from me and can only visit me once a month. What should I do when I'm lonely?i want to ask him if I can have a cuddle friend
no get yourself a big teddy bear. you will really mess things up that way. if you are thinking of doing that anyway you should just break up. its not working well
i will cuddle with you if you are in my area
Anyone else really nervous from online conversations?
>say something dumb
>start sweating profusely
>mumbling "fuck, fuck, fuck"
>never open their texts
>start crying because I'm a fucking failure
You just gotta think everything through beforehand. And, if you make a mistake, just brush it off and pretend it never happened.
Cute chihiro pic.
>Anon, don't just stand there, help me up
Who here shat their pants in school?
I just couldn't hold it guys, I had to go inside to take my backpack and everyone must've known.
>be me 15
>have routine where i poo at 7:45AM
>had to leave early to catch train to school
>once there i couldn't hold it any longer
>poo in jeans
>it slowly runs down my leg
>start slowly walking back to my bicycle
>some starts dripping out of my pants
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During the final exam where nobody was allowed to leave the class until everyone else was finished I had to pee about half an hour in. Teacher told me to hold it becasue nobody is allowed to leave and I peed my pants in class. I don't know how many people found out, my teacher surely did because I left a puddle in the chair i was in when i was allowed to leave.
who /smart robot/ here?
Currently studying engineering at a highly ranked American university.
I have very high hopes for the future.
I'm sort of a social outcast who spends most of his time studying and on the internet, but I scored in the top 1 percentile on my SATs and got straight A's throughout high school.
I'm also white and upper middle class.
>went to sleep with earplugs in and the lights off
>woke up with earplugs out and the lights on
>I live alone
Wh-what's going on, /r9k/? You could make a case that the earplugs fell out on their own, but I would have had to stand up and walk all the way across my bedroom to turn on the lights. I have never sleepwalked in my life and I am completely sober.
If I stop posting in this thread it's because I'm dead.
It's completely possible you pulled them out while sleeping, it's also completely possible that you do sleepwalk. You don't remember these things taking place. When I was told I sleepwalk I couldn't believe it.
ITT: we post things robots think to themselves or googled when high.
Do clams have eyes?
Are ticks arachnids?
Are fleas arachnids?
Are insects animals?
Are shrimps sea roaches?
heart attack from weed
panic attack from weed
too much weed
weed paranoia help
how does anyone manage to enjoy weed?
Wrong sprain bruh.
If you live in a shithole, try to change the dealer, or wait a few months until he changes the stuff. I used to get this stuff that made me paranoid especially when I smoke alone - nowdays, I only get the mellow, happy weed that keeps me entertained and helps me to sleep.
>tfw finally find a girl that would be ok being your gf
>tfw find out that she's fucked 31 people
>tfw she's just 17
how do i kill myself? can i just pour some gasoline over myself and light a match?
>lift for 3 times a week for 2 weeks
>still no results
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THE LIFTING MEME
I have noticed a difference.
I'm naturally skinny, but it's all about the diet. It's alot more to do with eating alot of protein and making sure you eat a banana pretty gym.
You have displayed a picture of a fat man, so maybe you should do cardio
ded discord looking for members. we prefer weebs and vidya cucks but come on in guys
also dont bring any drama here its not wanted
Would the world be a better place if sex was for reproduction only, like most animals, and didn't gave humans pleasure?
For a lot of animals sex is for pleasure. Dolphins rape fish corpses for pleasure. Sea otters rape baby seals to death. Humans are a bit more civilized, so we usually ask for consent, but sex is fun. The problem arises when women are told they can fuck as much as they want with no consequences. Over 50% of women in the US have HPV, and you can thank slut glorification for that
I don't know. a lot of humans have done some very good and very bad things to make their genitals feel good for a little bit.
It would definitely be a more boring place
Thought you faggots should read this
>be me first day of community college
>go to library and ask to use the copy machine
>lady at the front counter: "It's ten cents per page."
>fuck I don't have any change or cash on me
>me: "oh I don't have any change on me right now, I'll come back later."
>lady at the front desk: "yea we can give you a print card but it will cost five dollars and...
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Maybe the flash drive had something naughty on it that they knew about?
Are there any big dicked robots here? Does it make you feel less like a piece of shit loser? Also post pics
>grabbing my bfs skinny fat belly while I'm half a sleep
>cuddling with qt bf and falling asleep in each others arms
>finally worked up courage to post an ad on Craigslist to lose my virginity
>actually got several replies from various woman within a few hours before the ad got drowned out
>didn't follow through with anyone because they were all kinda low grade picks
>know all I have to do is keep reposting it every night or two and eventually I'm going to get an acceptable looking woman that will actually do this shit with me
>I have an actual fullproof method of losing my virginity within a week
>now that I realize this could actually happen I'm too scared to repost the ad, and hella embarrassed I even did it in the first place
>mfw sabotoging myself for no fucking reason and going to continue being a khv loser my whole life
WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH ME AHHHHH
Is he fucking dead yet or what?
apparently he's alive, he posted today on fb defending an incest case from the news, defending the idea of incest as long as it's consensual and stating he had sexual dreams about his mother.
I'm suprised that infected gash near his ass hasn't created more problems yet. It's a case of sepsis waiting to happen. Although if it kills him, it will take a while to know since most Chris Chan news comes straight from the man himself
how can you tell if a woman is in heat?>
why? The hormones are working and I'm not fat
>when you randomly get that desire to go outside and do stuff
How do my fellow NEETs cope with this feel?
I go outside and do stuff. For instance, I went orienteering on Friday. There is also a canoeing event I'm going to this Wednesday.
If you don't live in a shit hole there are plenty of activities to participate in.
When you play multiplayer videogames, do you prefer to be the DPS/carry class or the support/healer class?
>Anyone else here hate weed?
I thought it was just bad weed the first time but after trying differrent strands these past 2 years I realize I hate being high
I hate not being in control and my mind being so unstable I can't think straight
>I hate being high
I used to have a medical marijuana license and would hit up dispensaries all the time. I had hoped that smoking weed all the time would help with my anxiety. All it did really was give me bad insomnia after a while. Getting high also got old and I dislike it too. Also doesn't help that it's meme-tier shit drug that normies love.
i used to love smoking weed. now any time i try it again, i have a panic attack, massive anxiety and an emotional crisis. so yeah, i do hate it. but i still wish i could enjoy it like i used to.
Ok so today when I went to the break room to clock out at work, there was a note pinned to my jacket and it was a girl who had just finished her last shift before school a few hours before me confessing that she likes me???
We haven't spoken much but she is physically attractive and even after a girl "admits" she "likes" me i don't even know what the fuck to do??
probably not the best board for this shit but yinz guys tend to sympathize with how bizarre this is ??
I'm sick of being a fuckin aspie retard
Being an aspie can be a good thing if you're one of the high IQ ones. Those guys can either find a niche and become extremely skilled or they can learn social cues manually and get by fairly well.
Aspie AND retarded or average IQ though? Yeah you're fucked.
Anybody want a bIowjob?
>tfw poisoned grandma
take that bitch, haha
Jesus christ anon, you could have just sent her to me
>tfw when every time my parents call me immature, a turd appears somewhere in the house overnight to punish them