whats your excuse?
Why do people live in fucking filth? I mean adult people living together in a house, why do they leave their fucking dishes and pans dying around until they grow fucking mold on them?
Why do they piss all over the floor and just leave it there?
Have their entire room full of garbage and clothes on the ground smelling like shit and generally being disgusting.
How do you live in a disgusting, smelly, dirty pile of filth and call it home?
I need a fucking one person apartment before I kill some people.
>Why do they piss all over the floor and just leave it there?
what the fuck kind of people are you living with?
Who the fuck pisses on the floor aside from drunk normies? That's what bottles are for. Get with the program OP.
>Look he is playing a gameboy, what a fucking loser hehehehehe
>see OP with opinion that I don't like
>respond with "hello reddit"
D E V I O U S
>sign says no walking on grass, I walk on grass
Will he be the next Brendan?
65k a month is almost 800k per year.
Daily reminder to start working out if you want to look good for the summer
So my life has become:
7am wake up
8am go for an hour walk
9 am to 11 am go to the gym
11 am to 12 pm have a shower and eat a healthy protine rich meal
12pm till 9pm shitpost on 4chan
rinse and repeat
on and off days for the gym btw, some days i go gym some days i do running. but everyday I walk
why dont other robots do this? it is practicly free, its fun, its great exercise, you can still sit behind your computer for almost 10 hours a day
why wouldnt you do this? what do you got to lose?
You got nothing to lose, you will feel great and start looking great
>mfw was a fat skinnyfat fag a year ago
>start having that weird ass V on my stomach now
I just need to lose some more bellyfat so my sixpack is really visible but the muscles are all there
this is gonna be my summer guys
Who comes here just to see the pepes?
I love seeing all the different variations
youu can pepe me UP youu can pepe me DOWN
we can pepe all AROUND, we can pepe the TOWN
>tfw applied to some programming jobs
>tfw recruiters are calling me on my phone
>tfw have to talk about skills and work experience
>tfw heavily embellished both on my resume
this isn't always the case with recruiters, but often (and almost always with HR) they don't have the faintest idea about programming. they are probably going off some checklist, and they will have no way to verify whether you know or not because they don't know the appropriate questions to ask
One destroys all religion. The other destroys all science.
You must press one. Which is it?
Real talk, why do robots complain so much about shit they can't change and seem so opposed to working on the things they can? I swear getting a girlfriend or having regular casual sex isn't even that big a deal, even most of the worlds fattest men had wives on the low.
What do robots think is so genuinely unique about them that they don't have to work for anything but at the same time feel like a social pariah when nothing outright comes to them?
they are scared of failing. a common theme among robots is fear of failure/rejection (hence the paranoia about women cheating). the term is self-handicapping. on top of that, they're lazy.
Wish people would stop asking why losers can't un-loser themselves.
Crying about not being a 10/10 chad is much easier than facing the fact that you're a total fucking loser, and just being yourself won't change that.
You don't need to be perfect to attract women though, and you're only going to remain a loser if you choose to be complacent with what you are right now. You can improve in a lot of aspects and you can get a girlfriend or have regular casual sex
>Smoked out of a bong for the first time 8 hours ago
>Still kinda high
Shit was too dank
Looks like pepe has finalIy gone mainstream.
>you will never eat out a girls vagina
Best head to bed, wagekek. Don't want to be all tired and out ofsorts tomorrow, do you? Gotta bust your ass so your boss can afford that new boat.
How old's does she look?
What nationalities she looking like?