If you're a robot you have literally no reason to not be learning a language. Think about it!
>a cool thing to tell other people about yourself if anyone asks about you
>be proud of yourself for accomplishing something most other people don't
>spend your time you waste dhitposting on r9k all day
>talk to people across the world in their own language
You can even use it when talking to girls,...
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>tfw lvl 14 norwegian
>can't remember most of the shit half the time
where duolingo falls short is that you'll learn a word, then it'll never, ever fucking appear again. Or they'll teach you the definition of the word in the context it's in at the TIME, and completely fuck you up later on in the course when it means something completely different
>"I'm gonna go to Japan, it's like a fantasy anime world, and I'll get a Japanese gf too, white girls are SHIT!"
Get a true taste of Japan from this guy's videos, and how you will be treated there:
Japan fucking sucks. And frankly as much as white girls tend to suck, the average european or even white american girl looks better than the average jap girl.
Also be prepared, THIS is what real japanese women look like, not your cute anime dolls:
Expect lots of either overly round to the point of being unattractive faces, or overly long, gaunt faces like this one. Hope you like pufferfish or horses, because that's the girls you're gonna be seeing.
>tfw you missed out on young love
>tfw your youth is fading away
Any of you guys have a shitty step dads?
Mines a religious freak that tries to push his bullshit on others
Mine's a Muslim-hating Chad with the political tolerance of a hippopotamus.
He doesn't even have a reason to hate the groups of people that he does; if you pressure him about his reasoning he gets really aggressive and just repeats things he heard on TV.
He's also an alcoholic, is dumb as a box of rocks and can't spell to save his life.
>Hey anon-kun~ i heard you're still a virgin, would you like your sister to change that for you?
Boy do I feel rotten about this.
you kidding? that's not douchy at all.
if you're unavailable, there's no helping that. I was expecting some nasty rejection about how she's a fat fuck or something. you let her down easy with a completely legitimate reason.
Why don't you just date a foreveralone girl like this, /r9k/?
I mean, surely they would understand your plight?
Just go to:
and find yourself a non-Stacy who will love you forever :)
Just found this guy on youtube. Intense feels instantly, do you think he is a robot?
you wish you had this. I bet you don't even have a bowl half this good.
>tfw normies are getting btfo with resistant strains of sexually transmitted infections
ITT we post what we see.
>he spends New Year's Eve alone at home
36 hours into my nofap
i'm not gonna make it, i feel like i could actually rape someone right now
Hey robots, my roommate is keking me out of my room right now. Hes watching the goddamn notebook with this chick, whats the most alpha move in this situation?
sleep on the couch outside. Be a fucking bro, understand that you have earned a favor by doing so. If he's cool, he'll do you a solid in the future. If he's a faggot, you need to explicitly call in the favor at some point. If he doesn't deliver in the future in a similar situation, then it's mischief time. Hold your fire for now robot
What happened to the earlier poll on voting for fembot threads to be banned? Last time I checked it had 300 votes so gook moot should hear us out