Anyone here play piano? I'm thinking of getting a keyboard off amazon and a few lessons
It's Friday night anons, why are you here?
also who 10/10 true-bot?
I've known this girl for several years now and we're good friends. She has thick legs and a juicy ass, how do I convince her to sit on my face?
Also, face sitting thread.
I don't care if she's interested in me. I want to convince her to do me a favor as a friend and smother me with her thick legs and ass.
I convinced my friend of two years to let me smell her girl feet. Now she lets me worship them whenever I want, but nothing else.
I just put on an innocent act and made her feel like she owed it to me.
What you'll have to do for her to say yes will depend on what type of person she is I'd guess.
>Someone starts knocking on the front door
>You weren't expecting anyone
What do you do?
>Masturbating on my couch with earphones
>Who the fuck could this be?
>Put on pants and open the door
>Door to door gas salesman
>Slam the door in his face mid sentence
Fucking hell, I'm trying to fap here. Also it was 9:30 am on Saturday morning. Fuck off.
So this test is shit right?
There's no way this is accurate.
I do have adblock did you even look at the picture
what does /r9k/ think of Roosh V?
staring deep into her dark shiny brown eyes is like a mother's warm embrace
btfoing the sarranid sultanate with my mamluks and swadian knights
shes very cute and shes an INFP like i am :3
i dont know her that well but ive seen that she has videos about some slut slam poem and a video about her sexuality(which i havent watched but just automatically dismiss it as being thotty millenial bisexual shit) but other than that she would be good girlfriend waifu material
Eggman just posted this pic on his snapchat
Holy shit since when has he been transitioning into a tumblr sjw girl?
help me /r9k/
>$2000 in NEETbux every month
>unemployed mom and stepdad still bitching at me to pay rent
>first brought it up to me a couple weeks ago, told them to fuck themselves and they aren't getting shit, I have disabilities
>literally all they do is watch tv and get drunk all day
>threatening to kick me out of my own home
what do /r9k/? they have been driving me insane making snide comments...
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forgot to mention in OP
any normie posters with advice such as "just give them some of your NEETbux they deserve it for housing you" can stay the fuck out of my thread these cunts do not deserve a dime.
Do you ever stop and think about how many trillions of people have been able to fuck bareback and cum inside a tight pussy, while the odds of you doing the same are virtually nonexistent? How weird that makes you? It's like never having drank water while everyone else has.
Hey fellow robots. Got my hands on some LSD. Thinking about taking 75ug as my first time (alone)
Any tips and tricks? will there be a chance of me going around the house waking people up from tripping?
if you're an anxious/depressed person and going to be in a small room the entire time I wouldn't recommend it, even though 75ug is a small dose, I'm not quite sure, it all depends on the individual. If you can do it outside, that'd be much better.
Hey OP, LSD has lead to some of the best times in my fairly shitty life so I'm gonna help you out here.
I took it in the middle of probably the worst of my 2 year long depressive episode (before I got meds) and for the first time in a long time I was actually happy. This happened about 45 minutes after I dropped, and I could not stop smiling. Physically unable to stop, but it was super nice.
This was back when I had friends to hang out with and a fuck load of weed to smoke, so we mostly sat around finding funny things to watch on YouTube and throwing glowsticks...
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Ay thanks alot man this is just what ive been looking for! Actually been staying off 4chan for a while to prepare me for this.
I wouldt say that im anxious or depressed but i'm abit too introverted.
What do trannies eat to stay so thin, but also gain shape?
I present to you the most disturbing thing I've ever seen, and I've seen some shit. I saved this gif with closed eyes just to not look at this monstrosity ever again.
is that really the worst thing you've ever seen
>guys who get $20+ haircuts instead of going to 5 dollar cuts
literally why , you have to be some type of ultra faggot to care that much about a fruity haircut
>taking pride in your appearance is faggotry
Meanwhile, in another thread...
>waaaah! Women treat me like I don't exist! tfw no gf. I'm so alone and miserable
People like you are the architects of your own misery.
>Actual well thought out threads
>Even though this site is free from log ins, a lot of traffic, and it takes a fucking second to reply to something on here
>Thread with retarded maymays and shit that's already been posted countless times before
>100+ replies and at the top of the catalog until it reaches bump limit
Fuck you guys.
The problem is that real discussions are not possible here anymore.
We used to call each other faggots to disagree, not to discredit. Now instead of refuting points arguments are about establishing the opponent is from /pol/ or tumblr or reddit or he's a normie or a ponyfucker or whatever else. It's sad and I barely post anymore. Shitposting is the only form of communication we have left because normies and newfags fall for it.
t. been here since 2007