Thank you, thank you! You're a wonderful crowd.
So then the wagekek comes up to me and says "my girl hasn't expressed any interest in sex at all,"
And that's when I told him "she must think you're sex life is pretty active since you're getting fucked enough by your boss anyway!"
WAGEKEKS RIGHT? THEY NEVER LEARN!
>thanking the crowd when you still have more jokes
who /melee/ here?
Who do you main?
Falco main reporting in
Post your dinner, /r9k/!
Mine is beef ramen with a healthy side of water, and strawberry-rhubarb pie for dessert.
How do I escape the NEET life?
You can get a job, a gf, have a family but you can never truly escape, you will have the mental scars with you for the rest of your life anon.
Can we just have a You'll Never thread?
I was thinking about all the stuff I'll never get to do/experience and it was fucking me up
>you'll never get to go on a life changing adventure with friends
>you'll never experience what it feels like to be truly happy
>tfw ran over a skink while mowing the lawn
>tfw it kept twitching and was all chopped up so i had to put it out of its misery
god damn it lizard-san, why couldn't you just get out of the way?? i never meant for this to happen.
it doesnt help that lizards, and skinks in particular, are probably my favourite animals
ive managed to avoid getting any to my knowledge before this, why did i have to start today ;_;
>mfw I haven't seen this meme in years
Post your best spurdo memes :D
who /anotherchristmasalone/ here?
>alcoholic trying to stop drinking
>estranged from my family
>autistic as fuck with no friends
>job is stressful
>no gf ever
>4th Christmas alone
Resisting the urge to kill myself is probably my biggest daily challenge.
hear me out weebs. One punch man is literally the pinnacle of annie mae. The artist One was literally nice enough to have the 1st arime protagonist with cancer. CANCER! Not only that but he has a robosexual sidekick. Truly forward thinking.
Hes also literally the strong human alive, literally stronger than than all the animus characters you nerds can muster up.
not only that theres no "waifus" for you virgin faggot because its full of TESTOSTERONE
I know you guys think its for "normies" like dbz and attack on titus but it not the same...
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>theres no "waifus" for you virgin faggot because its full of TESTOSTERONE
yes yes only cute boys
Better get to sleep wagekeks bosses dick isn't going to suck itself tomorrow morning
Are you still mad? It's okay you don't have to cry NEET pal.
has /r9k/ ever been to jail?
Yep, 3 years, although it was juvenile lockup.
Probably the reason I turned into a robot, never got to have a normal teen life and now I'm a perpetual child stuck in the body of an adult.
Oh, and I also really hate niggers now.
vending machine: what kind of gf you want senpai?
>flat costing negative points
FUck off redditor
Have you ever been beat up by a girl before?
Our relationship has been rapidly deteriorating over the past five years.
What do normies even talk about?
If a cute girl starts talking to me what am I supposed to tell her?
What about normie guys?
Having a job is hard.
Tell her about what your big circle of friends did
Tell her about how you went to that big party last night and had fun
Tell her about how you go gym and lift big weights
Tell her about your new BMW car etc.. you know the average stuff.
if a qt starts talking to me i can never hold the conversation and end up talking to guys instead, i dont know what to say, do, and i dont know how to flirt either. it sucks man but i live in hopes of one day ill be able to talk to qts like chad does