amazing food is on par or better than sex
i would FUCK UP that sushi platter. total devastation, no survivors
Anyone else suffer from Big-dick-but-love-small-penis-humiliation syndrome?
Its a hard life
>tfw I cant convince myself that 6 inches is too small
>tfw six inches
>no 8 inch bf to compare to
>not even a gf to tease me with strapons and dildos larger than me
Someone call me names pls.
You ever get banned /r9k/? Any good ban stories?
I got banned from my favorite board earlier for telling an apparent asswrecked mod that if he didn't like boards content maybe he'd enjoy reddit better. I admit I had been shitposting and might have deserved it.
>tfw talking about modern radical islam is considered off topic in /his/
Why do normies do this shit anons?
>Implying this picture embarrasses her
>Implying she isn't posting it for attention
>guy walks up to woman
>ew get away from me creep!
>woman walks up to guy
>SHITLORD HE RAPED ME POLIIIIIIICE
This guy has been at it for weeks and has not hurt one woman yet he's a "predator"
When these sluts get raped at parties they don't put predator alerts. Disgusting.
They're after him because he's a socially awkward guy who, GOD FUCKING FORBID is trying to build his confidence by approaching women.
Normalfags don't like that naturally, because he's not Chad what he's doing is 'creepy.' Because of his vernacular [IE using the word 'accost'], they think he's some predator.
Normalfags make me fucking sick.
I'm trying to become a gay prostitute but I need tips so I don't get arrested.
How can I sell my ass to old men for money and get away with it?
who here battle proven penis ? requirements
>fucked at least 3 different races of women
>no condor cum inside vagina
>fucked boi pucci too*
*extra battle proven
>tfw done just white,asian,black,latina so far
dunno if I'll get indian and arab in the future though mi familia
>also fucked at least 10 different women
no condor and came inside
>tfw balding extensively
Is there anything worse that can happen to a male in his 20s?
Not like I don't already, I'm just complaining because I could actually get a gf (once) when I had hair. And hooked up with a few other chicks.
Point is, I can't do that anymore because any semi-attractive girl who sees me, even if she really likes my personality and maybe facial features, the bald dome is the deal breaker and then she's onto the next.
Really late night edition
Trying to be objective, I'd say MDD has led to me to having 2 parasuicide events, 1 serious unmeditated attempt at suicide and 1 serious mediated suicide attempt that I'm still mulling over and deciding whether it had merit. I'm currently erring on the side that suicide is probably an acceptable solution. My experience with it in social sense is generally awful. I've approached it with some people, though never fully revealed it except to a select few, and there is a kind of fetishization that I don't like about it. The problem is not that I feel stigmatised. I feel very little when people use supposed ableist language. The problem is that overbearing response, cliches and other such nonsense that comes out. The sudden obligated 'caring' response really makes me feel ill. The major negative effects seem to come from the way it leads to my own self-isolation, especially when coupled with anxiety. I've had problems with close relatives not believing me and just thinking I'm lazy as opposed to withdrawn, which is difficult because I am legitimately lazy MDD just makes me even more lethargic. This has certainly been difficult. It's been most difficult however when it comes to education and schooling. Well, it's here I think the effects can be felt and seen the most. I ended up repeating a year at 6th form after going a bit off the wall due to my depression. I never really fully recovered and the year I finished 6th form. I faked fainting and avoided going into school because of how much it terrified me. I also began to drink heavily. When I managed to work up the courage to go college,
>WASHINGTON, Dec 8 (Reuters) - The White House on Tuesday said Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump's call for the United States to ban Muslims from entering the country disqualified him from becoming president and called on Republicans to reject him immediately.
YESSSSSS FUCK TRUMP HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
>White House spokesman Josh Earnest said Trump's campaign had a "dustbin of history" quality to it and said his comments were offensive and toxic.
so social justice warriors even work at the white house now?
them saying it "disqualifies" him doesn't mean he's literally barred from running. It's just them flouting their opinion. The Republicans can literally just say "fuck off" and even if they were to agree, he could still run independently.
There is no reason at all for women to be in this board. They cannot understand and will never endure suffering. They are here only for your attention. Do not reply to people claiming to be women. Report those who claim to be women.
>dating/hookup sites are the easiest and most common way to find a relationship now
>you still aren't on one
I didn't find my GF on tinder. I found her at work.
I don't like online dating becuase its a majority shit show. I rather suck my gut and ask a club slut out then meaningless chit chat on tinder.
It's either a. We fuck or .b get coffee.
>mfw I overhear girls talking about how we all live in a rape culture after a lecture
I'm curious, robots:
What is rape culture and how do we live in one?
Pretty much everything
>looking at girls
>talking to them
>getting too close
>not using some fag's pronouns
>spreading your legs
>shaming of any type
>having a gf
>having consensual sex
I could go on for days
Apparently the it's a culture where genuinely all I want from women is their affections so I can love them and treat then special and I'm alone.
I hate everything. I genuinely hope I don't wake up one day soon. Shit would be the highest level of cash
Why are normies so butthurt when you make a joke about Autism?
boohoo Autism is a super cereal condition its the next aids
Why are normies wearing sleeveless turtleneck style tops all of a sudden?
I've always considered them mom/teacher clothes