Why are rich people allowed to exist?
>Okay anon, I'm listening. Tell me why, out of all the men in the world, I should give YOU a chance.
Have you forgotten about me, roaches?
I haven't forgotten how pathetic you are, roachie..
How often do normies get text messages?
>get super high to the point where I'm on the verge of passing out
>drink a lot of caffeine so i can stay awake and enjoy the buzz
I call it a jr speedball.
im going to be taking 150mg of dxm tonight via 10 tussin cough gels
when it starts to take effect im going to smoke dude weed
did the same shit last night, it was great. high doses are just a mindfuck
i am indian man, is there any hope for me
>fapped to ex gfs vids again
I do that sometimes. I have 3 vids of her doing sexy dances, I had one of her fingerings herself while on Skype but my HD crashed and lost it all. I shouldn't do it anymore, I'm not even attracted to her anymore, atleast I don't think about her unless I'm horny so that tells you I only care for her for her tits.
Why aren't you a Nazi yet /r9k/?
+Community is great!
+Women stay pure!
+no degenerate behavior
+make anime real
-Exiled from society (Like you already are)
-tfw muh 6 billion jews
I was natsoc for about 15 years(3 of them spent in actual organizations and on the street) before finally realizing that we've already lost and that there is no point in fighting for a people with a death wish. Just face it my friend. Our race died in the final battle for Berlin 1945. Western man of today is merely a walking corpse in a dying world.
Help robots, I am extremely bored and lonely and I have no idea what to do with my life. I usually wake up and play shitty games all day until I go to bed.
Suggestions on cool games or on ways how to end yourself greatly apreciated.
>olympians are in their early 20s, some are fucking 16
>gaining worldwide recognition and adoration
>potentially getting millions from endorsements
>having tons of wild sex with 10/10 athletes in their prime
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
Does anyone else here put cucumbers up their ass?
I have one inside me right now. Kinda hurts to be honest.
I want to ask a girl out. When I first met her she asked me if I hated her. Which I didn't. Well just now she texted me (i hope you dont think im a weirdo)
I asked her if she wanted to hang out a week ago and she said (right now?) and I said yes. But she said she felt like stay home that day and didnt feel like going out. Because of this I'm anxious about whether or not I should ask again.
I'm thinking of saying (What are you doing today? Wanna hang out?)
>Out with friends.
>Go to the Toilet.
>Hear my one of my friends talking to the barmaid (who I thought was a pretty nice girl).
>As I'm walking down the corridor I can hear what they're saying.
>She asks who's out and my friend responds 'Just us and [my first name]'
>'Is he the weird one'
>go to bar because the liquor store's closed and I want to drink
>older woman starts talking to me
>try to be polite even though I just want to keep drinking
>after a while she leans in
>"So, wanna get out of here?"
>tfw you realize the 20% 80% rule is true
What do you think about stoicism?
I'm going to Turkey for a week, and I don't know what to do, except getting sun.
What should I do doing the evening? Sit outside alone among a bunch of normies having fun??
Turkey is dirt cheap right now because of the coup and terrorist attacks.
Hotel + ticket for plane is half the price I would pay for just a ticket to Bulgaria. It's insane.
Who /guitar/ here? Started playing one recently just out of boredom and it's fun af tbqh, should have started when I was a teenager
Any musician robots here? Surely there must be some
i'd love to but i just know i wouldn't be capable, i've tried a couple of times and it just feels alien to me. i respect anyone that can play the guitar because it just seems impossible to me
i havent played in a while so id have to get the strength back in my hands
i use cubase 8.5 and ableton 9 suite and try to make dance music
i still suck but this is one of the only things i enjoy
ITT we write letters to our past selves
Dear 13 year old me,
Your dad will drink himself to death in in 2 years and your life will continue to go downhill. The feeling that you dont belong will not go away and you will become more and more isolated. You dont come out of your "shell" in highschool or college, which you end up dropping out of due to depression/anxiety anyway. Oh, your mom also almost dies as well. Kill yourself now.
I know you find it hard to believe but i'm you from future. I know you hate your class now and i'm still hate it after 12 years. My advice would be that you should go to that art school - even if you'll fuck it up atleast you wont regret not going there. You have girls interested in you but you're not interested in them at the moment but remember to pick up signals. In 2 years there will be crucial point between going to gymnasium or staying in old school. Go to gymnasium and do your...
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I'm sure you all have them - what apoocalypses have you had in your life?
a few weeks ago i sneezed in the bathroom, after getting out of the shower which caused me to diarrhea blast all over the base of the bathtub, toilet, baseboard etc
it's stuck in all the crevices of the bathroom and i cant get it out
Didn't really happen to me but
>at zoo with family
>looking after cousin with down syndrome
>nigga straight up shits himsel, let it all out
>he had diarrhea too
>he's laughing so hard he can't breath
>is pulling my sleve and is yelling "its running down my leg anon HAHAHAHAH"
I wish i could shit myself this casually desu
Why do we keep those things alive again?
>tfw submissive gayboy
>tfw no kinky dominant bf who is into bondage and gags
It really hurts
Please stop. You've been doing this daily. These are shit threads, and do not deserve to be here at all. Also GO BACK TO LGBT. IT'S NOT HARD. YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE BOARD DEDICATED TO THIS KIND OF DISCUSSION, YET YOU DISREGARD IT. WHY.
Are normies normies because they are more or less self aware than us?
>"Omg anon! Your brother Chad and I were just... hugging!... Upside down and uh, naked."
>tfw severe manlet
Is there an escape from this hell?
If you're 5'10" or above, you DO NOT BELONG HERE! You are NOT a robot and never will be! So, just fuck off already!
It's not even female attention that I'm worried about.
It's about the lack of respect I'll achieve all throughout the rest of my life, and also the feelings of not being a man I have.
Sleep paralysis story time? Sleep paralysis story time.
>going through a lot of shit at school
>anxiety was at an all-time high
>couldn't fall asleep one night because of that, despite being sleepy
>it got to the point where I was exhausted and my brain gave in
>I was in my classroom
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I still get this from time to time, not as bad as it used to be.
Sucks feelings so helpless, it's like I've been slipped a daterape drug or something.
>The worst are the demons or monsters who eat your flesh
>It almost feels like they are really gnawing at your skin
>"Wake up" sweating and terrified.
yeah that happens to me too. I had sleep paralysis like once as a kid but now as an adult who occasionally enjoys recreational drugs it has come back slightly, thought there was a group of guys in my room stabbing me the other week
There's someone that I know that's afraid of letting anyone get close to them. How can I make him open up to me?
>girl gave me her number last Thursday to study together
>she told me to text her Sunday afternoon
>Haven't texted a girl in years
>have no clue how to text her without sounding like a beta
What should I send her robots? I'll post results.
What does /r9k/ think about Sublime?
any robots lost weight?
howd you do it?
Someone offers you:
>A new, clean toothbrush
>A used, dirty toothbrush
Why would you ever accept a non-virgin?
>someone could be watching me through my webcam right now
>they have probably been watching me masturbate
>they probably uploaded the videos to porn sites
should I just become a porn star?