How many robots do you think die everyday by suicide?
How do they get the balls to do it
Would you rather date a girl who's had multiple partners and would be willing to settle for you or a virgin who's satisfied herself masturbating to 50 Shades of Grey or yaoi and will only have sex with you if you prove to be her dream Chad satisfying her in all ways she demands?
Have seen this a couple of times on Reddit, and it is great fun every time. AMA (short for Ask Me Anything) is a concept that you might not know about on this board, but it is pretty straight forward: you can ask me about anything.
A little background info: work as a computer scientist, have a nice little family with a wife (8/10) and a son.
Post any cyoa's you have
Ok I just started writing a Novel about a NEET who never leaves his room. How do I progress?
When was the last time you ate a piece of fruit, bots? Bonus points if mommy didn't force you
shameful fap thread
What do you do to feel good? My psychotic depression is in one of its good parts right noe, so I'm capable of feeling pleasure. For me, it's playing dark souls and smoking.
>play counter strike: source
>start empty server
>bring up console
>bot chad joined
>kick chad's ass
Youkouso, Anon. We'll begin your hikikomori training without further ado.
Remember: Withholding personal information from your counsellor results in a one million Yen penalty!
Is it that time of the week again?...dumb misakiposters
This week I think I got lucky for once. Succesfully managed to dodge that oral presentation I was to do.
Now to survive the finals...
Who else loves this game? It's so relaxing. I used to play single player until I got unbearably lonely. So, what happened to the r9k minecraft server?
I agree, it's very relaxing. Used to play it with my housemates all the time at uni, had castles and tunnels and everything. Makes me a little bit sad to think that there's this whole minecraft world we built saved on my friend's xbox hard drive, and it will most likely never be played again, and definitely not with everyone who used to play.
I can't play singleplayer any more, feels like there's no point in doing anything.
The 4craft games were fun for a bit, and a nice idea, but they always effectively ended after a few days, and were completely...
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Non vapers will never that feel of sitting down in the shade on a large field on a hot day drinking soda and blowing clouds
vapers will never know that feel of sitting down and not having several forms of cancers and illnesses produced by non-FDA approved chemicals that are ravaging their body
>year 2016 of our lord
>still putting anything other than god's air into your lungs
>still drinking satanic sugar beverages designed to rot your teeth and slow the mind
pic related, it's OP in the golden years of his tragically short life
How does this pic make you feel, /r9k/.?
How do you guys feel that you'll never have a gf that is as hot as her?
That you'll die alone and worthless.
You describe your /Cyborg/ life
>stopped going out on weekends because friends always abandon you while you're drunk
>have female friends
>they all consider you as a "friend" and are grossed out when something romantic comes up between you two
>tfw you stopped trying to get a gf because you already know she has a bf and/or will look at you as a friend