How long do I have to wait after meeting a girl before I beg her for sex?
How come you always talk about Elliot but not George Hennard? He was the original robot at the time.
Is anyone too afraid to talk about personal stuff on here because the NSA and other organisations will make a file on you based on everything you've ever posted?
I really hate it, so much I can't even bring myself to say.
I dont really care anymore since the government can get everything you've ever done online with a stern talking to your ISP, there's no getting around it, but they wont bother if you're some nobody
my friends and family recognizing my 4chan posts is what worries me since they all fucking browse here
Well thats what I'm worried about. I'm still young, what if on the incredible off chance I turn out to be someone in the public eye?
I'd hate for some shill operation revealing personal shit about me, given that I have a lot to hide.
>tfw I have a piano and I must scream
>not freaked out when he catches me smelling his underwear and hair
>not freaked out when i accidentally wake him up by kissing him too much in his sleep or whispering i love you
>being able to reassure him when hes feeling down
>can cry together
>can do weeb stuff
>will enjoy cutesy romantic stuff like picnics or cooking together
why dont you have an r9k bf?
Is /r9k/ just /pol/ lite?
You guys don't have autism you just never make an effort to talk to women.
Also you're not ugly. Even eggman look kind of cute and he has a girlfriend too. A cute one even.
The only reason why you're so lonely is because you don't get your ass up, get a job and talk to a girl you find attractive.
Stop blaming the world for your problems and make r9k a better place.
What are you working on today, fellow robots?
>Kernel for RPi2 in Rust
>Top down shooter in Python 3 with SDL2
Why do "FEMBOTS" come on here and whine about their stupid little lives? They have such an arrogance to them, it's amazing.
I don't want to hear about what an edgy little slut you are because you enjoy getting choked and cummed on by Chad. You have pretty much EVERYWHERE else to go brag about what a slut you are, and people will congratulate you for it. So why don't you all just leave?
Stupid autistic sluts. What a bunch of worthless whores. Get the fuck out now, I don't want you here.
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Whoa, I always thought the girls getting super wet thing was just a meme.
>gf comes over
>things get lewd
>start to finger her after a little bit of kissing/groping
>her pussy is completely soaked
>it ran down and started to cover the lower part of her ass cheeks
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Post the edgiest pictures you have right now.
Photos must be taken by you.
>2016 year of our lord and savior.
>Not being a cute girl.
>Not wearing cute comfy clothes.
>Not looking pretty and having lots of people fall in love with you.
do you like wearing pantyhose ?
I WANT AN /R9K/ BOYFRIEND
I DONT FUCKING WANT ANYTHING ELSE
I WANNA SHITPOST ABOUT JEWS AND MAKE HIM PIZZA FROM SCRATCH
I WANT HIM TO TRY TO GET ME INTO HIS HOBBIES AND GET ALL FLUSTERED WHEN I GET EXCITED ABOUT IT
I WANT HIM TO TELL ME MY VALKYRIE CANT BE ELVEN OR CHAOTIC OR MALE
I WANNA SLEEP ALL DAY AND SPEND THE HOURS IM AWAKE WATCHING HIM STUTTER AND SHITPOST
I WANNA CLEAN UP AFTER HIM AND MAKE HIM TENDIES OR WHATEVER ELSE HE FUCKIN WANTS I DONT CARE ANYMORE
WHAT THE FUCK AM I RETARDED????
WHY CANT I FIND THIS READILY AVAILABLE MAN
Why is human life so limited? I've realized why I'm depressed. it's because human life is so limited. you can only act within certain boundaries and no matter how much you "evolve" you can't go beyond the human condition. how is it logical to not be depressed? how is everyone not depressed?
>Join a research team
>Discover the method to achieve immortality
>Spend hundreds of years perfecting the human body
>Chill out for the rest of infinity
even if you achieve biological immortality you're still mortal because you can die from diseases, physical harm etc.
and what do you mean by "perfecting the human body"? you want to move a mountain, but you can't. one wants to be significant, but he's only one in billions. one wants to be safe from physical harm, but everyone is prone to harm
>how is it logical to not be depressed?
it's not. people live in illusion.
>how is everyone not depressed?
by lying to themselves about everything.
you are entirely correct and now you have the choice to either forget about it if you can or find some way to live with it. unless you want to kill yourself. i have failed to be able to go back to what i used to see as truth and i have failed to live with it so i am just about ready to die.
Who is Anonymous?
I am legion. Do not expect me.
Dweebs or weebs?
Problem with weeb girls is that they all end up being psychotic SJWs.
From my experiences, weeb girls are all cringy as fuck.
Talked to one from my class some time ago, nothing but talk about pleb shows and pop culture references. Game of Thrones this, Naruto that, Dr. Who, Fairy Tail...
Not to mention, these basic bitches never look remotely like OP's pic. I've never met one that wasn't a fatass.
Please do your best today!
Make sure to rest up and enjoy your weekend!
Remind your grandparents that you love them!
My grandpas are dead. I'm sure they were great people though. Grandma on father's side is a lazy piece of shit, even he hates her, she beat up my dog while I left it with her. My mom's mom isn't a bad person, but I rarely talk to her.
So, I won't.
>tfw humanity will perish some day one way or another
>no good photos, dunno what to put in bio
>try to start swiping anyway
>7/10 grill pops up (1st person)
>immediatly start trembling and delete the app
i give up
>every time I try any of that shit the girls smell my virginity and reject me
>people recommend I try tinder because foreveralone
>know it's full of bitches and whores
>act like I'm too good for the app and that I'd rather be alone than use it
>really just too scared to put myself out there
You, yes you! you sitting in the chair..
Fuck you roach.
I'm in this weirs half sitting, half lying position on my bed. What's wrong manipulator, lost count of all the "roaches"? Heh, maybe you should think of retiring, it's getting a bit too much for you.
The only thing I used to like about living in a small, rural town is that there was absolutely 0 non whites. Then a bunch of "temporary" foreign worker laws passed, and my town has been invaded by flips and curry niggers.
Nobody has ever cared about me when I was suffering. Nobody cares about me when I'm not suffering either. Even when I was a younger child, I was abandoned and completely alone for the good majority of my life. Nobody listened to me or even looked at me unless it was to abuse me.
Tell me, why should I care about other people's suffering when nobody extended the same kindness to me?
>inb4 someone calls me edgy
>inb4 someone calls me a pussy/tells me to man up
maybe your suffering is proof that it was wrong. not saying that you have to care as long as you're not causing it but maybe you don't want to let your own suffering turn you into one of the people that causes more pain.
I wanna fug the ghost
Good Morning roachies
>tfw you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your brother jerking off
>tfw you wake up with your brother jerking you off
>perfectly healthy weight for my height
>body actually looks pretty nice
>post my weight and height on 4chan
>HAHAHAH SKELLETON LOLOL SKELLY HAHA
americans just fuck off, not everyone is a skinnyfat numale like you guys.
how tall are you and how much do you weigh, then?
see pic related
>this is an average body in america
Is there anything better than seeing panties up a girl's skirt?
Don't really care, just post more best girl.
She has very cute panties canonicaly.
>pays 80 bucks to broadcast his show on shortwave in India
>plays 90s hit songs for an hour to the few pajeets that tune into his show
What's the fucking point? Might as well burn all that money.
Also, he's living out of his car now. Better than eggman.
Stuck at home working on university assignments for a postgrad in cyber security.
I scared shit less at not finding work 27 never had a GF I've grown hateful to women after constant rejection by them.
It doesn't get better it never gets better.
We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF?