I'll start with a classic
>tfw literally nothing to live for
>tfw edgelord fedora-tipping levels of hate for everything
>tfw human trash
>tfw still have a survival instinct that won't let me kill myself
why must god /devilish/ ?
>tfw nobody to mutually pet heads with
This is the dream.
I-I know the feel, OP.
Sometimes I get this urge where I wish I had someones lap or chest to put my head into so I could just hide away from everything, while she pets my head and comforts me, and whispers sweet nothings into my ear.
Can you even say something that looks like this is a man?
Why not treat her like a girl? She could be your girlfriend if you were nicer to her.
>She could be your girlfriend if you were nicer to her.
Bullshit. Trans girls are even more picky than roasties. They all just want Chad.
I've tried. I've actually had a bunch of girlfriends but tgirls are impossible to please.
He looks like a woman because he took those hormones or whatever they fucking do.
>Why not treat her like a girl?
He has XY chromosomes, was born with a penis, probably went through male growth patterns and also thinks like a male does.
Unless they're one of those intersex people or a hermaphrodite. In which case, good for them.
>think a girl at work likes me
>don't make a move because I have a small dick and I'm scared she will tell everybody
I don't even bother improving any aspect of my life because this is something I can't change and it's a deal-breaker.
Having a small dick should be a recognized disability. I think normal dick sized people and women know how much of a problem this is for under average people. Especially in todays age.
One more year until wizard status
>women getting raped
Why is this so funny?
>you will never have a cute underaged shotacon impregnate you
Don't you mean underaged "shota"? "Shotacon" literally means "shota-complex".
>watch amateur porn
>slim petite girl
>puts her entire fist in her vag easily
why is this allowed? How can I know if a girl has a tight vagina?
i'll tell you a secret since a lot of people on this board don't have a clue
if it's tight she's probably either very young or not aroused/uninterested. when a woman is aroused the vaginal muscles de-contract (i think) and make it less tight to make space for your dick. when you put it in it should feel just right, not tight.
How do we not know that we haven't just been talking to the same 100 people for the past years?
We bring up the same arguments, they end up with the same response.
The "fembot here" are just the same 5-10 girls posting, and the rest of the "different" threads are just people trolling/lying on the internet?
Sudden realization that their life hasn't gotten any better from their present course of action.
And that their choices amount at that point to Adapt or Die.
The reason the same questions get the same answers over and over again is because this board attracts a certain archetype of faggot, who goes through a standardized process of memeing and disenchantment, then gets bored and finds something else to do, or at least somewhere less repetitive to shitpost.
/r9k/ is always the same because...
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Am I a cuck if my gf is bi and rubs off with her female friend?
>Yeah, let's just let the part of the body essential to reproduction hang loosely in a patch of skin unprotected by anything and constantly grinded against by legs, seems like good design
Is nature retarded?
Anyone else regret cutting their hair? Mine was getting long and I was an idiot and got pressured into cutting it by family. Not doing that again.
My hair is naturually wavy if I just was it with water, but a bit more soft and straight if I use shampoo. When my hairs long again what should I keep it, Wavy or straight?
I want to grow my hair but I don't know how to cut it properly. I always just buzzcut it. Do I just go around the sides and back of my head with an electric razor on its lowest setting? What about the fringe?
I don't get my hair cut regularly, especially nowadays. I just let It grow, you should to.
Just let the grow naturually, it feels so much better. I know alot about hair in general btw, if you have anymore questions.
I had beautiful long hair (looked a lot like Colin Farrell in True Detective S2) took care of it and was growing it out to shoulder length. But then those roasties at my internship made fun of it and eventually my supervisor caught on and started makibg stupid comments so I pussied out and got a meme undercut. Now I'm back at university and roastys compliment my new looks but I hate it. I regret cutting it every morning and I just can't bear to grow it out again from short. It was such an ordeal getting...
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>just fapped to girls dancing on youtube
I can't fucking help this
>Using the term "girls" instead of "women"
That's cute anon. I bet you get all shy and nervous when you start doing it.
You really can't help it,
>feel 10 times better and dont want to die at all
> lose social anxiety, can exit house with no problems
>>>is sleep depravity the cure to everything???
This. Despite feeling happy at night every time I wake up I feel like shit and it prevents me from having any success in my life.
Because what I end up doing is staying up as long as possible and it fucks up my sleeping pattern.
What does money from your country look like?
in a few years, terrible
hopefully based trump will prevent this
Coloured plastic money is best money
> tfw your mom asks you if you're gay cause you've never had a gf
>mfw actually gay
>mfw I can have sex with other boys pretty much any time I feel like without any of the bullshit that comes from dating women
feels good man
>grow up in a proper traditional family
>have decent, loving parents
>nothing bad has ever happened to me during my childhood
>still end up being an autistic KHV loser fuckup NEET with no future and social anxiety
"robots" with shitty divorced parents will never know this abstract unique robot feel
you can't be a robot if you are only a "robot" because you had a shitty fucked up childhood and retarded parents
true robots are born that way
no matter how hard your parents tried you still end up being a robot
because you were born one
you are just an "pseudo robot", you aren't actually a robot, your shitty early life just made you this way
I was BORN this way
you will never understand this
you can't be a robot until you understand what it's like to be ostracized by every other kid in school because they think their parents having more money makes them better than you, even though they all get worse grades
the way you're eventually going to get a gf is through online dating, and you know that, why haven't you started?
Just tried tinder and okcupid. I'm an ugly guy in the military so at least I am stable. I got 0 matches on tinders, and 6 bots on okcupid with one of them being a real person trying to scam me for credit card details for cam show. P.S. Fuck women
Post your most obscure feels ITT
When I was in school, someone stabled a peice of paper to my forehead that said poopy head on it, I didn't notice for a week. by witch time people had changed from calling MrPoopyHead to Mr Infected Staple with peice of paper poopyhead.
Most normie country? Least?
I vote Australia as 1 and India as last.
>greentext life as a robot in your country
America for most normie country, North Korea for least.
Anyone else /pathological liar/ here?
I can't stop lying about things even small, insignificant things. It's so hard and anoying. I wish I could stop but I just feel addicted to it, and I knew if I told my friends I would lose them all anyway. I have a few web of lies going right now and I have to keep them up, it's horrible.
who /fat shits/ here?
Shy/nerdy/gamer girls nowadays. The fuck..?
>tfw too depressed to even make a thread about lolis
>tfw nobody will ever love me
>tfw worthless piece of shit
>keep masturbating to lolicon doujins
>but I'm lying to myself as that's not what I *really* want
Stop feeling the need to get a gf
Companionship is a key ingredient to being content in life, anon.
Not having a gf is fine until its 11pm on a Sunday night, the tv turns black during a scene transition and you see your reflection in the screen, alone.
How to get a qt European survival gf to hunt with, /r9k/?
Look how adorable she is :3
Hnnnng what a qt.
This is exactly what I thought.
Ever notice Staceys are always beautiful white women, never shit skinned genetic trash rife with STDs? And they generally tend to stick to their own race rather than become coal burning degenerates. What's up with that, senpai?
Reminder that there are anons on this board right now, who still get out of their chairs to take a piss.
Damn, that has a really nice, wide rim. Where do I get one of these?
I really don't WANT to know for what porpuse the orange thing is.
>Daddy, how come my skin so much darker than you and mommy?
I'd answer this but I need to go take care of my wife's son.