I'm laying bed and on my phone when this happens. Epic.
Post the worst music you ever heard.
Here, have some of this retarded bitch:
>8 inch dick
>too socially retarded to ever use it
>normies think I have a small dick because I'm a skeleton
Im gonna invade /tv with my waifus
>She has a roastie
Seriously, i can't stand anyone with a roasties anymore, even in porn. Thanks /r9k/
>She has tattoos
>She dyes her hair
>She has piercings, ears don't count
>Facebook has more than 300 friends
>She uses emojis unironically
Do any of you realize how much good porn there is on the internet? I'm not even talking about real life stuff, I'm talking about artists drawing high quality lewd porn, it's SO GOOD, sometimes I don't even want to cum because I will miss out on more porn.
Am I addicted?
>get a bf
>jacked as fuck
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What an interesting case study in why women are shitty posters
>new thread just to blogpost
>even though it's about someone else, still manages to be more than half about herself
>all praising herself
>OPENS with praising herself
>uses female image because FEMANON HERE, I NEED GIIIIIIIRL PICTURES BECAUSE I'M A GIRL :)
>"rargh.. ggrrhh.. rgghhh!"
What did she mean by this?
How do I make my cum taste better? It tastes really plain and nasty, I want to get the sweet pineapple flavour.
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO DA FUKK UP?
SMACC DAT SHIT
WHAT U LISTEN 2
everytime i see this post i fucking think about Mayli because of that one time somebody made this thread with Mayli in it.
stop it you're playing with my feels she would never post here.
Normies, according to this graph, how many people will you have sex with in your lifetime?
>mfw only 2 and so far quite accurate
>tfw 28 days into no porn/no fap and no libido
I am finding myself tempted to look at porn again though. That must mean something is starting to happen, right?
Sisters were made for sex
Heterosex only. Fuck off lesbos. Stay away from my imouto.
Anyone else feel like their friendships are all on borrowed time? It's always a matter of time before everyone hates me, with the exception of my very best friends.
And before anyone says shit, I'm practically a robot, I just have one or two close-ish friends who like me despite all of my personal issues.
My friendships are always on borrowed time. Only because I end up cutting all contact eventually. I don't even want friends but I end up making them somehow. I really wish people would leave me alone.
>Only because I end up cutting all contact eventually.
This is what I kinda do. They end up hating me but I also just kinda give up on them myself and cut them off. I just don't like letting anyone close anymore, b/c I end up disappointing them, creeping them out, or they end up not giving a fuck about me after all.
Just spent $80 trying to buy coke and when I got home and sniffed it I realised the guy has gave me baking soda
>mfw i sold baking soda to some guy saying it was coke
>not even lying