tell me some fucked up dreams that you guys have had in the past; I'll begin:
>i was a prisioner in auschwitz
>the nazis were coming
>i hide myself in a small room used to store cleaning stuff
>when they get closer i realise there is no scape
>I take a scissor and bury it in my neck
i can't even describe how bad killing myself felt, there wasn't any other option.
>implying the holocaust happened
I dreamed about dying in a car accident. It was really vivid, and when I died this creepy demon appeared in front of me. Ever since I constantly get dreams of being in hell. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was in a room with this metal table covered in blood and I guess it was used to torture people.
Hey guys anti-buddha here.
Just a friendly cognitive superlative reminder that ubuliant meditation is irresponsible for metapsychotics who describe it without self-referential dissonance to the PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCES of metacognition.
Obviously I am well informed on the procedural subjective nature of meditation. Obviously I am a master of meditation despite raging hard in every thread I contribute to. Also, by making reference to PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCES I don't make myself look like a fallacious ignoramus parastoprimer who doesn't even know the fundamental...
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>tfw learn to dress well
>get a good hair cut
>fix up skin
>look legitimately good
>tfw you try to fix your problems by looking better
>find out it doesn't work
know that feel?
Is pic related a roastie or is she waifu material?
>be hanging out with normalfags
>everyone's telling stories
>I start to talk about something that happened to me the other night
>hey so this is kinda weird but...
>I get quickly cut off by one of them yelling over me
>wow that is so weird!
>everyone resumes talking completely ignoring me
Does anyone else feel really emotionally attached to this guy? We've kinda grown up together, he's been a selfless prop in hundreds of my faps over the years, I know his style, what turns him on, what girls he likes.
I feel bonded to Manuel, idky. I'm worried that he's gaining a few pounds, he used to be so ripped. I hope things are going OK in his personal life.
>tfw a robot like Buddy the Elf was able to get Zooey Deschanel as a girlfriend
is there any reason to live?
It's hard to actually ask questions on porn boards unless you're dumping at the same time, so I'll ask here. Does anyone have any sort catalogue of girls who do softcore porn involving huge tits? Searching boorus doesn't really work because of shitty tagging.
>tfw no qt bunny gf
I got a match on tinder for the first time in over a year. What should I say? She's cute as fuck so she may be a bot. That happened last time.
>Post in any thread.
>Mfw "POO IN LOO!"
This is truly the worst feel.
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the normiest, how normal are you?
I'm probably a 2.5
I DID IT GUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT 32YO AND I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT AND HAD SEX WITH A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY WANTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its my birthday /r9k/
Any robots draw, paint, sing, create music, etc?