Saturday night edition!
im on ali express looking at cheap figures.
theres some cute waifus there, someone should buy them.
>"Uhhhh anon, thanks for buying me lunch, but I told you I was a vegan yesterday"
you can trade 1 inch of your current height for one inch of penis length or vice versa.
5'10 with 7 inch dick. Add to height lose what makes my dick stand out. Add to dick, become even shorter.
this thread is for true robots, you can only post if you
have less than 5 male irl friends/acquaintances
don't go to clubs/parties
never had a girlfriend
never had sex
how you going robots? i'm holding up alright, had steak and potato for din dins and am currently playing a WoW private server
Make your choice whitebois
What do girls think of dicks with phimosis?
Smegma tastes yummy. Cutfags still relevant if their cocks are bigger than 8 inches.
Overall, the size and skill of the wielder is infinitely more important than the trivial cut/uncut nonsense.
Smelly. Disgusting. Abnormal. Nasty.
Anyone who owns one should do the mankind a favour and remove themselves from the gene pool immediately.
What age did you grow out of drinking alcohol?
I'm 26 now and only drink occasionally. Used to be a nightly drinker, but a 3 month stay at the men's emergency shelter where you need to get breathalyzed nightly made me really curb my habit. I like pain killers now.
How is a man supposed to keep it together without any place in this world and without any purpose to live?
So this is a girl that was considered for a show called Undateable. I think she's cute af
>me and my gf were virgins
>wanted to lose it together
>when I wanted to do it she said no and kept saying "she wanted me to enjoy it, it needs to be special"
>Sometimes I would text her and she would say she was "practising for us ;)"
>tfw I found out she was getting fucked by new guys every week
Hello robot friends. I'm here to spread the message of Islam.
who /NBA/ here?
feelsgoodman. first game of the day is on at 1:00 PM Eastern, 76ers vs Nuggets
Who else here avoiding his friends? I'm tired of doing always the same bullshit, I prefer to stay at home browsing 4chan.
>tfw I just want to be alone, comfy at home
>tfw you like playing video games and watching anime just as much as guys
>tfw whenever you join a couple of guys to play games down in the basement, there's always that one guy who says "this is the MAN CAVE, no GIRLS ALLOWED"
some guys are really into reverse traps (if 4chan is right). You can act like a really feminine guy, become best friends with your crush, and then reveal that you're actually a girl.