>haven't had sex in nearly a year
>already feel like killing myself
How do you guys handle it?
Are there actual people who go thier whole lives without sex or is that just a meme?
For the real robots who are left, where did it all go wrong? Were you genetically doomed to fail, or was it your parents that failed you?
How many contacts are in your cellular device? I have eight
I'm getting Minecraft and The Switcher. Already have PES, Madden, NBA 2k16, Metal Gear and Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
I'll make it quick.
>accepted to Penn State (the real campus) back in August after being NEET for 2.5 years
>defer to spring semester because it was extremely short notice
>spring semester starts next month
>receive room and bill tonight
>$14,072 for only the spring semester
>they didn't accept my sweet ~$2,500 in financial aid because I applied too late
>didn't get single room and roommate is asian normalfag, sent an email explaining how i'm very uncomfortable with this
>planned on majoring in electrical engineering, realizing that my math skills at least right now are fairly lame to what they used to be and have been placed in their College Algebra class and will have to take two semesters of maths before I can actually take Calculus 1
on the bright side
>grandma basically agreed to pay for the entire thing for at least a couple of years ONLY if it's this exact university and I go for this spring as she will otherwise give it to the next grandson on the list that wants the freedom of debt
>have been a NEET for 2.5 years so far, was accepted by sort of crafty means that I won't go into(i am a white male and have no money), have GED, basically should not have actually been accepted and sort of lucky
Would I be an idiot to not just do it? I've already spent the ENTIRETY of 2015 researching universities, telling my mother that I'm going to university any month now(planned on attending a community college on a quarter system out of state just so that I could move out, planned on using loans but was not eligible and plan fell apart). This is really my chance if I ever had one, but am I being delusional on whether or not this is actually a good idea? I would hopefully be given some financial aid next semester to bring down the cost to maybe ~$9,000 a semester. I really have no idea.
I've never wanted to. I guess that makes me a normie or whatever.
>tfw no opiate dealer
Gunna kill myself real soon tbqh family
>guys have met femanons here on /r9k/ met in real life and started dating
How the fuck has this ever happened?
who /cannibal/ here?
>tfw picking up homeless people at night
>take them back to my place
>too high or drug-addled to do anything
>keep them in my cool room
>come in and hack off fresh meat as I please
The stormfucks are brigading the shit out of this because they're triggered by human decency. Vote this up to shove shit in their face and put them in their place.
Lets see who OP really is
>Parallel multiuniverse theory claims there are universes with every possible situation
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of Chad getting kekold by me atm
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of me taking a shit inside your mouth atm
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of me sucking you off
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of me fucking Stacy atm
>infinite number of universes
>I'm stuck in this shithole where I'm a robot
When was the last time you were in too deep, /r9k/? Are you currently in too deep?
Share stories pls
We post things we don't think other robots do
>I spray anti-antiperspirant on my ass
Keeps my ass from getting sweaty or briefs on a hot day.
I have sexual relations and emotional relationships with adult women, but due to mutual dysfunctional behavior (usually more them than me) I ultimately remain single. It isn't that I don't want to eventually get married, it's just that chicks are fucking crazy bitches.
>/r9k/ does not do this
Robot here. I've reached a really low point.
First person to restore my hope or make me see the world in a slightly better light will get $100 sent to their paypal.
It's not going to be easy. I've already heard all the typical normalfag bullshit.
I can't give you any specific advice and all the generic jus b urself is already out. But I can assure you, that you are part of r9k, part of this community where we talk the talk, try to deal with problems instead of finding stupid excuses. We all fell and some of us got out of it, so don't lose hope. As long as we can't predict the weather, you can't predict what will happen to you tomorrow, so go out and do what makes you happy.
Does anyone else feel alone right now?
So, I've jumped dimensions at least 25-30 times.
At the beginning, I was a passive, scrawny neckbeard. The first time I jumped dimensions, I wanted to be in a universe where I was very social and outgoing, instead of a shut-in. Soon after jumping dimensions at night, I woke up that morning more social than ever. I began to go a bit deeper. So I decided to imagine a dimension where I was taller, a dimension where I had a wider jawline, and able to build muscle easier. Small jumps, but I was making them frequently to where I was a different person in each dimension....
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Didn't get enough replies on your first thread with this garbage?