Name one thing that you have to offer a woman
Hey /r9k/, why is it that you never even try to date a foreveralone woman?
There's a few subs that you could use to make friends or romantic partners, such as:
Surely you'd have much more in common with them than with Stacies?
And if there's any FA ladies on /r9k/, why not go there and try to find a nice FA guy?
Was Rick redpilled?
Can we please stop with the robotussin meme? This is dangerous to robots, (you fucks are already insane) and just plain stupid. Robotussin is a shitty drug, and does jack shit. Nigger Rappers, and kids do that shit. Buy a couple xanax's, or some weed.
Witness my online escapades.
Yes, this is a chat for ants, I don't know how to resize it.
Shit, I'll just compile them into one.
A meme gets posted and white people lose their shit.
Cumskins confirmed to be the most easily buttblasted race?
this and the >white people don't use seasonings
are literally the only two memes black people have
then we can post >dindu which is ten times funnier because it's way more widespread
and we still have other stereotypes
can someone explain exactly what is happening in this picture?
>There are people who don't wipe the inside of their anus after taking a shit.
>there are people posting RIGHT now that don't use a bidet
Only way to make sure you're clean is to spray water directly into your butthole
I didn't for many years, not sure when I started. I'll never stop now, but I'm still not convinced it really is absolutely essential. I think people like us are just...
Hey anons, I got my first girlfriend. The problem is that she doesn't know that I'm a virgin (she isn't a virgin). How do I build up into sex, and how do I make it enjoyable for her and not blow the fact that I'm a robot? I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
Just play with her clit until she cums and then she'll just fuck you for the 30 seconds - 1 minute that you'll last and she won't notice that you cum so quickly.
Or just do what I did and tell the truth and she'll likely not care, or kinda find it oddly charming in a way.
You're underestimating how inexperienced I am. How do I play with a clit? touch it light normal or go to town on that shit.
She already knows I'm "inexperienced" and I'm gonna just leave it at that
>Nearly hit a curb at 130km/h today running away from the cops on my motorcycle
>tfw still got away
Would anyone be interested in my hooking up a Go-Pro to my motorcycle for when i run from the police?
>"W-women can b-be lonely too guys"
>Girl just asked me out.
What are your hobbies, anon?
I like to raise beetles, build gunpla and edit skate videos w/ my 2 friends
OH GOD DAMN IT WHY WAS I DUMB ENOUGH TO USE NAIR ON MY NUTSACK JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone else know the feel?
>chemical hair removal? yes, I do know the feel. also, the same day I was having gf at my place and she started blowing me like usual. and then she went for my nutsack to lick and suck it. it was just pink and she didn't realize that something was wrong until I told her to stop. i thought that she'll make it better but in fact her saliva started burning my already burned nutsack. i had to was it and she told me that it tasted like iron somewhat. we fucked anyway.
not as dumb as me, OP
>don't feel anything while fapping
>put ghost pepper sauce on dick because i thought it would make it more sensitive
>just dabbed a little on the shaft
>"this isn't too bad i don't even feel anythi-"
>entire dick and ballsack feel like there on fire
>the most excruciating 30...
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So hungry. Shit at cooking
fuck my ass
>fuck my ass
I don't see how that would help you, but if it makes you feel full, I'll do it.