>it's an anon thinks about how he missed out on youthful love and whether or not he'll ever fall in love so late in life day
How do you mean "in funny ways?" The moment a girl gives me attention, I'm all over that. I have waited decades for this moment.
I want to get freebies from an escort.
What exactly do some guys do to get freebies from 6+/10 escorts? This really happens, I am not memeing.
ITT: Shit that had you screwed from the beginning
>kind of weird looking
>parents made you think you were a genius so you became smug and lazy until you realized you were actually stupid
Reminder straight white men can never be robots unless they're legit ugly (sub 3/10).
White people naturally have features that are more attractive and balanced (smaller lips, slimmer nose, and light colored eyes)
Doubt that senpai.
Even eggman is 3-4/10 and could still get a gf.
Granted he would be 5/10 if he wasn't a fat fuck.
Actual ugly white people are very rare.
I've had the opertunity to loose my virginity 5 times yet each time I can't remain hard enough to keep going and it doesn't feel as good as wanking plus it's way more effort. I love getting handjobs from girls although they always complain I take ages to cum, even a blowjob isn't that satisfying. Maybe it's the years of using a death grip that's reduced my sensitivity, maybe it's porn making me want more of a visual stimulus, maybe I should try without a condom, maybe I should take some boner pills next time. Either way I don't chase...
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I want to try getting a footjob but I feel that I won't be able to stay hard because of the lack of stimulation on my dick. How do you think your foot fetish arose? Have you tried not wanking a week before trying sex or taking boner pills?
ROBOT CLIMBING TRUMP TOWER!!!
1. WATCH FIRST (1 MINUTE)
2. LIVE STREAM
here is mine. i always end up crying when i here this song. especially the "its not your fault at the end "
>tfw lazy genius
>tfw overestimating intelligence
>tfw underestimating effort
>tfw totally worthless and moderately above-average
How do I find brothels that offer GFE?
I don't wanna call escorts desu and I really wanna kiss them when I lose muh virginity.
I'm in Germany btw.
Don't you have a whole district in Hamburg, I think, with brothels?
From what I read somewhere you just march in and some hooker is guaranteed to go after your wallet, so you don't even have to approach.
I won't call it GFE but if she sees what a shy autist you are I think she'll be gentle, they're experienced in shit like that.
>tfw just slept for ~17 hours
I-is this bad?
Not at all.
What you just experienced is just one of many luxuries unique to the NEET lifestyle.
I don't do that rubber band sleeping, (sleep less one night, sleep more the next). Somehow, I have a sliding 8 hours. I can sleep early, and still get 8 hours, or stay up longer than normal, and still get 8 hours.
I'm sure over sleeping, under sleeping, sleeping out of schedule, it's all gotta be bad for the body.
How do you guys cope with insecurities?
When I do manage to it's usually by forgetting them
Realizing that other people have insecurities too might also help. I tend to think of other people as invulnerable and I do not know how common this kind of view is.
What do your robots think of this progressive Stacy's tweets?
>be moderately beta but decent looking guy
>qts sometimes crush on me, chat me up, or check me out at the gym/pool/beach , and sometimes I chat them up too
>butthurt guys, usually other social dregs or the fat and ugly notice, and start fucking with me out of jealousy or to try and punk me out in front of girls
Why are guys, especially the low class ones, such jealous cucks. They have that crab in the bucket mentality.
I have no way to escape anons
Do you really want to just end and let this shit go on? After all you've been through? YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE, EVEN IF SMALL. SCRAPE AWAY THE NORMIE LAYER OF FILTH IN A FINAL ACT OF DEFIANCE
Well my relationship is at a standstill right now.
My girlfriend had this guy friend who began dropping his drama onto her. She's always had this issue where when it comes to people who are down-and-out, she would be unable to tell them "no" and felt this sort of obligation to try and help them. The problem being that this has led to people taking advantage of her in the past -- particularly men.
So when this guy showed up, I felt defensive and tried to talk her out of it. I thought he was simply trying to dupe her and get into her pants. But she...
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You can clearly tell that guy was a normie. Normies easily break under that kind of pressure. A real robot would've kept going (and possibly lock himself inside his house for the rest of his days).
1. Why would you post this on /r9k/? It's an interesting dilemma, but you know what's coming.
2. I don't think the relationship can be salvaged. Sounds like one of those times where it's just fucked beyond repair.
>tfw you finally get a small group of friends going
>one day during a get together the group decides to have a vote to apply stereotypes to everyone
>mfw they all label me the crazy one
Why is this allowed?
What have others called you?
>when someone non-ironically refers to a mtf as a "she"
>"male to female"
the terminology isn't even accurate even under the "gender is not sex" scheme
>guy tells me that his preferred pronouns are 'him/his'
why the fuck did you bother telling me that you attention seeking prick
>HR tells me they'll call me at 3
>Wait for 30 minutes, no calls
Some anon just gave me a $80 Gift Card randomly, so I bought steam wallet money. I got a $10 game for my friend, so I have $70 left. I figured I'd pay forward what's left with you guys.
Post your Steam User and profile pic (Steam friend finder sucks) and the game you want and I'll randomly choose once there's a few here.
It's $70, so unless an anon chooses a super fucking expensive game, I should be able to buy a few games for you guys.
Really? ID is Harlox and this is my pic. This Is the Police looks pretty cool. Thank you kind soul.
Non-autist robots, do you have anything against autists or just find it funny to pick on them
t. naive sensitive autistic cuck
b-bls no bully ;_;
>tfw my dad is disabled and my parents actually want me to stay a NEET so I can care for him
does anyone else have parents that encourage your lifestyle?
I wouldn't say "encourage." But they're a lot more accepting of it than most people. My dad's shockingly accepting of me being too disabled to work and sends me money whenever I ask, despite that fact he's an ultra-conservative Trumphead.
What do you call those girls who have no real opinions or personalities but who are also unpopular. They'll all sit around and talk about horses, some mobile app game or something equally vapid. They're just blank slates. I wouldn't call them roasties but they're not quite robots.
>"Yeah, I'm really into Hip-Hop, MF Doom, Biggie, the list goes on"
>spoken by a white guy
>my vagina when
Sleep vagina, sleep
no rose thread? let's change that
I'll start ..
Williams College .
I am almost done with the bible for our little band of misfits and i want to know some of the fundamental differences between a wage slave and a Neet. Please make you're own list below and post them. Some of them will end up on the website. We are almost finished
What's the most real feeling vaginal and anal masturbators you can buy?
Money is not an issue.
You might not like the truth robots but females are of a far greater value for the population and males are born in significantly higher numbers than needed to sustain specimen reproduction, thus, their personal value for the species is far lower. That's why youll never get laid.
It is not about getting laid, I've already paid for escorts guess what not worth it.
Its a matter of understanding that no woman will love you.
Since I already know I can pay for sex Im trying to find a motivation or pasion to live for besides sex.
At least we're much more unique. Just look at both the top and bottom levels of society, there are more men in important positions but also living in the streets, prison and mental institutions. Women are firmly concentrated in the middle, they're nearly all the same.
Why do people believe in ghosts but not werewolves or vampires? How is some dude that's been dead for 100 years and likes randomly walking into walls any more plausible than some guy becoming a wolf monster on a full moon?
The funny thing is that the more medically educated you get, the more understanding you become of myths of vampires, werevolwes, various kinds of grotesque creatures, et c. Because you have heard of things like hirsutism, albinism, congenital deformations, and such. In fact, even belief in ghosts is harder to comprehend for someone who has never seen a dust devil.
2 hours left at work, what should I do to pass the time