Made this thread on /b/ but they deleted it for no reason so maybe you guys will appreciate it more
Yesterday afternoon I watched as my little sister lost her virginity on our living room couch
Ask me anything
>have living room where you can see down into it from upstairs
>hear front door open
>go to look
>see sister and guy making out on couch
>it gets really hot and heavy
>clothes come off
>he has his mouth all over her body
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Sup guys Chad here.
Need advice? AMA
I live in the UK, have zero social life at all, live with my parents, have finished university, and have only ever had escorts.
How do I get girls? Would the situation be more salvageable if I moved out? I live in a university city so its infuriating seeing so many hot girls that I'll never talk to.
I'm smart, tall and /fit/ and have hobbies, though they're solitary ones (gym, literature). Though I dont have chad facial aesthetics so internet dating is probably out of the question
>2015 so far
saw this on normiebook and burst a blood vessel. something about normie memes fucking infuriates me.
>tfw your friend starts sending you nudes
OUT! GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously, what is it with you insecure faggots and guns?
>tfw dad's raping my sister again
*Dashing through the snow, with Wagekeks pushing sleigh, over the hill NEETS go, laughing all the way! Ha, ha, ha!*
Us NEETS have the time and mental energy to be able to celebrate, unlike Wagekeks. We also can get any gift we want from our mummies. Wagekeks on suicide watch
What were your thoughts when you first saw/heard humans having sex?
Why are they naked?
Why is he hurting her?
How is he hurting her?
Why is he putting so much energy into it to the point of sweating?
I thought women didn't like having their hair all messed up.
Sex Ed bonus: Sperm goes through the same hole for piss.
Today when I set aside my emotions and look at it objectively, my thoughts are no different. Which helps me ignore women.
If you're such a pathetic lonely shit, why don't you just learn to lucid dream.
There's also tulpas but that sounds fucked up.
Teach me how senpai, I can't seem to do it, tried pretty much everything.
Alcoholic thread. Get in here and post your drinks. I'm about to gorge myself
>In today's news it's just been learned that thanks to an anonymous poster on a chinese cartoon internet image board the definition of alcoholism has been changed to only include certain brands of alcohol
I got likely letters from Cornell and Northwestern and I'm basically guaranteed to get accepted to Emory. Which has the best reputation and where should I go?
All three would cost about the same. Athlete, so big scholarship money. Cornell is in the middle of nowhere in Ithaca while NU and Emory are right next to major cities although Chicago > ATL
cornell and northwestern are both better than emory
i've visited friends at cornell, the campus is really nice, but yeah it is in the middle of nowhere and outside of the university there isnt anything else around
chicago is like the worst city in america nowadays as far as violence is concerned
i'd say go to cornell
disclosure: i got rejected from cornell
> tfw no black gf
brb gonna go snipe myself
>"Who is being so noisy here?"
What did she mean by this?
Don't know who decreed this, but it's obvious at this point that I'm never allowed to be happy.
So why shouldn't I devote my life to making everyone else miserable?
I can NEVER be happy. Whatever hellish being controls this disgusting universe decided this before I was born. I'm gonna have to seriously step it up to genocide one day to get even a 100th of the satisfaction I would have had from just having a decent bf and for my species to not be evil and insane and retarded. It's really too much to ask isn't it?