If girls only go with Chad, and if being Chad requires a no-fucks-given attitude towards women, then nobody can ever experience authentic romantic love from another person.
>Going on a lunch date with a cute girl in an hour
Oh gosh, what do I do?
Don't ever bring up anything fucking sexual and try to be yourself in the long run this shit actually pays off instead of hiding yourself away and then divorcing because she doesn't like your qualities. It's not a meme. Also with the don't be sexual part jesus christ if you have to jack one off before you go DO IT. I drop any guy who starts bringing up sexual shit before we're even dating, it's so distasteful and disgusting
What do robots think of Little Caesars pizza?
The worst pizza I ever had. I would take that stale bread pizza that I got from the school cafeteria years, ago over that garbage. I don't understand how you can fuck up pizza, but they found a way.
it's not that great but it tastes the same as the other "fast food" pizza places like pizza hut, but it's much cheaper.
unless you live in some gross suburban wasteland where everything is a fast food chain, you should just familiarize yourself with your local pizza chains. you'll be surprised at how many amazing, cheap, unique small pizza places there are.
Hey there, /r9k/
How are you doing? Is your day going well? Have a problem you want advice on, or simply want to vent? Is there anything interesting you'd like to share?
Whatever you have, this is the thread for you. Come in here, feel comfy, feel welcome and forget for a bit.
And remember - you are the reason the world keeps turning
I saw this video yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JdMG_F_jLQ
and I keep thinking about it because I'm a female in my mid 20's, as is the person in the vid, and I do the same shit when I am upset...just thinking about how I come across pretty normie-core but realizing im probably an autist
I've been sitting around listening to Louis CK bootlegs and waiting for a hat to get dleivered and I hear Louis CK prefacing a bit by saying that he had a friend who used to masturbate by putting his palm against his shaft really hard, and don't try it because it fucks up your dick.
I've been jacking off that way for 19 years. Am I alone?
Can't be any worse than what happens when you jelq
>"HEY WE'VE GOT A VIRGIN OVER HERE IM GUNNA NEED BACKUP!! HANDS UP VIRGIN GET ON THE GROUND SICKO!!!!"
Are you fucking retarded m8? All people have different proportions and limb lengths..
>December the 4th, 2015
Look at him go.
Can't afford being late for work. Gotta get them precious shekels!
Faster, my dear friend!
I've found out the power levels of quite a few robots lately; I have a question:
Why the hell can't these guys find a girlfriend? I can't because I cannot even speak to them. It's a threat to my safety; they've had me sent to the ER for disagreeing with them, and there is de facto no right to self-defense against women in my state. Pic is my waifu.
>Why the hell can't these guys find a girlfriend?
They're manipulative, sleazy, narcissistic spoiled manchildren. Like Doj said:
>They have yet to grow out of the "my future relationship will be a fairy tale" mindset. They're about as mature as a 6 year old girl who's dreaming about prince charming on his white steed carrying her away in the sunset.
They don't want to put in any effort and expect a 10/10...
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>Pic is my waifu.
She isn't. With what heart you can steal the waifu of a bro such is Yang?
I'm sick of you, you're the worst.
Nice taste LOGH bro, what do you think of mine husbando?
Also why would you want a 3D woman?
What do you think your life would be like if you were a midget?
My asshole and very 4chan sense of humor and total lack of concern for what people think of what I say makes normies equal parts enjoy me and think Im fucked up. As a midget it would probally be only funnier for normies.
But it wouldnt change that I only say edgy quippy shit because Im afraid of being genuine and all I need is someone to actually know me.
Why aren't you a vegan, /r9k/?
>tfw refuse to play my favorite game/watch my favorite movies without weed
Anyone else an autistic retard?
Can we get a manlet thread going?
I'm sort your entire existence is a meme, but it's a damn good meme.
For those of you who went from robot to normie: how'd you do it? Are we all gonna make it?
How do women get white collar jobs so easily?
Nearly every single women from my class generation is now employed while i am unable to find literally even unpaid internships.
It's obviously not sex, because I doubt these woman put out for their boss. So what is it then?