>"Anon, If I only could, I'd make a deal with god, and I'd get him to swap our places"
>"Anon, stop fucking texting me holy shit. We dated back in the 8th grade for only like a week tops. I'm with Samuel now, he treats me better and isn't a fucboi like you. Besides, you couldn't afford me."
why don't you just get a racist gf, /r9k/?
Homemade fleshlight thread.
I feel like I have perfected my design. Pic is not mine, pic is shit tier.
I use a cardboard tube some tequila came in, 4 garden variety sponges (2 on each side,) and 2 extra long latex gloves. 1 glove houses the sponges, I put a rubber band around it for extra tightness, the interior glove is obviously what I fuck.
I also put an air hole in the cardboard tube so air can escape without popping the gloves off.
The tube is pretty long so I stuffed it full of plastic bags so I don't have to worry about the sponges slipping too...
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what the fuck am i supposed to major in in college????
I've already gone through a lot of options that excited me like environmental science, biology, biochemistry, etc and found out they all have shitty job prospects.
i want something not shitty that also will land me a job and money. is the only fucking thing out there engineering? i took an engineering class in high school and it was so boring it made me want to kill myself
someone help me with choosing a major before i
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>start watching vga awards
>all this dumb shit that has nothing to do with video game awards
>faggot conan just has to be there too as well as chvrches
i just dont get it familia the whole world wants me to just sit and refresh /r9k/
>2 awards for Her Story
>TW3 wins GOTY
Chvrches was fucking awful as well.
The threads on /v/ were complete cancer.
Just 100% shitposting.
Glad to hear TW3 won GOTY, I think it really deserved it. Last game I played was MGSV like a month ago or something, hadn't played anything since, but I went and booted Witcher 3 recently and it just blew me away. It is the antithesis of MGSV, every inch of the game world feels alive, vibrant, exciting. It's an overload of the senses. Even remote side quests have more heart than most whole games.
Should loners/introverts just kill themselves?
It's not like we can function properly in civilized society.
Why do gross attention whoring trannies have friends and I don't? It's not fair.
They now have a way to change a person's genes (with CRISPR).
Looks like you guys are gonna be able to fix that small wee wee of yours.
ITT They just made a movie about your life. What is the opening scene of?
>Any music playing? What song
Describe the scene in as much/little detail as you want
>two minutes of typing at a keyboard
>then, off-screen voice explaining,
>'The subject of the movie's only (admittedly) redeeming quality was his (admitted) concern for other people's time; representing this quality is this comment you're hearing, which concludes this movie. You can go home. Thank you.'
>evening? winter day? can't tell, the lights on though
It would just be me doing whatever I usually do, realtime, eating noodles or playing vidya or shitposting or going off to have a wank.
It'd be more of a intermediary break type thing, like when shows say we'll be back shortly.
Child running around a playground next to a baseball field with a friend and an older friend. Pure euphoria getting chased around by the older friend. That friend would later go on to be in the NHL, i am posting on r9k.
4 IN MORNIN AND I'M ZONIN
post here if you work in retail
i cant believe people still pay with checks
how do i get weed
come visit me and eat fig newtons with me for a bit and I'll teach you the secret to obtaining this "weed" you speak of
who /onlychild/ here?
what was it like growing up as an oc for you?
this is now a dubs thread
2 seconds, because your comment was not original
From what I remember, I was a pretty crazy kid. Never had too much trouble making friends and was decent looking. Once I hit puberty shit started to suck and I lost a lot of my boyish good looks. Its gotten a lot harder once you age, I don't have any more friends and feel completely alone.
Why aren't you fucking fat girls?
>love giving head
>always eager to please
lol I've tried to give them a chance because hearing things like "soft, jiggly bouncy, wiggly" and things like that that are playful and fun and I fucking love food and like big asses and big boobs but every fat girl I know is either not attractive or like a mom or just no :( maybe if I ever meet a hot one, I'll report back to you guys how it goes for me, I'm not totally opposed to it but like I've never met any that look even half as good as that girl
When did this board became a common shit meme board full of non-virgins? Where can we virgins go to have a safe space?