>match with a guy on tinder
>don't respond to his messages
She's just looking for an ego stroke, anon.
>look at all of these guys messaging me!
>look at all of these matches!
>I must be so desirable and interesting and attractive!
>I can pick and choose whoever I want to give attention to because I am so important!
>chad roommates are throwing a party in our living room
These drunk bitches and music are too loud. I'm trying to play some Fallout 4 but these normies are ruining it for me. I think I smell tobacco smoke too.
Should I call the cops and bust their party? Theres definitely underage kids here and weed.
I just lost my virginity
>tfw I accidently killed a kitty cat yesterday
I dont feel particularly bad about it. Should I haved double tapped it? He was twitching pretty weird
For me it's Warthunder. Nothing better than blasting krauts and americakucks out the sky
>You sit in your room, eating your tendies
While she gets gangbanged by chads, feeling the 10 Ds
>You plan a date with her
>Chad gets to mate with her
Plan of Action:
Zero. My parents are paying for everything.
Geosciences major with a concentration in Geographic Information Systems (GIS)
Part time fast food. Had a lab tech job this semester, but department probably won't have funds for it in the spring.
>Plan of Action:
Continue chipping away at degree (going back full time in spring) and enjoy...
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>tried making lean out of robotussin
>just dumped the whole bottle and threw in candy and soda
I'm getting pretty high fellas. What are you guys snorting/drinking/smoking/whatever tonight?
doing the ice bong, I slept all day and just woke up and now I'm here with you fgts/good folk. How's errybody doing?
Even if you think you're a pathetic autist, at least be glad you're not this guy and didn't post your embarrassing shit online which brought you universal hatred.
How can I get away with killing someone?
Oh man, weed opens up a whole new dimension of self awareness inside my head.
I believe this will be most beneficial if I am to confidently approach better looking women than what I am accustomed to.
I'm 26 btw.
Yeah you were so great at making a good impression towards women sober, might as well approach them with glazed bloodshot eyes, smelling like weed, and mumbling random barely coherent thoughts of euphoria.
That'll surely work, OP.
Adds a level of self awareness for me too, but it makes me realize how much of a piece of shit I am, and i just think of all the shitty things ive done that have brought me where i am today. It's not fun.
Anyone here start bait threads just to laugh at the exchanges between other robots?
I love 4chams banter more than anything.
I'm curious as to what a oneitis is. If I was dumped my last girlfriend for a black guy 2 years ago and havent been in a relationship since but still fap to her and dream about her every week.
Is she my oneitis? Plz say no
Yeah dude. Might as well kill yourself because it won't go away.
anyone else like that comfy feel of christmas> i like walking around and looking at the lights people put up on their houses and stuff
it feels like the normies are nicer at this time of the year
It's always been my favorite holiday season, really comfy and everything, but the older I get the more depressed it makes me. Seems like every Christmas without a gf just kills a piece of me, year after year.
I just took like 3 tablespoons of syrup, is that enough to feel anything? And when is this supposed to kick in? First time btw