>mfw I don't have a kid
Rejoice! It could be much worse.
what is your favorite NBA team?
Is Dan Schneider a robot being framed by normies?
What's this guy's name again?
Isn't it "Dirty" Dan "Thick as a Can, Get in my Van, The hymen collider" Schneider?
WHY KENT VIDEOs PRIVATE NOW GODDAMMIT KENNT RRRGHhh
>Huhuhu, you came so quickly anon...
>Did my feet feel that good?
>Perhaps you would like to feel something better, anon?
Anyone else just want to die to see what afterlife Is like?
there is no afterlife, there is nothing after you die.
Your consciousness and perception of the universe simply ceases to exist
Anyone else who believes different is kidding themselves
cumming does not feel nearly as good as it should
You probably fap too much. It feels a lot better the longer you go without doing it. If you go without three it will feel noticeable better than one, and if you go a week without jerking it it will surpass even that. I tend to fap weekly and cumming is well worth it, and I'm on SSRIs.
Have you guys realised that if girls actually asked guys out then if you were never asked out then it would mean that you had zero hope and were confirmed ugly? At least now we have some hope.
>It's not fun, it's not easy, it's like pulling fucking teeth and running up hill at the same time.
Exactly. That's why women don't do it. They boohoo about inequality, but then when it comes to dating, they except men to carry all the burden.
Does anybody else have trouble holding simple conversations? I want to talk to people, but replies just don't come naturally to me
I have a shit taste in music, I don't want tv, sports bore me, I only play csgo and otherwise get bored of video games, i'm not smart, and i'm not attractive
there's just nothing to there to work with
I HATE Christmas...
I love the holidays. But as I get older, it makes me more sad as I realize how much I value family. Unfortunately, family is a dying concept and traditional roles are dying out. It's likely I'll live the majority of my life alone.
My 'thought he was even more beta than me' friend is in his first ever relationship (leaving me the last person out of everyone I know to never have gf).
What are the chances of her cheating/dumping him for Chad?
>What are the chances of her cheating/dumping him for Chad?
The chance of either of those happening? 100%
I am, as of an hour ago, a 20 year old, kissless, handholdless virgin.
>i know that feel
All will be okay, OP.
>6'2", 190 lb, strong as fuck
>The power gap between me and my friends is obvious, and if I'm not careful, I wind up breaking shit
>Last time I got in a fight, I one-punched 3 guys.
>But due to a life of near-constant abuse, I have scars all over my body.
>That includes my face
>TFW the only girls interested in a guy with a ruined face...
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post a pic? doesnt have to be your face, just some of the scars. Maybe some people are intimidated because they think you get into fights a lot or something, if thy dont know what the scars are from (also since you mentioned a fight, try not to do that, itll re-enforce the idea)
Well, now we know why girls wear makeup. Turns out it has nothing to do with attracting guys.
>changing appearances for "fun"
fuck that stupid slut, she does do it for attention, but only for Chad's attention
why do women look hideous without makeup? I don't mean that in the sense that I'm conditioned to looking at made up women, but they just seem so unhealthy compared to the average male who generally looks healthy.
how does one flirt with a girl? i see chads doing it all the time and i wonder how they do it? everytime i even try to hold a conversation i fail. how do you do it? i have been trying to make a move on this girl for over 4 weeks and i still havent gotten the balls to ask her out, let alone even hold a conversation that lasts for over 3 minutes
>tfw youve never had a girlfriend and still a virgin