Were you happier as a kid?
What are you like as an adult compared to your youth?
If you are not a NEET you are a NORMIE
how hard is this to understand?
> bored of 4chan
> its the only thing i do
shit what do i do now..
Almost to the weekend, wagekuks
But remember, it will fade faster than it approaches
Monday lurks behind every turn
Guys how keked am I? I really can't tell because I kinda love it
>Be me, 26 year old therapist
>set own schedule, never work before 11 am
>work 3 days, 25 total hours
>reimbursed $35/hr for medicaid clients, $45/hr for private insurance
>nothing but cozy sweaters
>comfy couches and my.big comfy chair
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Not bad, you beat my salary hour-to-hour.
>QA Engineer I
>52k salary, low for software development, but the job is easy and pretty entry-level, one promotion to QA Engineer II brings me into the 70k range
>work from home 3 days out of 5, workload is light so I can just jerk off, draw, and shitpost most of the time
>when I DO come to the office, it's comfy, well stocked with free food and drink, and has nice comfortable office chairs
>nice health benefits and a 401(k)
>no college debt, and low living expenses, so I sock most of my money away at the bank (currently thinking of investing)
>earning 70k a year
Who /goodlife/ here?
I reactivated tinder because I'm incredibly lonely and some dude I matched with from a year ago instantly tried to friend me on the Facebook I had to use to make it. Wew fucking lad I hate the gays
Anyways I have a paper due tomorrow and I haven't even started Idunno how I'm gunna make it if I fail I'm gunna kill la kill myself
I'm the only here who looks through male profiles just to take a laugh?
Why did you stop trying, /r9k/?
I never got the full hepatitis B vaccination as a teen. I took the first of 3 shots and was told to come back in a couple months but never did.
Is this something I should take care of? Not on my parents insurance anymore, on a college insurance plan.
I got chicken pox as a kid, titered negative, got one, another negative, and wasn't positive until the second varicella. I was also negative on mumps and pertussis. I'd say you need it. I didn't start my hep b until earlier this year. I get the third in the morning for free since I wagekek in a hospital. It's funny. In 6 months the shots, turkey, and swag is probably worth more than what they pay me.
>Haven't had a vaccination in 20 years
>Never get infections
Who was in the wrong here?
>tfw you have been snapping a girl for 25 days
>barely talk in class
>chad flirts with her everyday
>tfw you dont know how to flirt with girls
>tfw you hate chad's guts
how do you flirt with a girl? chad seems to do it perfectely and i just sit and watch wishing it was me, ive never had a gf and im almost 19, ive thought about killing myself but i dont have the balls too, need some advice. im going to snort...
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY AM I SO FUCKING MAD ALL THE TIMEE!!
Everything just pisses me the FUCK OFF!!
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
Its getting really bad. I need help or im going to hurt someone.Its ruining my day
Its called depression senpai, look this up and listen to it. Your life will get better, trust me.
Who /sexual aversion/ here?
I think sex sounds good in theory, but both times I've gotten close to another person I was terrified, disgusted, uncomfortable, nauseous, etc. Wherever I was touched I'd jerk away uncontrollably, like a muscle spasm.
Last time I was shaking so hard I had to lock myself in the bathroom to have a panic attack. I jerk off and have normal sexual fantasies, but actually having sex horrifies me. It's like I never grew out of the "ewww, sex is icky" stage.
This used to be in the DSM as a mental disorder but they removed it.
I guess maybe it's because I had little to no interaction with other human beings for many years. But I'm fairly content just being alone now.
same, I can't do it either. I've had a few chances and never went through with it because I was anxious as fuck about just being near them. some real qts too. I, too, have resigned myself to a life alone
I am here for you brother. Sometimes masturbation fills me with unease.
People who make music like this are they normies, failed normies, or cyborgs I actually liked it desu senpai
This beer goes good with pizza because it tastes like bread
Top kek, Nevadafag here and it's the cheapest beer (tied with Milwaukee, sometimes) in every gas station and corner store in the state.
Are you South (I mean the 'South' that flew confederate flags, not just south of me)? I've heard liquor stores there can be pretty bare, Texas and apparently Louisiana have pretty strict state and city laws on it. Probably the rest of the states in that area, too.
>white and asian prostitutes on my city's backpage don't state any racial or age preference on their posts
>black prostitutes say no black men 95% of the time on their posts
Why is this, robots?
White and asian prostitutes are the lowest of the low of our race, so they couldnt care less. However prostitution for black wlmem is a standard form of employment, so thry havent dropped to "i fuck niggers for money" low