Well lads, I was rejected for about the 30th time this year. Being the poorfag I am, I had about 80$ saved for dates if someone said yes. But i guess that is now for liquor. I have given up.
Asking does not mean I have ever gone out on one. Just because I show interest doesnt mean it was ever reurned. Also im a little bitch and asked on text because talking irl spooks me.
>emt at a firehouse in a rural area
>1-2 runs max
>spend all shift playing Xbox, sleeping, or watching anime
Who else comfy job here?
> it's another "anon misses his dead parents" episode
At least I have the internet.
>it's another "anon wishes his parents died so he could get the inheritance and survivor benefits, blow it all on drugs and prostitues, and kill himself" episode
Why can't this just happen.
My friend doesn't believe me when I tell him it's all about looks. He's talking about his "confidence" and other bullshit. I need to redpill the faggot, stat.
I've seen the tinder experiments, the OKcupid data, the charts, the studies, etc. But I don't know where to find all of them or if there's anything I've missed. Requesting a dump of truth to fuck this kid's world up before he gets himself cucked.
Yeah BUT the women who go only for looks are not wife material and will just destroy you mentally.
the other type wants socisl status and the subsequent confidence that comes from being a high status male. Also confidence tra slates in body language a.k.a looks. And body language is what gets women hot for you in public. Its all about status in the end and no girl with any social life herself goes for low status guy which is my 80percent women chase 20perfent of chads. And it will always b like this
>gf is talking to other males
FUCKING WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my rl gf is talking to her virtual bf right now, she says its not cheating since he's online and she'll never meet him anyways
Got that before. It's cheating if it hurts you. You need to handle this QUICKLY. Do the same. Start messaging a couple of girls. Get nudes. If you can't then set up fake Skype soon or bots and do it. See what she says. Use the exact same excuses she did.
What's your power level robots?
last thread was great, let's do it again.
post stories, tips, routines, and everything acne-related ITT. It's okay anon, we all have acne here.
I found massive improvement in my acne when I totally cut out all of my soda throughout the day and replaced it with water. Still have some though, but I think this is the cause of improvement.
If you drink soda or similar sugary carbonated drinks, you shouldn't complain about acne feels t b h
>I've been a NEET for five months now before I was on and off jobs
> due to my inability to function in life without questioning the meaning of existence and other philosophical questions
> Lost weight and been smoking alot
>I have depression as well as anxiety
>Mom brings me to psychiatrist
>Try to explain why i am depressed due to philosophy
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>tfw you realize how easily it could have been another sperm and you would never have been born
>mfw my sperm actually won and not the other ones around me
>tfw no sissy white bf to cuddle and fuck
Can we have a sissy boy thread?
>tfw I will never have a nice, soft, sissy to train to pleasure me and be my live in maid while I feed them hormones and feminize them
>tfw no autistic qt Chinese Olympic swimmer gf
She is so sweet. She tied for third place and had to share the podium. She said it makes her happy because she won't be lonely up there by herself.
Is she a robot?
My old classmate from school 7/10 is is getting married with 2/10 chick
How is it even possible?
Why are people settling down with people 2 time uglier?
>tfw no one wants a submissive black gf
But... thats not true, I'd love a submissive black gf
...Actually, I'm pretty sure most people on this board would like a submissive black gf
Hell, quite a few normies from every race would like a Submissive Black Gf.
Jesus fucking christ even Chads wouldn't mind having a submissive black gf.
...but yeah, I would like an opportunity to get a submissive black gf.
Anyone else want to live in a big, northeastern city?
Ive considered it
+I dont need much in the way of space
+Considering the sheer population Id be more likely to make friends and whatnot
+Love the feel of being where important and relevant shit is happening
+wouldnt need a car, the walking would keep me slim
-The number of people and the nightlife would make my loneliness seem worse by sheer contrast
-More crime and nignogs
can someone how a man can get hiv during normal intercourse, like how can enough fluids get into the dick to infect him
If I'm not mistaken, it's fairly uncommon for the giving end to get infected, especially by a vagina. Even fucking a pos dude in the ass has a pretty low rate of infection. You get HIV mostly by being cummed inside of.
I'm a 22 year old, 35kg overweight, kissless virgin college dropout, emotionless, joyless, friendless NEET. I'm also very bored.
I think having a goal to work towards would be a good thing but problem is I don't really have any. So could you guys choose a goal for me?
Dubs decide what goal I will work on achieving in the next few years. It can be anything really. Be as specific as you like. Pls nothing illegal.
Hullo daily remindarr tu stay hydrated Ty bye
I just got diagnosed with social anxiety disorder. What do I do now?
There's shit to help you with that. Ya just kinda need to be brave enough to seek help for yourself and have a little bit of self treatment as well. There's ways to Less anxious than you are without medication.
Would you rape a woman if you had the opportunity and you knew you could get away with it?
itt we post small achievements of losing weight wich faggot normies and /fit/ wont tell you
>you can see a little of your dick when looking down
>you can pull up your belly a lot more
>your belly doesnt disturb when you attempt to cut toe nails
>you dont get almost a heart attack when helping mom taking the groceries up the stairs
>you find WoW more boring and would like to go somewhere just because but for now you...
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>you get compliments from people you wouldn't normally get them from
>your stamina increases and you can outspeed other fatties now
>you aren't shitting yourself from overloading on junk food
>you can participate in fat hate threads now
>qts will notice you a little more, even if you're autistic as fuck
>tfw keratosis pilaris all over my arms torso cheeks and legs
im fucked right?
any skin products that can "get rid of it" just makes my skin smooth.I cant wear t shirts guys.I have been thinking about getting tattooed just to cover it up.Even if the tats turn out fucked it would still be better the keratosis.
who else /kp/ here?
A lot of people have it(like 40% of the pop) but I have it BADLY and all over
>anon whats wrong with your skin?
My doggo is a fat POS
Umm... A-Anon? Could I... could I maybe put the head of my penis in your foreskin!?
I'm sorry! I know it's so forward! I just... I feel so exposed ever since you pointed out my circumcision...
I thought, maybe, if you're okay with it, you can show me what having a foreskin is like.
Enough of the fag posting, you here me you pole smokers? Why don't you go take a hike in >>>/lgbt/
>my parents are dead
>have to teach little brother how to drive
>too poor to afford driver's ed for him
>can't remember how to parallel park
>parallel parking is too hard xD
You sound like a woman.
You literally back into the space, shift into drive to correct the car (making it PARALLEL to the curb), and put it in park.
Not hard at all.
I understand everyone loves to brag about how autistic they are here but driving a car is easier than riding a bike.
Put your right arm behind your chair and look backwards, as you turn the wheels towards the curb line up the right side of the behind car with the left corner of your rear window glass. Reverse and then turn the wheel the other way, straighten yourself out and drive slightly closer to the car in front of you leaving space for the car behind to get out. You've parallel parked.
Just turned 25 familiars ;_;
I don't want to go down like this, but the lack of female contact is killing me inside.
generally speaking, older will make you feel more comfortable. younger can be comforting too if she has a submissive personality. i remember this 18 year old girl i picked up once, she was nervous and soft spoken. it just killed any anxiety i had and i made her my bitch and fucked her ass even though it wasn't agreed on.
well, that might be rare to find though. go with older, basically.
I've realized that she will never, ever, feel remorse for how badly she treated me. In her mind I'll always just be the abusive ex who was mean to her for no reason.
i can relate. she told me i was emotionally manipulative. the shit she put me through during our break up was literally mind shatteringly bad. fucking horrible man
im probably just a bad ex to her now even though we were happy as fuck and i treated her like a queen.
hi robots, i am a 23 and yes a stinking virgin. Ive recently graduated university and now am working full time 40-50hrs give or take. This lifestyle has left me awkward and weird. Question how can i lose my viriginity without having to pay? Srs questions fellas
Do you have any friends at work? Maybe go out to a bar with them, say you've not been with a girl for a few months and ask if they can wingman. Don't tell people you're a virgin at 23, it's sometimes no big deal for girls but it's better to keep it to yourself until after you've slept with them.
>tfw no eccentric gf
I've come to the best place for lady help. Dubs decides.
I've always been able to piss a lot and wee like a race horse. My mum used to comment on it when I was little. She would take me to 'spend a penny'. She would tinkle and dribble a little bit of wee and then she'd be finished. I would wee loads. Full stream like a race horse! She would then comment to people when we came out of the loo, how long my wee was. Even now when we go to the loo the same thing happens. She does a little tinkle and I wee a full on stream for at least a minute and a half. I can't stop my wee once it's starts as it hurts. It...
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You're a whore, I only fuck children. Why would I fuck you?
Does anyone have any tips for staying sober?
I've been trying to, but it's hard.