>leave your gf and her female friend in your room for a bit while you go to the kitchen
>see your gf and her friend making out
Which trannie would you salami?
Jimmy Nu-Tron has a loving gf that he gets to brain blast, and you don't.
What's your excuse?
He acted like himself and that got him a gf, so why haven't you tried just being urself?
>tfw can't even get an ai gf
ITT : Post only one word without getting muted
How turn someone into a Trap/Sissy/Submissive?
My friend have 21 years old, he says he is assexual but i think this is because he had a frustation experience with a girl [KISSING HAHAHAH], he stays on computer all day, is white and a loser, SJW btw too.
He is a vegan, and sometimes shows that get aattracted to my body, if he start taking HRT will be awesome.
He will finally have a purpose instead wasting hours on twitter or watching stuff.
Sorry for my bad english.
>on a date
>she asks me what i look for in a girl
>i tell her someone like her
>she mentions her fortune teller told her shed end up marrying a guy like me
>we make out
>she says 'so what does this make us'
>i respond 'boyfriend and girl'
>she tells me that she has no boobs or butt
>she also adds that shes crazy and i shouldnt go out with her
>her mom calls her and tells her she was work tomorrow
>she says 'i bet youd never lose sleep for me'
>ask her out again
>shes really tired and sleepy
>we go to the movies
>she wraps her arm around mine
>she asked me 'is this comfortable for you'
>we watched Doctor Strange
>during the entire movie she was picking at her nails nervously
>ask her out again yesterday
>she cancels 2 hours before our date today
>she says its because she has work early in the morning
am i going to make it brah
Seems like she likes playing those bullshit mind games or is really insecure. Probably both bit either way into the trash she goes
Let's be honest. Nobody here is actually autistic. It's just a meme right?... right?
Have you ever considered joining a club in college?
Ugh! Can't a person research preferred suicide methods in peace?
Need help? Plz call 999-suicide-hotline. Yea I doubt that's going to make me die, thanks.
Oh these are some 'hypothetical' ways to kill yourself (don't actually do it!!!!!1)
And it always ends with; someone loves you!
The ones I hate the most though are those that make every method seem like the most painful, gruesome scene, that often ends up not killing you at all. You definitely don't want to do this, or this, or that, not that either - and never...
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The kid on the left murdered the kid on the right then cut his head and hands off.
Both are 16.
If a completely average robot learned Japaneese and moved there, would they be a Chad?
No because you would realize that they see you as a dancing bear. You would also fail to communicate with them effectively due to cultural differences. This would make you popular but unattractive romantically or sexually. Japanese women are also not as socially active as European women so you will have fewer opportunities to meet them.
Japan sucks. It is actually a very conservative place where everyone can only work at their jobs. People are not even productive anymore, they just work because they have...
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>It's Saturday night
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
where does /r9k/ fit on the political compass
>that poor understanding of communism
>libertarian left being liberals
why is poppy not your waifu yet /r9k/?
How do I get him to do something?
Why the fuck are normies this dumb?
They make a video about how to prevent shootings.
>Shooter has above 50 likes on social media.
>Girl talks to him.
Why the fuck are normies so fucking dumb to people's problems? This is why shootings happens.
im feeling the rage perticularly strong tonight, I need emotions to distract from the void.
>sperg from steam keeps messaging me again
>sperg from r9k keeps posting the same thread again
so eggman is streaming on youtube.
is there a place like /r9k/ but without all the porn and sex and relationship stuff?
Post things you were autistically interested in as a kid.
I'll go first
>venom from spiderman
Normie general thread, dat boi edition.
Normies only plz
>Tfw born with a big head
god has a strange sense of humour
My mum always says that
at age 5 i had a bigger head than my 45 year old teacher, the entire class measured our heads with a tape measure and mine was the biggest.
Show me something that you've made
Here is something that I've made.
Have you ever been caught masturbating or have you ever masturbated in an unusual place? Any stories or other masturbation related ones?
> i masturbated on a bus once. I was like 10 and had no real idea that that wasn't deemed publicly acceptable.
>i would also masturbate under the desk in school around the same age sat right next to other kids.
w-wow, your cock is so much bigger than anons baby dick! w-will it even fit?
>tfw your dong is 8 inches but you still suffer from cripplingly low self worth so you whore yourself out on the internet for attention from un-people whether good or bad
Why haven't you become a hot shemale bimbo yet Anon?
By reading this I am thankful to not be living in Hillarys America.
>So I heard you want to date my sister, anon. Before I let you you must prove to me, her loving and watchful brother, that you are worthy. Join me for a drink and tell me why YOU should date my lovely sister. Remember, if you hurt her, I will hurt you. *Points to katana collection*
So what do you tell him?
Post smart things and insights that will make others go "hmmm, that's true"
I remember we had one of these a while ago and it had some nice replies and discussion.
Why are skeletons spooky if we all have one inside of us?
Really makes you think.