Listen to me very very carefully. I have lost all drive, motivation, direction, or ambition. I wake up and fall asleep in a miasmatic haze of drugs. I am in a constant cycle of caffeine, alcohol, and THC, self-medicating and self-intoxicating in a vain attempt to make the pain go away. I browse 4chan and reddit and facebook and wikipedia and news sites and little blogs and other fora looking, seeking, hoping, begging for something, something valuable, something real, something to give me the vaguest, foggiest notion of what to do or where to go. I make and share and consume...
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Oh my God. You're right. It is the final End of all conscious action. The immortalization of suffering. There has been and there will have been much suffering before this terminal catastrophe, but there exists no mind now nor until then that can comprehend the magnitude of the permanent, immortal, eternal suffering that will be all that is afterwards. I die knowing that even in death I cannot escape my pain. I hate you and curse you, prophet of evil. May the remainder of your existence be as terrible as your words.
Hey fellow robots I am considering trying magic mushrooms for the first time (only ever done weed) I was wondering if its worth it because of the possibility of a bad trip. And also how and where do you find them specifically in new Zealand.
As long as you're not having a bad day, don't do them in a bad place, and don't surround yourself with bad people, there's no risk of a bad trip.
>And also how and where do you find them specifically in new Zealand.
ehh... try asking drug dealers? The dark net? People who are into LARPing?
WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE WHAT UP
>Coming here of all places to ask where to find cubes...
>then you say you live in whereverthefuck.exe
Go back to sucking dicks to get high senpai
I hate women r9k. What should i do?
Are tulpas legit?
Can mine be an anime?
Sure. Just make sure you pick the right anime.
> A boy's best friend is MOMMY
Every day I wake up this thread is on my mind because it reminds me of my sweet obsession.
>tfw no diaper mommy with poor humor and is constantly called weird
It pops up in my thoughts so often I might consider electroshock therapy just to temporarily forget mommy threads, I may get lost in my bedroom but it beats mommy mommy mommy I want my delicious scented mommy.
>tfw bf calls me mommy
The truths of life r9k has taught you
Actually good point, never thought about it like that
OP confirmed for not a faggot
>tfw haven't shaved my pubes in about three years
Anyone else knows this feel? Otherwise I have a pretty good hygiene
i know that feel all too well desu senpai
who /excited for chrissy pressies/ here?
I don't have as many GBP saved up as last year (damn you tendies xD) but I'm fairly sure mommy will still buy me fallout and some cool new shoes.
This is really all I want under my tree this year.
Daily reminder that if you're under 7 inches she won't feel it.
Daily reminder that this infographic is fake and hitting the cervix is considered extremely painful
You know how some men are obsessed with Asian girls?
That is how I feel about Hispanic men. I love Hispanic men.
> dark hair
> dark features
> tan skin
> handsome faces
If the guy isn't fat and he is Hispanic, there is a 99.999% chance he is attractive.
All I want is a Hispanic husband.
> tfw you will never have a Hispanic guy to buy a cabin in Northern California by the ocean and the redwoods with to live together with
> tfw no Hispanic guy to buy you roses and protect you
I don't know who this is, but he can give me a massage any time.
Another Wednesday, and another $20 wasted on losing lottery tickets.
Not losing is not the same thing as winning. The only way to win the lottery is to play the lottery. The question is how much though, and the existential crisis is that winning the lottery seems to be the only way to possibly live my dreams of unlimited financial abundance.
Join the military. If you are that desperate. Just make sure you are /fit/ before you join. I got kicked out for failing my physical. Never went to a gym. You might want to consider working out a ton beforehand.
Why do I miss her /b/?
I'm over 30 and have only had a few girlfriends my age.
>Meet girl who is only 3 years younger than me.
>Not too attractive.
>6/10 at best. Long nose. Eyes too close together. No tits to speak of.
>Date said girl. Find out she does heroin.
>Find out she was raped when she was 17 and has major PTSD.
>She starts stripping while we're dating.
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>not becoming a NEET
Why don't you just become a NEET /pol/? Let all the wagekeks earn your money for you.
>"hey anon, it's been such a perfect day! Im glad I spent it with you, I've been so depressed lately, but you just keep me hanging on!"
Thats my waifu your speaking so crassly of
Show some respect, or pay the ultimate price
I don't have enough fight in me to keep trying to lose weight. As long as I'm stuck in this house surrounded by food, with no reason to try and get in shape, it's never gonna change.
I lost like 5 pounds when I got fed up with being fat, and then it stopped. I barely even care anymore. I just want to float away.
I tried to change my diet, but then I got sick and now my stomach lurches when I think of eating that healthy stuff.
I want to lose 15 more pounds by christmas, but I know it's not gonna change. I've been telling myself I'll do it for real tomorrow for years. I can't do it anymore.