Hello citizens of r9k
I am your new King Abu of Chan Kingdom.
Please be doing respect to me.
Insolence will not be tolerate you die.
I made and Interpals account the other day. It is a great way to meet others from around the world without even leaving your computer screen. I am helping some bros and qt3.14s improve their English
Why not give it a try?
>meet chink international student
>she cant speak english well so she doesnt realise my autism
>ask her to watch a movie with me and have a few drinks
>end up fugging
done this like three times so far
Girls only like cut cocks. R right guys?
No. I think cut cocks are fucking disgusting. The scar looks ugly and the thought of playing with a mutilated dick makes me gag. I much prefer uncircumcised. I also enjoy the way the foreskin feels.
Who /pure evil/ here?
>spit people in face
>get beat up
>sue for money
I post the same pic in every thread regardless of whether it fits context or not.
>dick burns when I piss
I wish I had someone to talk to.
What can we do to fix Western women?
In case you didn't notice, cunt protector, feminists defend Islam and feminist parties are pro-Islam.
So of course Islam doesn't fix women, feminists love Islam.
What should I do /r9k/
I my gay co-worker that my flaccid dick doesn't fit inside of a Gatorade bottle and now he keeps teasing me about it.
>tfw bullied for your big dick
Also can some one make a Gatorade pepe?
Hey gay coworker!
>Oh hey Anon! How's it been?
Ah it's going alright. Found out last week that I couldn't fit my dick in a Gatorade bottle. What a madman I am, right?
>Anon what the fuck
This is how the convo went probably
Why are you So Toastie Roasty
>he uses humor to hide that he's clinically depressed
Finally, a relatable laughingwhores.jpg!
And it only hurts a little bit...
>he calls his search for meaning a clinical depression
>he hasn't found the answer in humor like every great man ever
Was the french rev. the first beta uprising of history?
Just look at all the main players, they're hideous
I don't think so, this is a reconstruction of robespierre's face that adds his pockmarks gained by syphilis
And danton himself knew he was so ugly, when he went to the guilloutine he said something such as "please make sure you show them my head, for it's very beautiful"
Convince me that this place isn't a complete shit hole
but it is
there used to be semi interesting threads about work stories or funny awkward stories. but all of that deteriorated with time into the shitpile that everyone is wallowing in now.
Did the robot make it any better? It's been a while.
You guys want gfs?
It's not that hard guys.
First, don't be a fat fucking slob.
That is pretty important. Don't have too high of standards, whatever you think you are out of 10, take away 2. Go for a girl that is 1-3 stages less than that, no more than 1 stage higher.
Take mints with you, start working out, get a job.
Act with confidence.
It works for me.
>mfw have incurable illness from birth and if I get a job it will have to be really good or else I'll lose my insurance and wouldn't be able to pay for meds
> Take mints with you
Ok doublemint dave
If you go to a con, the likelihood of you being the most autistic person there drops significantly.
i want to cosplay more but i get scared showing off my body since a lot of my favorite characters wear more revealing clothes
So you would think, until you realize 99% of the people there are regular people with friends and even gf/bf.
That's when I noticed I was really missing something as a human, and that I was probably destined to be a robot.
>don't worry, see it's wagging it's tail
>that means it likes you anon =)