r9k, is there any hope for me?
>feels you will never feel
>super strong anime MC bishie type who can lift waifus off the ground in a dramatic fashion.
Fuck I don't even ask for that much. I wish I was at least not a manlet so I can experience this
>tfw no short grill to pick up
I'd even settle for a taller one
>tfw you've cheated on your waifu with 3D scum
>tfw your friends actually praise you for not becoming a wizard
I think I've messed up big time, guys. Is there any way I can go back in time and try to salvage myself?
There is no way, trust me I made the same mistake.
Just try not to let those succubi get the best of you again.
>one day during sex my gf sticks a finger up my ass
>it is the most life-affirming feeling ever
>get into anal/prostate play
>toys start as abstract shapes (Aneros) but rapidly escalate to full-blown giant rubber dicks
>(I fuck them and suck them btw)
>50% of the porn on my computer is gay porn, because...
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who /notavirgin/ here?
only non-virgins can post in this thread. Everyone else, stay in your containment threads.
>tfw she will NEVER LITERALLY NEVER be your gf
Got a bit of a problem guys. My sister is very pretty and is a genuinely nice person, but she has a boyfriend that is pretty much a robot. He is diagnosed autism and apparently he can be pretty bad at times.
Am I wrong for not wanting my sister with him, I would much prefer her with someone that can look after her and protect her, but not chad obviously. How would you feel about your sister dating a beta?
How creepy are you?
I was IP banned from OKcupid and on another site one user deleted their account after I messaged them. Another deleted their account a couple of days of talking.
Why is everyone is Japan a pedophile?
I mean NHK Youkoso is one thing but this is fucking Clannad.
Are the Nippon Jews using social engineering through cartoons to eliminate old world values?
How is Clannad pedophile? Nagisa even is older than Tomoya.
Virgins, gather ITT.
How old are you?
>tfw 23 year old virgin
I wish I never tried drugs
Life is so boring now
Tho, without drugs, I most likely would of killed myself years ago. Its destorying my body and mind but saving my soul from eternal damnation,
thou, i have discovered the truth with drugs. many people dont become as enlightened as i
As men it is our duty to bring back Capes. They not only make us look badass ,but they have extreme utility. Making Capes socially un-acceptable is just a feminist tactic to bring men down. If more and more men start wearing Capes, we can have a new Fashion movement where men can feel like men again.
I can't do it, /r9k/. My life literally ends tonight.
>tfw accidentally posted something embarrassing online, took 10 minutes to remove it, and it's too late to delete, people saw it
Who else embarrassed?
How the hell do you even get gf?
Have an attractive Chad face. That's it. The women will come to you and you will be given opportunities every week. If you're an ugly faced male, good luck at life. It's going to be a hard life for you, full of misery and a life of emptiness, lack of love or support.
>want fast food
>too lazy to get fast food
>want fast food
>want a drink
> abc is closed
>crushing depression sets in