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I miss the days when this pasta was popular.
Arab is the ugliest race. Everyone thinks we're ugly, women hate us, we have chinese-tier small penises, our personality is autistic and robotic as fuck. You can only take rejection from so many women and see so many women fuck tall white guys around you before you want to blow yourself up and take a bunch of normies with you. No wonder so many become terrorists.
>literally exploding with rage
is it bad that anime characters sexually excite me?
I have jury duty tomorrow what should I expect
If defendant is a woman, make sure you push for guilty no matter what it is. If its a rape case, make sure you push for innocent no matter what.
Women have so much unfairness in the court system, if I'm ever on the jury of a rape trial, I'm going to make sure the rapist gets off even if I think he's guilty.
What's the most painful way to commit suicide?
you did it wrong then retard
take (lots) of benzos (valium, xanax, doesnt matter) and drink (lots) of alcohol and you will just drift off and never wake-up again
the alcohol massively boosts the effects of the benzo
you cant die from either benzos or alcohol alone, but together you are guaranteed a painless death
t. chemistry student
Can anyone crack this? I'm pretty sure this is an ARG trailhead.
Discussion with a few insights: reddit.com/r/codes/comments/4wg66g/found_this_pic_on_4chan_can_you_help_me_decode_it/
Hello austin i know you're here, i hope you enjoyed your two days of freedom. tick tick tick its getting quite late better head off to bed so you can get up bright and early for a nice day at school, wouldnt want to miss a day of valuable education.
What stats would you put yourself at anon?
Are we assuming 5 is average?
anyone else feel weird giving girls handshakes? like I'm not hugging some random someone brought
I think when they initiate it's alright but I don't want to be pic related
I shake a man's hand if he offers it. If a girl offers her hand I will also shake it and make eye contact, most of the time I just nod and say hello.
Most of the time if it's just a cursory introduction I will just say, "Nice to meet you," however if it's more formal and I am also introducing myself I will shake hands regardless of gender. I think it makes for a warmer environment.
What's your most depraved desire /r9k/?
Uh-oh! You've startled a NEET from his peaceful slumber and he was not fully rested. What do you do now? He is very agitated!
That was not your optimal choice. Are you from the labor enforcement squad? See pic related.
>one chance at life
(You) should start by stop doge-posting
Same. It's sad that charisma is all you need to succeed in life. Either that or luck. Having a high intelligence/strength/speed/creativity/(insert ability here) doesn't really matter.
>mfw doge thread
Found out my girlfriend had a threeway(mff) with her ex back when there relationship was failing. She says she really loves me so I doubt she would do it for me but at the same time I don't feel like the relationship can't progress unless she does.
Tl;dr How do I get my girlfriend to have mff threesome?
If you're ready to move on, try guilt-tripping her into doing it. If she won't, leave her and get with a decent human being who doesn't do threesomes. If she does, she'll either grow to despise you for guilt-tripping her, or you'll think less of her. So in that case too, it's best to move on and get with someone who is proper gf material.
Agreed. You think less of her now because you want that experience she's given to another man. Basic jealousy.
I would definitely work on getting on the level with this girl. You either guilt trip like a previous poster suggested or you can break up "until ive had my own threesome".
>dads in the hospital
>says he's fine even though he can't walk or else his heart rate sky rockets
He's going to die isn't he?
>no energy, always tired
>no motivation to do anything (not even for watching anime)
>no emotions, never happy
>want to end my life but don't because of my family
Is this what depression feels like?
>You will never be American.
I was born in the wrong country!
Feels great pham
just kidding women in america are vapid as hell, hypergamy and women sluttery is literally visible in every single specimen. do not come here. i want to die and i will be single for hte rest of my life.
America is only nice if you're filthy stinkin' rich.
Out of the loony bin, time for Tinder
I used to have a pretty normal life before I started doing this. I got in some trouble at school that turned me into a shut in, I started doing this to pass the time, and two and a half years later I get put in a mental hospital.
I remember someone telling me awhile ago that I was progressively acting crazier and crazier over months of my threads. I guess he was right.
Can't win em all
Why are so many anime posters gay?
Why are women so pathetic roastie probably got BTFO when her husband died and she had to get an actual job to support herself instead of leeching.
I hate seeing shit like this. If she was voluntarily doing the job then fine, but still it's depressing to see an old lady working in McDonalds or any similar sort of industry. It breaks my heart.
Don't be too sad. It's a known fact that healthy activity actually prolongs people's lives and improves mental health. If she had nothing to occupy her body and mind she'd be sat at home in a sofa watching television for hours every day, stagnating away to nothing.
How do I tell if a girl is actually interested in me, or just playing some sadistic game?
You just need to fuck her asap. Even if she was playing games before, she'll then start to make a serious effort, or otherwise she might end up looking like a slut. If you fuck her quickly, the power dynamic shifts to your advantage.
Fucking shit It's begin
It's going to get much worse if you do NoFap. In a couple of days your sex drive is going to break records and all you will be able to think of will be naked women.
The best option is fapping once/twice a week so your needs are satisfied but without getting addicted to masturbation.
Everything else someone on this board will try to explain to you is a meme.
Why is nature so cruel? Fuck sakes I've been watching too many documentaries and always believe the deers will escape from whatever heartless predator runs after them but then that sad violin piece kicks in and by that point I stop watching.
Does anyone know this feel?
Have you ever been beaten? Was it a part of being bullied as well?
I found out that kicking someone in the knee is the fastest way to end a fight for your advantage, worked since 10th grade.
My older brother used to beat the shit out of me all the time. He beat me with everything iin my house. He dented my head with a shovel when I was in 4th grade and once beat me with 2 10lbs dumbbells once. He's dead now.
Once, in elementary school. I got the tar beaten out of my by a kid half my size because I was legitimately afraid that if I landed a punch I would really hurt him.
Didn't make the same mistake the next time someone challenged me. I figured out that I could in fact throw a very hard punch.
How do I kill myself and make it look like an accident/murder? I want to an hero but I can't do that to my parents.
Why can't people respect each other's right to die? You bring me into this world as an autistic ugly manlet and yet you have gripes when I want to terminate this process I didn't want to be a part of? I say kill yourself in the most obvious way possible OP. Fuck 'em.
OP your parents are going to feel at least a little horrible for a month following your death. That being said >>30503476 is correct that they shouldn't be the ones holding you back if you want to go.
Just try to do something that will make something out of your death, like sacrificing yourself for anime or trump.
I always thought that if I were to die I should at least sacrifice myself for a good cause so my relatives won't be like "rip in peace, we raised you and you left us for your selfish reason >:'("
I have posted here numerous times i am letting you know that we are almost done with the R9k bible. We want your imput on what you would like to see content wise.
I think I am quite lovely to all people irl, but when I play games I have an urge to hurt and mutilate NPCs, and it brings me a feeling of satisfaction. Am I secretly a sadist? Anyone else has it similar?
I mean so long as you play the goody two-shoes version normally and just reload saves after you kill someone who talks some shit or decide to see if it'd be funny to just murder everyone.
Monthly thread displaying the autistic virgins of /r9k/.
>tfw 5'10 and 1/2
Feels good knowing I'm not a manlet
>tells me that she will always love me
>leaves me for someone else
Lol girls ,amirite?
Is mental illness a meme or is it actually real and debilitating?
Both. It consists of memes, but it's certainly real.
Just like /pol/'s meme magic influences real politics.
Excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Richard Dawkins?