Surgery can save you.
Now or never.
You are 5 surgeries away from looking human.
What are you waiting for?
*TICK* *TOCK* *TICK* *TOCK*
its 5 O kek
time to get up and go to workek
Keknesday is another day of hard workek for wagekeks.
What defines a "Chad?" I want to know what to watch out for
The essence Chad, concentrated and distilled in .png form.
You're in a bar when this dude slaps your gf's ass.
What'cha gonna do?
I won't have to do anything. Wife conceal carries. If that's not enough, so do I.
North-american robots, is SJW stuff that present IRL? Is it hard to make young friends there who aren't SJW?
Is it hard to get along with non-whites as a white person? Do you see race and heritage? Is it a barrier?
I live in a more or less homogenous country and I don't know if I could handle the racial tension you guys seem to have, not to mention how much absurd shit it's coming from there nowadays.
>North-american robots, is SJW stuff that present IRL? Is it hard to make young friends there who aren't SJW?
>It's EVERYWHERE in colleges and college towns.
Ever took the toilet paper roll penis test? It's real simple, get a toilet paper tube after the toilet paper is gone. Get yourself fully hard, and try to put your dick inside.
-If your dick slides in easily and has room, you're too small
-if your dick fits and has no room to move around, you're average
-if your dick can't fit at all or at most only the tip of the head fits, you're BIG
>ITT Nicknames normies gave you in HS
WTF basis did they find for Papa Roach, makes no FUCKING sense
So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the other customers and the cashier laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
>tfw they don't even try to hide that fact that they don't want me to sit near them
>tfw the only other seat is near the front
>next to nobody
>I don't want to be that guy who sits by himself
The fuck do I do
Not OP, but...
Wouldn't his anxiety be an aspect of his mind?
but the stares
Tfw no latina gf to cuddle. ;_;
>w-w-women get discriminated against in hiring!
this holds no matter what gender the person doing the interview is
>unironically using the word creepy to describe unattractive men
Is there any easier way of detecting roast beef?
creepy is used to describe ugly men
creepy is also used to describe creepy men
robots are ugly and creepy
therefore you can't claim that women are being unfair when they apply the term to you
This faggot loser got a qt asian gf and you don't. What's your excuse?
This guy is a 5/10, not exceptionally charasmatic and short. He literally touches 100 boobs with what seems like almost no effort. What's your excuse?
He obviously got all of their permission first. Even the one's who looked unsuspecting.
A camera man makes shit easy mode tbqhfam.
>you threw water balloons at me, cunt
>ew, creep, you can't touch them
it's for a video
>teehee ok, lemme whip 'em out
You get the idea
>tfw second day of no fap
>getting rock hard from asmr videos
>tfw just want to whip out my cock and jerk it off and blow a huge load
>this horny on your second day
You must be like 20. Several years older and libido exhausted form years of excessive wanking, it takes longer for it to warm up and get crazy boners again.