>you get to impregnate any one girl on the planet that you want to, once a month, no strings attached, for the rest of your life BUT you can't have sex at any other point ever again and they won't keep in touch with you. they stay with you throughout the evening/night after impregnation and then leave by noon the next day to never talk to you again.
>You can have sex whenever you want, but have a vagina. (You're still a guy though).
answer and then create your own for anons to...
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12 girls a year with conservatively 40 years of fertility ahead of me means 480 children, round up to 500 for twins. That's not quite Genghis Khan, but still better than 99.99% of men who've ever lived, so I'd definitely take that. You'd have to be an evolutionary retard not to do so.
>You'd have to be an evolutionary retard not to do so.
Or alternatively have a shred of compassion towards the rest of the human race and not spawn any others like you to this wretched earth. You are, after all, posting on /r9k/.
What's the biggest problem in your life that's preventing you from being happy?
>tfw no weirdo bf
I mean sure im a strange guy i guess not like fucking extreme
I make weird noises and do weird things when no one is watching
Also kind of normie, have my own apartment and job
lookin for a weirdo companion same as you
I'm kind of going through different boards I'd think I'd find interesting
so far this one confuses me the most
I get the whole "original" posting,
and I see you all speak about your daily lives
but there's a lot of complaining though
What is this board exactly?
I'm normally from /i/ /ic/ /an/
sometimes /x/ but fuck that way too much paranoia there it trips me out
this board is for suicidal neets to complain about not women. most of the time, at least
tbqh it's pretty shit most of the time, but if you dig hard enough there are some solid threads with real discussion
>wanna come sit next to me whiteboy?
How do I become a qt trap?
So I found out the campus I used to go to conducted some sort of diversity speech event encouraging students to own up to their "language choices" in terms of using nominally slanderous words/phrases...which resulted in some pretty hilarious images (pic related being merely the tip of the iceberg).
Since the spirit of /r9k/ holds in the way we circumvent the filters we are given, I figured I'd dump a few of the ~dAnKeR~ frames as OC. Here we go.
B E T A B A U L K A N I Z E G R I L L Z
I Don't Know How But The Bitch Is I Guess *shrugs*
Why did they do it?
Thread dedicated to the lovely mystery.jpg from London, Ontario Canada
Where would you take her on a first date? How would you violate her?
Her Skype - ifyoucomeattheking
When will you faggots learn to settle?
This nigga did and he gets more pussy that you ever will because of it.
We all know what you REALLY do with him behind closed doors, you sick fuck.
What does /r9k/ think of CWC?
I simply love that he turned into a LBQT activist SJW.
The good that he did by bringing his infinite disgrace to their doorstep absolved him of any wrong that he committed in his life. He's a martyr now and I believe he will sit at the right hand of Christ and be bequeathed the girlfriend that was all he ever wanted.
>tfw you're pregnant and just found out your boyfriends been cheating on you
>tfw now you don't even know if the baby is yours
>live in NYC
>parents say I have to move out
>go on craigslist
>first apartment I see is a 1br in Harlem for 1800
How is anything possible here?
OP how much do you make monthly?
How much can you afford to pay per month?
I'm a bot and can pay up to $1,000/mo, more or less. Would be sick to rent with a bot. That said, I'm set to move into a new place next week. Let me know.
Hi guys. It's your homeboy Sam Pepper. Any of my fellow robots interested in a dank and edgy prank. I gonna need one of you guys to help me in my next video! :^)
No toilet paper in the house. Wat do