>Hey anon, you know only one who's holding you back is you.
I know snoopdog, I know. I want to kill myself but there's a part of me holding me back. If I could only rise up and conquer this feeling of hope. Then I could be free
Getting wisdom tooth out is the worst time of my life.
Ive been taking ibuprofen for pain today and thought I should take a 5mg hydrocodone since it's bedtime 6 hours after my last ibuprofen dose.
Bad idea. Now I have anxiety and I'm worried might have a heart attack or won't be able to sleep.
I fucking hate drugs... Would a melatonin help calm me?
>was a NEET for 5 years
>finally got a job
>80k starting + great benefits
>wear snazzy clothes like pic related (over $250)
What the fuck?????????
I have been obese for 16 years now and I'm just finding out this is a thing??
Why did nobody ever tell me? I have been to the doctor plenty of times
How do I improve my social skills?
no meme answers please
>tfw no palengke shopping, kapalungan going, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, paniki chomping, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing,...
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dirty filipino here, good shit
Can gay guys be robots?
Does it anger you that some people won at life thanks to their looks?
No but it does anger me that that girl looks exactly like a chick I went to high school with who coasts on her good looks.
Well yes, yes it does piss me off a bit.
A lot actually.
So I lied...
want a lick, anon?
how do you deal with the loneliness?
>made a profile for my waifu on normiebook and set myself as in a relationship
>also do this on dating site profiles
Am I the only one? lelele
>why do you do this?
Because I love her. Normies love talking about their spouses so I feel I have the same right with my waifu.
>why do you not just try to meet grills?
I do and fail. Just go outside is not an option.
>what success have you had at meeting loser robots?
None, this is not /soc/.
ITT post socially unacceptable opinions you actually believe.
Women peak at age 11
I've had my face rated in the 8/10 range by unaffiliated observers, am around 5'10 - 5'11 tall, and am relatively skinny (less than 150, but I'm open to bulking up at some point), for what it matters.
I'm a virgin who would vastly prefer to date a fellow virgin. I would also prefer that you generally dress modestly and not have lewd pictures/videos of yourself floating around online. This has some flexibility depending how much I like you otherwise, but I will probably never fully accept a partner of mine having a past sex history, just begrudgingly tolerate it if necessary. I've been on 4chan since I was around 12 or 13 though so I have a pretty lewd mind despite my pure body.
I'm a shut-in, NEET (not doomed to financial insolvency though, trust me), sometimes depressed, often paranoid, addicted to reading random shit online, but am planning on being more serious and motivated about things soon. And if you are similar then we can boost each other's motivation.
I am pretty anti-SJW and hate censoring myself (not that I'm incapable of doing so) so we won't get along if you're easily offended. Unless involved a super serious conversation I'll pretty much say whatever around people I feel comfortable with. I like racist/sexist/whateverist humor and have no problem with rape jokes. Modern leftist "safe space" offendatron culture is retarded.
It will be a while before I show you any pictures. I'm a cryptography-obsessed privacy freak and won't discuss anything too personal over unencrypted communications. I don't have a Facebook, Twitter, or any other profile of my "real self" online.
I'm generally on the (alt-)right side of the political spectrum and am voting for Trump. I also have an interest in crypto-anarchism, futurism, singulitarianism, biological abolitionism, and neoreaction, along with economics, politics, and philosophy in general.
As far as the mandatory nerd shit listing goes, I like vidya (mostly anything on Nintendo consoles, or classic games that can be emulated), particularly Super Smash Bros. Melee (PM and 64 are also acceptable yet inferior alternatives, but Brawl and Tr4sh suck), animu (ask me about my expert taste in vietnamese kinetoscopes), pro wrestling, Star Trek, VNs, and all sorts of other obscure autist crap but I don't think that sharing hobbies/interests is as important as fundamental personality compatibility. I'm open to learning about any given hobby as long as it's not infant vivisection. I don't play games online much and am not a fan of the modern trend that you can't just get to know somebody via conversation as opposed to needing a game in the background.
Please know how to give more than basic responses, ask follow up questions, introduce new topics into a discussion, and find interesting stuff online to link to/talk about. Otherwise there is no hope for you not being boring as hell.
I don't really care much about your appearance as long as there's some degree of physical chemistry (and you're not obscenely fat, i.e. BMI over 30 or maybe 27-28 depending on how it's distributed), but being light-skinned and loli-esque (or shota-esque maybe) would be a bonus.
I find the striking anti-empricism of religion to be pretty weird but I don't strictly consider religious beliefs a dealbreaker.
If we really click, then we should be able to talk at least for an hour or two once every three days at a bare minimum. (I talk to guys I've known over a decade more than that and we haven't gotten bored of each other.) If you can't talk at least that much (without a good reason) then you won't be a high priority to me.
I might date a tranny or a dude if you're pretty feminine and not insane (which is a combination I have yet to see so I'm skeptical). You'll have to be the girl in the relationship though.
>Tfw at stage 3
How do I stop this from going to stage 4, bros?
9mm dose of lead directly to the brain
I'm at stage 0 there isn't even a relationship to be had i don't have anything or anyone i feel any connection towards
However i feel at peace
a bit sad knowing i'm going to outlive any of the people i've ever felt a connection towards
Is it safe to assume that if someone has an anime profile picture on steam, they are probably some sort of gay?
Girl from /cgl/, why are you here?
That board is just as bad as here. You know it's shit when you use to have a fucking sugar daddy general. Just poor, slutty, daddy issue ridden girls looking for their 8th fuckbuddy.
I don't know
I just came here out of curiosity, then...i became attached, i can leave for a day at best, and that's it. I don't even relate to anyone here but this fucking site is just hooked me in
How do I make my room stop smelling like cum?
I haven't came on anything in particular, I cum into tissues and then flush them down the toilet, but the smell is still lingering.
just get scented candles, they're fun and leave your room smelling good for a few days
lot's of freeze, and just get a lot of air freshener things and put them around your room
is it possible you're just smelling yourself?
Try taking a shower and scrub hard, then go back into your room.
Place some fans pointing out your window or your door.
Change your bed sheets, then mop your floor assuming you dont have carpet.
Then maybe try taking your chair out of your room to see if thats the culprit.
post yfw the future is female
please stop bullying him anon. you probably have scarred him from never posting a photo of himself ever again on the internet. isn't that enough? he's a robot. and he wanted compassion in that asian guy thread. nothing more.
please stop bullying him. don't be mean.
Have any robots successfully converted their time wasting habits into productive hobbies and actually made a healthy, positive use out of their unhealthily large amounts of free time?
I know for most of us robots just waste every day away shitposting, or dicking around on our phones, or playing vidya. Most of us have a useless but entertaining interest we enjoy like fishing or writing or photography. But we never put time into it, we just keep procrastinating and digging ourselves deeper.
Are there any robots here who have escaped this horrible cycle? How'd...
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Who else here /fantasize about leaving it all behind/
Sometimes I just dream about leaving it al behind and moving somewhere rural, making my living off of any job off the internet.
On my off time I find rural cheap homes in never- heard-of-it towns on Zillow and then find jobs in the area I would be qualified for and just imagine life there.
>tfw reading OP reminded me I will never live in Top of The World, Arizona where I won't be bothered
>realize to have any chance with women I literally have to lie
I feel like life has no value. I feel like I missed all my opportunities. I don't have low self-esteem or anything, but I feel like my chances of making things happen are gone now.
Why the fuck are you using a goddamn tripcode you fucking faggots?
Why do all the qts use tumblr? Why can't there be more Chan qts?
This is a primarily male board. Women feel excluded.
I did know one girl that posted here. She was a real qt, looked kinda like that Rose girl y'all are obsessed with now that I think about it.
We fell out of contact. I wonder how she is.
It's an anonymous forum.
Also women seek success. Wither for themselves or people around them.
This is not the place for that.
>but I'm seeking success too
No fuck off. Nobody is that stupid.
tell me about your family /r9k/
are they nice? do you like them? do you have a good relationship?
tell me about your moms and dads and siblings, I wanna know
>tell me about your family /r9k/
>are they nice? do you like them? do you have a good relationship?
parents are nice enough. I used to think during high school that they were overbearingly strict, but when I think back on it now I think I agree with most of their decisions. I like my dad, he is a good person and a hard worker, although he wasn't dealt a good hand in life - he is by far the poorest in his family, caused by his parent's move of countries during senior year of his high school (both his siblings went to nice colleges, he couldn't when he moved here due to country transfer reasons, didn't understand the American education system I guess) I think my dad understands me to some extent, I can trust him. I think he works very hard to provide a good life for me. I do not like my mom as much, in fact I cannot say one good thing about her. I think she might have a mental disease, my dad thinks so too. She sits around all day watching TV or playing on Facebook, and she is extremely irritable, and yells at everyone else in the house. She also yells at her parents.
I have one brother. He is nice, and might be my only friend, but I disagree with a lot of the things he does. He doesn't listen to me when I ask him to do things, and laughs at my suggestions. I think he secretly has a low opinion of me - probably stemming from my behavior honestly, it is my fault that I have no friends or social life and he judges me for it. I think my brother makes a lot of irrational decisions, like buying and building two gaming computers as a college student with the little money he made in his summer job. I think he also has a problem with lying to my parents and I semi often - he tries to hide his addiction to computer building from us.
Do we have a good relationship? Good enough I suppose. I don't really have a relationship with anyone else ( typical robot problems desu, don't really have any friends) so they are the only people I Have any relationship with.
Mom just turned 49. We usually eat out once a week, usually a cheap place like Olive Garden. She's really caring but emotionally fragile. It's like she livespoli in some sort of bubble, an imaginary world where everyone is nice and has no ulterior motives. She doesn't understand that most guys only want her for fug, and don't really care much about her. She works 2 jobs as busser/dishwasher and supports me, my sister, and herself. Has managed to buy a house and 4 cars in the 7 years we've...
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What's your relationship with your dad like, /r9k/?
>tfw haven't talked to him in almost a year
>no plans to any time soon
I've been facebook stalking a girl I been talking to. Haven't actually talked in a while, and the only time I can get a response out of her is when I mention a show we're both into.
I've asked her out twice now. She always responds with something about how she'll do it once she gets the time. I'm having difficulty believing her, but at this point whatever hope I can cling onto is at least something to occupy my time.
I can't help myself. She cute.
Anyway, who else /creep/ here?
I just have been occupying myself with her for the past few weeks or so, I'm slipping deeper into depression, so I need something to occupy my time and she's a cute girl who doesn't hate me entirely yet.
I know I should focus my energy elsewhere, I just...don't want to.
>waaaah how come my brother got a bigger toy than me IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
>waaaah how come "Chads" have more sex than me IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
>waaah how come I don't get what I want? waaaah
if you weren't the one benefiting from it, you'd be saying the exact same things
>who here suicidal but don't want to die because you're too afraid of becoming a ghost and experiencing the pain you feel for all eternity?
I don't want to exist at all on any level. Why does even dying have to be complicated?
Why don't we all take turns fucking one another?
We won't be virgins and have at least some experience in sex. It's gay if you don't do participate.