here's my bullshit image for attention
Is male nationalism the only real solution for society's woes?
anyone here smoke? if so how much? can a few cigarettes a day hurt you much in the long run?
have you ever had an /ss/ experience, /r9k/?
>Hey Anon, who's your favorite Gucci model?
When i see this image i feel sad, even though it may seem funny this chicken will continue to drift for a week at sea, he will have nothing to drink and eat so eventually he will get weaker and weaker until he droops his head over and dies, whats wrong with me?
This is why you shouldn't let your gf hang out with your friends
I've got a scenario for you /r9k/.
You're given the chance to go back in time and relive a decade of your choosing. I'll give you some basic info to make your decision.
>you can be any age you want when you go back
>you don't have to start at the beginning of the decade
>specify which part of the world you want to arrive at
>if you choose to be a teenager, you will automatically be enrolled in a school of your choosing
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Is grindr any good?
>posted a pic of my stomach
>got like 8 old or big dudes to talk to me
>a few faceless dudes asked if they could give me a bj
>none of the cute boys were interested in me
if you want the succ or wanna get fucked by a big hairy old dude its good otherwise youre lookin at the wrong place
Saturday night faces of /r9k/ thread.
Normies and attention seekers need not apply.
Reminder to do pic related if you do care about this board
What's a movie like pic related I can watch to feel less lonely for a few hours?
>ITT : I laugh at you virgin while I chat with my soon to be Japanese 3D gf
Sucks being you haha
Go ahead friend, laugh at me, I dont care anyways
>mfw i realise that if the girl tries to talk about anything else OP is fucked
Just met a girl on lolcows and we are going on a date tonight. She is a khv neet too. Wish me luck lads.
Thanks to the anon who told me about that site.
>site that's been dead for months
>finish college meme 3 years ago
>making 6 figure income
>haven't left my region of the US
>never kissed a girl
Well lads, how stupid would it be to quit in a year or two and travel the world or something? It's really stupid, but I feel I'll always regret not doing it. I have more money than I know what to do with, but I dont want to ruin everything
What is your major/job anon?
yeah, that's my plan as well, after graduation I should be making around 80k, work hard for the next few years to get to a 100k job then save up some money and tour the world
the jobs will still be there when I get back, but if I keep getting older then I will never be able to see the world
Who still wears tighty whities?
How do you deal with boredom? what are some fun things to do?
I distract myself with 4chan so I don't notice the time going by. Eventually enough time goes by that I get sleepy. Sleep is the best part, you don't even need to distract yourself to keep the boredom away.
Where are some loner friendly places to hang out at? Some of my favorites are book shops, the movie theater, walking around the downtown area, restaurants like Chipotle ect with the bar style seating near the window, and the museum or zoo. Share places that you hang out alone.
>Things about yourself which make you worried you might be gay
In porn I get really turned on when the girl pulls down the guy's pants and a rock hard erection bounces up near her face
I think about sucking a cock and wanting to be a girl.
Last night I saw a gay gang bang and jerked off a little then closed it out of disgust.
I don't know. Sometime I'm okay with the idea of being gay. Like I even said it, "shit anon, guess your gay", but it always feels like a fetish.
Like, I can openly accept I am gay. But every time I'm outside, I never find the men I see attractive or think about sucking dick. It only happens when I'm very lonely at night or depressed knowing that a female will never love me or want to be with me.
>have one chance at life
>born with psoriasis
JUST fuck my shit up
What do you mean?
Do you mean you can't get an erection or your penis didn't grow at all throughout puberty? Cause if its the latter you might have some serious issues with your testosterone and shit.
>tfw you will never have a beautiful woman smile at you and laugh at your jokes
>I watched a Season of a TV Show, I'm so quirky. :^)
Why haven't you gotten laid yet? All you need is a knife on a dark night and they'll do whatever you ask.
>do no fap
>go crazy after 4 days
>end up jerking off 12 times today
Well so much for that
You walk in your room and see this, what do fellow robots?
Is there room for a man to join?
Also, archer is goals
>you can't be a robot unless you are at least this disfigured
I fell for the anime convention meme. The whole experience made me realize how normalfag i really am. I don't fit in with these people. They're on a whole other autistic level than i am. I dont fit in anywhere. Not even with the normies. Not even with the weeaboo autists. Where do i go?
OP, I feel this feel you are feeling.
I also would like to know this.
Im actually at the con right now, sitting on a couch alone waiting for some event to start. I tried to talking to some people, which was hard enough on it's own considering how socially autistic i am, but i genuinely dont connect with them. I dont know what to even talk about
What do you like most about yourself physically?
What's your best personality trait?
What is your greatest accomplishment?
What do you want to improve?
My penis is pretty okay I guess
A generally light hearted humor
I saved a kids life while lifeguarding
I'd really like to pick up archery, while I've dabbled in a lot of things I'd really like to master one.
>What do you like most about yourself physically?
Probably my eyelashes and that I will be able to grow a full beard.
>What's your best personality trait?
I'm considerate of others and am socially aware of what is going on.
>What is your greatest accomplishment?
I think managing to improve my mental health and dealing with my problems that I will be able to continuously improve upon as my life goes on.
>What do you want to improve?
Following through with longer term goals such as learning a new language or working out. Once I feel comfortable within a subject I can improve on my own pretty well but getting to that point is difficult
is absurdism the utmost robot philosophy?
ANYONE HELP I NEED ADVICE IM 18 THERES A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL AT THOS EVENT IM AT BY MYSELF SHE'S WITH HER DAD AND IM ALONE SHE KEEPS STARING AT ME WHAT DO I DO I WANNA TALK TO HER
Who here /Guy with long hair/?
Shoulder length and longer.
Almost shoulder length here. I wear my hair like this chick almost. Plain white V-neck and some skinny black pants like a generic fuck boy. I do decent with the bitches though. Never a man bun. Don't love sucking throbbing cocks so I don't wear that particular style.