heh.. going somewhere roachie?
How long did it take you to realize that there is no reason to be bitter towards women?
whats up robots, saw some girl on went to school with on okcupid, pretty sure she used to stare at me all the time in class but i didnt like her cause she was kinda overweight but shes not that ugly, anyway she messaged me cause she recognized me but it ended there, her profile says interested in casual sex should i ask her to fuck?
instead of just buttering her up or some shit should i just ask straight up is what i mean or do girls not like that shit im probably above her league thats the only reason i ask
thinking of saying some shit like "my bad if this is weird but you tryna 'get down' some time" or something like that, dont want to just say ride my dick some time or some shit lol
What are some good candies? Specifically sour things. I just had these for the first time in years and I forgot what I was missing. Let's have a candy thread.
I only eat candies when I am on roadtrips to pass the time. I basically hate traveling and could stay in my comfy house forever.
I hate girls that like to travel, they just wan you to be a sugar daddy and buy them vacations.
Orlando Bloom is a big guy.
>he's my height
>at least twice as long flaccid and god knows how long erect
>also a famous movie man
ITT we exchange (you)s.
Shut the fuck up, faggot. You don't know fuck about jack shit.
This board is really gone isn't it, these roasties and normalfags have invaded our last refuge
I will miss you guys
I've been here for 1-2 years now. r9k to me is purgatory. I can't afford to stay much longer, for my own well being. Anyone with self respect would steer clear of this place, I think.
I've tried to quit a few times before, but I was too attached to this place. Now though, something's different. Is anyone else sensing a change in the atmosphere, or am I just in a bad mood? So much viciousness.
I guess it doesn't matter. I have better things to be doing. We all do. This board is nothing but a distraction from a real life with responsibilities,...
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I think I am here to stay desu
I mean, it's been three years since I started browsing here
and I like it here. I think I like 4chan more than I would losing my virginity, if I had to choose one I choose 4chan
As much of a normie infested shithole this is, I get a sense of acceptance and comfort I've never felt before when I come here. When I have nowhere to turn. I've always felt like I was alone in my loneliness, until I found this, and realized there are other people like me. Feels good. But nowadays it is rare to find real robots on here, ones that don't go "lmao severe depression memes kek kms", or "failed normies". I'll be here as long as r9k lasts. Or until my life miraculously improves.
Jesus fucking christ it's amazing how seeing a pic or video of me completely shatters my self esteem
I know what you mean
I find almost everyone completely irritating, even the people i love like friends and family I find myself more annoyed by them than anything
but ultimately if I see an unflattering picture, or a video of myself, I too am filled with a hate that is hundreds of times stronger than the hate for anyone else.
It's like "holy shit that dorky fuck is me". If I was anyone else, I would mock my current self mercilessly I'm neurotic and pathetic and weird and everyone knows it.
Hi Anon, how have your week been?
Are you inching towards a a goal? Or are you just an autumn leaf dancing in the breeze? Do you see a pattern emerging from the blur?
Feel good? Nah "meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same". Society became addicted to happiness, and it marginalizes other parts of the human experience like grief, boredom, and melancholy although historically they shaped us and generated significant parts of our culture.
Steam friend thread, other one hit bump limit.
Post steam ID and get added
No (e)rp or nudes, make your own thread for that
I like co-op games and anime talk
Don't add him. He's just going to bully you.
>event or convention happening
>know your Youtube sub box is just going to be convention footage for a week
same with normie meme movies like muh capeshit and what not, always have to be reminded of that shit when I'm trying to get away from it, I wouldn't even know about most of that shit otherwise, I didn't even know Suicide Squad just opened, I thought it was out for months and didn't care.
You are now the new admin of 4chan, you can ban any groups and add/remove any boards you want
What do you do?
Has r9k ever experimented with another guy? What was it like? Would you do it again?
I'm a gaybot top who goes to uni. I scored BJ's from about 30 different guys during my first 2 years of undergrad. All claimed to be 'straight but wanted to try sucking dick'. It's really fucking common these days and I'm cashing in.
This is literally what it feels like to be a roastie and I have no regrets. I am less slutty now.
tfw no argentinian nigger boyfriend
no boy will date you if you call him that!
>saying nigger Argentinians as if there are any non nigger ones
/r9k/ is the weakest board on this website by far.
/r9k/ is so weak it's laughable.
/r9k/ is a mess
/r9k/ is a waste
/r9k/ was a big fat mistake
>Skinny as hell, no matter how much I eat I just can't gain weight
>Wide hips, high voice, and feminine face thanks to my fucking genetics
>At the retirement home I work at the old people with weaker eyesight call me "young lady".
I just want to fucking die. Puberty totally fucked me over, it takes me weeks just to grow stubble. No girl on earth will ever want me.
FUCCCCKkk-- ING HNGNNGG
FUCK OFFFF SSSHITTT FUCKKKKK OFFFFFff GET OUTTT S....... STOP BUGGING ME!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
When I was a teenager there was this little retarded girl in my neighborhood and me and my friends would feed her lsd and lock arms around her and yell NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE while jumping up and down until she got really scared and started to cry and shit herself. Her parents never even found out.
How bout you guys?
What's your record for number of days not smoking? I'm on three days and probably about to fuck it up again.
Anybody take testosterone shots? Ever since I was a teenager I always felt like puberty skipped me. I literally have like 10 hairs on my chin and I'm 25. My body is not hairy. My voice isn't that low. Small balls/dick. Huge man boobs. Body shaped more like a women.
Is it too late for t shots? I know this is gonna sound stupid but can it at least help me grow a bit downstairs? That's what bothers me the most, also man boobs. I also wish I was more aggressive.
are you white? lack of body hair really isn't that big of a deal. think about the guys in porn; they're usually clean shaven. moobs and feminine body traits can be generally fixed through diet and excercise.
if you're 6'0 you have the potential to be very attractive and aesthetic anon
Hey anon, don't you just wanna release some tension?
AS THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT
I hear THEM dancing at the graves
How's your night? Plans for the weekend?
My plan is to hunt you down for spamming these shit threads,scum
I know how all of us can get a gf now!
The problem all of us have is that we're too awkward, so girls avoid us. Since girls avoid us, we don't know how to talk to them and we are awkward because of it. It's a catch-22.
Here's the solution.
I downloaded Tinder a month ago and went on 5-6 dates a week. The first dates were terrible, but I am getting more practice and the dates are getting longer. I just got my kiss today!
Sign up for Tinder robots! We're all going to make it!
>attempt a terrorist power grab
>Give special privileges to cops instead
What now faggots?
>>Give special privileges to cops instead
Are you implying they didn't already have special privileges?
My favorite thing
>tfw in a mental hospital rn
Fuck my gf for putting me here wtf
> Daily reminder there are no fembots and if you are female and come here tits or GTFO bitch.
you never know who's a female on this board so you can be sure they're here with no titpics all the time, relating to you, getting sympathy from you incognito. any time you're kind to someone, it could be a fembot.
always remember that they are among you.
a few days ago I made a thread about porn addiction and asked you guys some questions. how about another porn addiction discussion thread? this time we will keep things a lot more simple.
1. are you addicted to porn?
2. any fetishes?
3. have you tried nofap?
optional: share any other thoughts you may have about porn.
>2. piss/omorashi (had that long before i started fapping to porn though)
>3. yes,many times. 2 months was my top score, most attempts last 5-6 days though
Porn is unironically better than sex, it's a hard truth of life today and it will get far better as tech progresses. But it will fuck your brain up. Basically a drug you don't need to go and buy. And the fact that most school and work assignments...
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>Nothing specific, though I have a soft spot for non-filmed porn (i.e; literotica, audio porn).
>I've had to do involuntary nofap (staying at other people's houses, nothing to ease guilt/cleanup). It did nothing for me though.
>2. trap/futanari/faggotry (though not real life traps, yet)
>3. yes. Fail at around 6-7 days everytime
I have had the chance to lose my virginity twice, and experienced ED both times. I am convinced I will never have a normal relationship with a girl because of porn's role in my life, and wish I'd never discovered it.